Rolling plains edition
/midwest/
Brandon Bennett
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Grayson Nelson
Isn't pretty much anything that isn't L.A or N.Y considered midwest?
Jonathan Scott
No
Midwestern =/= Flyover
Logan Scott
C O R N
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Connor Watson
/gaylord/
John Sanders
it'll work this time r-right guys haha..
Andrew Reed
reminder to filter and report Brendanposter
Tyler Reed
thanks for the bump friend
Joseph Cook
bakasan...
David Wilson
...
Jace Cook
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Andrew Brown
more like spam of the dead thread
Hunter Morgan
WTF is that what happens up there
Jacob Ward
Yes, the Great Plains are notorious for being filled to the brim with Maizeromancers who try to kill everyone because they got kicked out of their emo band for overcoming their depression
Jackson Torres
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Cooper Taylor
Which is better
Culvers or Dairy Queen?
Joseph Jones
culvers hands down
Aaron James
DQ
Blake Martinez
:3
Jason James
I'll have to eat at both of them again before I make judgement
Hey bud how've you been?
Logan Morgan
Holy Shit Culvers
Kit Kat Concrete Mixer + cheese curds>blizzard and tendies with toast
Ayden Parker
Friday = solo drinking party, so good friday
Saturday = body grieving for my liver
Sunday = feels like Easter Sunday
Ayden Price
hows the view where u are boys?
Luke Butler
hehe gay lord
Julian Diaz
the Prairies really are honorary /midwest/ desu senpai
Leo Hill
Pretty dark right now
Sounds like a comfy weekend
Will you be coming up here for Christmas?
Yeah the Concrete Mixers beat Blizzards by far
Adrian Walker
If /midwest/ dies for good I'll never post in another general again
Nicholas Miller
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Nolan Kelly
no :( havent been back since i was like 13 or so.. have it snowed yet?
Leo Brown
>havent been back since i was like 13
Sad, you should come back
>have it snowed yet?
Yes
It'll snow again tomorrow too
Grayson Moore
>tfw no SD-transplant Cali bf
Matthew Russell
three of my aunts been coming here instead :(
;3
Lucas Price
>William the Conqueror does his thing
>Immediately after gets BTFO by Harald Hardrade and becomes disfigured
Sad!
Cameron Foster
You should ask them to bring you some snow
Jacob Jenkins
is it anime posting time
Kayden Moore
Hardrada was killed by Harold Godwinson at Stamford Bridge, what the fuck are you talking about
Joshua Bennett
Begone PENISylvanian
Isaiah Cox
pls gib snow ;___;
Easton Foster
This is CK2
Hudson Nguyen
I'll get you some tomorrow okay?
Andrew Smith
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Nathan Foster
fuck the packers
Josiah Torres
/corn/
Jordan Reyes
Good post
Tyler King
This
Good post
Dylan Gonzalez
fellow hoosiers why the fuck did you vote trump??
(something i wanted to ask in real life but can't).
Parker Foster
/iowa/
Austin Turner
/iowa/
Eli Cox
Poo in the loo, americans. Stop shitting on the streets or corn fields. Disgusting...you son of a basterd bich.
Levi Clark
But manure helps the crops grow
Levi Collins
It's just fertilizer calm down
David Howard
/nebraska/
Josiah Thomas
Give Runza
Landon Morgan
/south dakota/
Aaron Price
/christmas/
Gabriel Garcia
>it's a europeon treats you like an idiot because you're not an expert on some inane topic
Cameron Hill
>It's a European treats you like an idiot because they're mean episode
Ethan Murphy
>it's a dead thread episode
Xavier Clark
>It's a buttmad Pennsylvanian spamming the thread with some faggot Canadian episode
Jaxon Peterson
Who makes the best pizza in the Midwest?
Owen Carter
that's widely available? probably casey's
Isaac Ward
Generally spread or from one particular place
Anthony Gonzalez
/snow/
Liam Wright
Casey's Buffalo Chicken pizza is excellent
Luis Powell
North Dakota reporting in
Grayson Reyes
>It's been five years since I've had a pizza from Casey's
Just kill me now
Hello qt
Gabriel Green
Hi, /midwest/. Glad to see this general up.
Pretty edition.
Daniel Sullivan
Hey bud, how's your night been?
Juan Lewis
Everything north of the Illinois River should belong to Wisconsin.
Culvers by a country mile.
Pretty good so far. Just stopping by before bed.
How's things?
Xavier White
ever since I found out you can order breakfast pizza in the evenings I haven't gotten anything else from them. I should try that sometime though. I had a slice of their chicken bacon ranch not too long ago and it was really good, which surprised me since chicken pizzas tend to be pretty bad in my experience
Oliver Green
I'm doing fine bud, thanks for asking
And Wisconsin is rightful Minnesotan property
Jacob Thomas
I lost my virginity to a 22 yr old Casey's pizza girl when I was 17.
Lucas Johnson
>Wisconsin is rightful Minnesotan property
I support this. Annex MI's UP while we're at it?
Cooper Green
Yes, and the Dakotas
Call it Minnekota
"Many Friends"
Blake Cook
Checked
Minnakotsin*
I think this glorious state could take on northern IL and rehab Chicago. Let the rest of IL join Indiana, Kentucky, or Missouri. Whadda ya say? You'll also get qt Galena.
Brody Parker
>and rehab Chicago
We'd have to rehab Minneapolis and most of Wisconsin, Chicago would be very difficult
Their annexation can come later methinks
Let the lest of Illinois join up with Iowa and Missouri
Nebraska and Kansas join up too
Ohio annexes Michigan, Kentucky, and Indiana
Thomas Mitchell
>Ohio annexes
Ohio makes any big moves and they're fucked. They're the Poland.
Illinois is Ukraine.
Eli Hall
Michigan would be distracted with losing the Upper Peninsula and Finnish memes, they'd be ripe for the taking
Illinois would be busy with Minnakotsin too and Iowa could eat them and Missouri
Indiana and Kentucky would just be stepping stones for Ohioan conquest
Luis White
>Their annexation can come later methinks
They're economically powerful, I think they'd be warm to the arrangement, and waiting too long could only make eventual rehab more difficult. Do you want an unchecked and embittered powerhouse of a city attached to a dying state on Lake Michigan's south shore?
>Michigan
Don't underestimate them. They're angry.
>Indiana and Kentucky
Right, but Ohio is retarded. Ohio will try to take West Virginia and Maryland instead, and end up with Virginia and Pennsylvania raining holy Hell on them from the east. Meanwhile, Cincinnati says "fuck y'all yankee summabitches!" and breaks off to join Kentucky while Cleveland catches on fire again.
Connor Cox
>waiting too long could only make eventual rehab more difficult
True, but the challenge is daunting
I suppose if we focus on rehabbing them from the start and then work on Wisconsin it'd work out alright
>Don't underestimate them
I'm not, they'll be fairly well declawed after we're done ripping Upper from them
And Ohio would most likely be working at reclaiming the Toledo strip (And then coincidentally seizing the mitten) the same time as we seize Upper
Where they go after that is their own autism's sake
>while Cleveland catches on fire again
lol
Brandon Sanders
Why does everyone hate the Midwest buds
Julian Rodriguez
hey guys i discovered a word
you likely haven't ever heard this word describe your state
are you ready for it?
"flyover"
Julian Ward
>He doesn't know
Justin James
what
Chase Martinez
"Flyover" was a term made by Midwesterners dummy
Gabriel Green
Flyover country, flyover states, and Flyoverland[citation needed] are American phrases describing the parts of the United States between the East and the West Coasts. The terms, which are sometimes used pejoratively, but more often defensively,[1] refer to the interior regions of the country passed over during transcontinental flights
Christian Hughes
Jacob Flores
>he takes PRIDE in being UNIMPORTANT
Connor White
>He is incapable of being self-deprecating
Brayden Reyes
Brandon Roberts
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Brayden Roberts
Good night buds