Post yfw

post yfw

Would have been better if it were never revealed before release.

They would never manage to keep in under wraps, not in this day and age.

I hated the huge white text that kept popping up

Literally would have been impossible because of that fucked release schedule worldwide

>the era of surprise cameo appearances has ended

well thats a shame

but when the queens title revealed, everybody cheered in my theatre

I loved it. No one seemed to rcognize in Age of Ultron that the Hulk fight happened in South Africa. I've heard some people say they thought it was Wakanda. Flashing the city name makes it quite clear how the plot is progressing.

I grinned like an idiot when that came up, but if it happened without anyone knowing, people would be too busy cheering and furiously masturbating to hear any of Peter's dialogue.

Also, I loved the giant text.

A little disappointed it wasn't the more suburbany sections of Forest Hills, but still psyched.

Was it in NY?

They still build it up as a reveal beat so it works with the knowledge. When Tony was talking I was bracing myself

LONDON

It was effective, good typefont choice, and best of all, helped the story along

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MY EYES ARE GETTIN' WEARY

Perhaps it was just me. I didn't like the font choice at all and it would take me out of the movie whenever it would come up. I did get hyped though when I saw Queens.

Even though Spider-man is my favorite superhero, I liked Ant Man a lot more in this movie. It's something wrong with me?

I have to remember to sit further back.
That 9000 size font kept disorienting me.

The giant text was a bit jarring, but by the time it shows QUEENS you know why they did it all along and it retroactively makes it great.

Marvel Team Up with Spider-Man and Kevin James when

mfw

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No, user. I basically went to Civil War to see Spider-man and ended up leaving with new respect for Black Panther and Scott Lang. Scott really stole the show in his scenes and I think they did an alright job at giving me a reason to give a shit about Panther.

>only main cities in white text

no wonder, americlaps only know major cities of other countries, if at all

same

I loved how they made the Parkers even poorer.

>mfw that shitty apartment.

>Spidey uses Doug as a wrecking ball

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Wot the apartment wasn't shitty.

Not that guy but I live in NYC and everyone cheered when Peter and Steve had that exchange about being from Brooklyn and Queens.

Peter had to dumpster dive for his computer.

Their economic situation was shitty, but the apartment itself wasn't bad.

Yeah, sure.

The main living room with Aunt May was nice and presentable but Peter's room was shitty as fuck with the twin bed and the trash computer

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>be in movies
>mom wont shut up
>Queens shows up on screen
>oh shit you know who's coming
>Mom starts talking about my gay uncle who lives in Queens
>"Queens! That's where Uncle Tom lives!"
>Wont stop talking during scene.
>Hype dead
>"Shut the hell up mom!"
>Mom tells me I'm being rude.
>Wont pass me the popcorn anymore

At my theater, Ant-Man was definitely the biggest crowd pleaser.

Is Wakanda in Nigeria in the MCU?

Is it like Ireland in the UK situation or something?

Let me guess, you're black.

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First and foremost, I must call you underage because...tradition? Second of all, I know that feeling. There was a baby next to me who would stop screaming "SPIDER-MAN!!!" and their nerdy parents thought it was the cutest thing but I was just annoyed out of my mind. He also did this with any scene that had Iron Man or anything that resembled him (like a fucking computer).

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Poor baby didn't have a chance.
We'll see him on here in 13 years.

>Ultimate Spider-Man movie starring 6-year-old Miles Morales and teenage Aunt May

I mean, I would still see it

I was listening to the song not too long ago so I got hyped to even hear it.

WELL MY LEFT HANDS FREE

Not that excited but still interested, Super jazzed when Alt-J, kinda annoyed at the dialogue though.

>Is Wakanda in Nigeria in the MCU?
What? No. They were in Lago, Nigeria. There were Wakandans there as part of an outreach program to help the other African basketcase countries. When they showed Wakanda on the map, it's about where it is in 616, in Eastern Africa.

>teenage Aunt May

And Miles hot ass mom?
MY DICK DEMANDS THIS MOVIE

With the 6-year-old, or...?

That's a fantastic shot of Maguire.

its funny because the because non of the spider-mans have been the wrong ages and all the aunt mays have been 50 or over

The new Aunt May is fucking hot. I Googled the actress after the movie and this picture of her with nipple piercings was the first thing that came out and I thought "What if Aunt May from the Raimi series had nipple piercings".

Also had to censor it because blue board. Just Google: "Marisa Tomei hot" for uncensored sauce

Don't worry, he can still escape when there's superhero fatigue in a few years

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Seriously, dude?
Think before you ask these questions.
OF COURSE WITH the 6-year-old?

the best part about QUEENS, is that the movie is so good and engaging by that point you completely forget about spidey, then all of a sudden QUEENS, and the hype was so real

russos beyond based

Do you know how much an apartment costs in ANY part of NYC? Apartments like that still cost a lot - you're only going to get something nice if you live in a new building in an overly expensive neighborhood (e.g. Williamsburg)

It's also great because she dated RDJ for a while

>Tony mentions he has a connection early in the movie
>all of the promotional material has Spider-man in it
>OMG I totes forgot about Spider-man guys XD
Marveldrones everyone

Seriously one of the best moments, that little chuckle that Cap gives is just too perfect.

that was a straight up housing project dude

they're probably the cheapest kind of housing in that part of NY that's actually legal

One trailer had Spidey in it and not everybody pays attention to promotional material. How does it feel to be dead inside?

fucking kek

Back where you came from

People at my screening knew it was coming when Tony mentioned that he knew someone who could help, so when Queens popped up, people lost it. This one guy in particular was very....enthusiastic during the scene.

"HE'S PERFECT!"

>Mfw I thought i'd be the only one who would be hyped at that
>mfw everyone in my cinema were fucking screaming when that scene happened.

It's like people actually predicted it, but it still amazed me when the scene came

Hell, everyone were hyped by ANTS, Black Phanter, Zemo's keikakku and the final match, and you'd think normies would get alienated.

That is the power of the Russos.

>yfw Aunt ToMay

>Actually live in Queens
>QUEENS pops up
>Almost no reaction
Huh

So they are gonna adapt trouble?

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Agreed. They could have just had cap say things like
>we're in Lagos now

Nolan pls

>trash computer

It was a Macintosh Color Classic yo. Probably worth a chunk of change to a collector if it's in good condition, and he seemed to have the full setup. I've gotten most of a commodore 64 setup the same way.

We need a spiderman from brooklyn

he likes dumpster diving, he doesn't have to do it.

their apartment was pretty aight so aunt may must have some money. if peter went up and asked her for a computer she most likely would've bought him one, but i think he'd feel bad if he did.

peter told tony people just leave their perfectly good tech lying around, he's opportunistic enough to go get it.

i miss seeing movies in america

for every crying baby or dumb bitch talking in the theater you also get crowds full of people who aren't embarrassed to openly enjoy the experience

honestly the best movie i ever saw in theaters was the hangover 2 because it was in a crowded black theater in manhattan

AW HELL NAW HE GOT THE FACE TATTOO

Do they live in flushing

>This scene happens
>Pete shows up
>7 year old kid asks "is that Spiderman"
>Parent says yes
>A few minutes pass
>Kid asks if Batman is gonna show up
>mfw

>they're probably the cheapest kind of housing in that part of NY that's actually legal
nah mah dude. what you do right? You go into the homeless system and they set you up with an apartment somewhere... newly restored building with shit infrastructure-- or maybe a brand new building made cheap and shoddy. Shit neighborhood with higher homicide rate than after-school programs...
That's the sweet spot in between the projects and outright squatting in abandoned buildings, famalam.

Well thank God you're not a scriptwriter then

LMAO same thing happened with BvS after Superman died except it wasn Spidey instead of Batman

Where in Queens is that? Like, which neighbourhood?

The audience at my screenings were really hard to please. They hardly reacted to anything.

Except for that one part where it looks like Steve is about to decapitate Tony with his shield. There was an audible gasp. We all knew he wasn't gonna do it, but it caught us off guard.

Forest Hills

I was actually thinking it seemed kind of nice for the level of income they were at.

Which part of New York is Miles from?

>my theater didn't adjust the curtains properly so a tiny sliver of the movie on either side was being projected onto them
>didn't notice until the giant text bled over

Thanks, huge text.

>Mfw based Cleveland born Russo Bros put Cleveland in there

My whole theater cheered

Isn't there huge text in literally the first shot

It's short, though.

Think it was the second or third location before a really long title that went to the edges of the screen.

I got too hyped

And then I heard other people getting hyped and the hype rose even more

tip top kek

Bruh

Jesus, Dak. How old is this kid?

that would have been fucking insane

>This woman is 50
Clearly she's a succubus. What I'm wondering is why she's flaunting her human form so brazenly. Monster hunting is all the rage.

Why hasn't ChadBoss been photoshop in this picture yet?

>went on Monday
>pretty empty theater except for me+bro, some neckbeards and a couple blacks
>get to the Stark assassination reveal
>emotional tension of movie basically ruined by sudden outburst of OH DAT WUZ HIS PAREENTS

Computers are luxuries user, he probably sold his old computer to pay for the rent.

They are barely making ends meet.

Aunt May has to work as a Stripper and sneaks at night. Peter waits for her to leave to go out and be Spider-man.

He once saved her from some biker dudes trying to rough her up for money, she wanted to "repay" him.

>biker dudes
My God! I bet they poured coffee grains doen the sink, they were so depraved

THOSE MONSTERS.