>Watch documentary
>Produced by Americans
>"ONE OF THE MOST FEROCIOUS PREDATORS ON THE PLANET"
>Continues with unnecessarily dramatic description of the animal's struggles
>Over-the-top music
>A bunch of dumb sound effects dubbed over the footage, usually predatory roars
>The footage itself is actually good, which is the worst part
Why can't you guys make documentaries like normal people?
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They need to make it entertaining for all the retarded people in this country.
>Deep sea creatures aren't interesting to retarded people in America
>But they suddenly become interesting when they have UFO sounds dubbed over them
>boop beep boop
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didn't cancer spread? i heard most documentaries around the world are done this way now.
not really a documentary but kitchen nightmares is terrible for this
you also forgot to mention: it takes 5 narrators to tell this story (each reads one sentence in a dramatic voice then next one takes over etc)
t. jose rodriguez hernadez
Most Americans have a really awful attention span, and need explosions, SFX, etc every 5 seconds or so or they lose interest.
Please send help.
Not really, to this day, I still prefer docu shits from bbc. They are more authentic and less cringeworthy to watch.
yeah loads of latam aussies mate
looks yummy smoked, grilled and sambal
wtf I'm crying. Is this a parody?
You should watch our BEST nature documentary:
You fucked the pasta up...
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
fucking hell americans are morons
>comparing a guy intentionally trying to make a parody with actually full fledged productions that air on TV and are non ironically shit
YUMMMYYYY
yes
*tiger roar*
AND SUDDENLY
>OYA THIS CRITTA MIDE BE HOYDIN SOMEWHEA NEA
>*gets stung by stingray*
Why can't Australians make documentaries like normal people?
You know, I love animal documentaries, but I always tune out the added sounds. Do we actually want these sounds in America? Or is this just what the media thinks we want?
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no idea, but i am guessing they want to extend viewership as much as possible and cover the most ground
>i hate adjectives
If it hits that quickly would it feel like a bullet if it hit you?
probably, it did break a giant hole in the crab
found it on youtube
not what I was hoping for :/
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>that ending
BTFO
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my favorite documentary
wtf. I want a pet mantis shrimp now
It would be extremely painful.
The average American has an attention span of 0.2 seconds.
Wrong. The correct answer is hyper-capitalism that has corrupted our television and movies.
Why do Brits always do this? I was watching the Lindybeige video on the Bayeux tapestry and he kept interjecting by doing silly voices for the characters akin to what the documentary did for the octopus.
For you.
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