"Welcome aboard! I'll be your pilot today :) "

>"Welcome aboard! I'll be your pilot today :) "

What do, Sup Forums?

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Sit down in my chair and turn on a nice, relaxing blacked flick

sweden sweden sweden

Watch Sweden turn on a black flick and look at it secretly from the space between the seats.

crashing the plane with no survivors

Report her to the TSA for letting people in the cockpit

Checked and kekd

"Welcome to Malaysia Egypt Airlines!!!"

Thank engineers for creating auto pilot so that even a woman can fly a plane.

do a 360 and run

Lmao fpbp

Now that's what I call a cockpit

A lot of accidents have been caused by a pilot's ego overriding the situation.
>I got this man, don't worry
No, No you don't.

Join the mile high club

It's not funny anymore.

>woman programs autopilot wrong
>crash into mountain
ggwp

youtube.com/watch?v=slFtCXU9uxc

>Americuck calling other countries cuck

There's not even any swedish words for cuck and blacked.

good joke women now go bring me peanuts and coke with ice

immediately get off the plane

>female chink pilot

no thanks

>flick
>not watching blacked kino
SWEDEN NO

Open cockpit door
See this
>Wat do?

Id be a lot more worried if the plane was one of those Airbus models that keep having """"""""""accidents"""""""

Carlos!

There is a word for cuck though
sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanrej

bear 360 degrees and throttle away

It depends on how butch she looks or of shes unattractive. The op looks like a a legit butch so im okay with my life beijg in her hands. I dont trust pretty women in high positions, because I know that she probably slept with the instructor or whoever is on top to get that job so she would never be as competent as she thinks she is, whilst ive notice ugly women in top positions truly worked hard for it.

>take out boxcutter
>admiral akbar!!!

>woman pilot goes to the bathroom
>german copilot crashes plane into mountain

y-you too

reported btw

>B-b-b-ut I AM a cuck

Ok whatever I guess you are.

Something something no survives.

She looks vaguely Asian. I rely on her superior Asian IQ to compensate for her female skills.

ALLAH AKBAR TO THE GERMANY PLEASE

This, I wish I was a pilot so I could get paid tons of money for basically sitting on my ass for hours and running a glorified automatic script.

I knew a girl who studied to become a pilot. I mocked her so hard she turned into a marine biologist.

Take the train. Women can't cook and fly all at once.

I ask who moved my TV magazine.

And in the end it's you who reached her dream of becoming a zamboni pilot.

Make sure that she isn't a German national

We don't have a singular word for the act of drinking water either and yet it still happens all the time

ahh those sweedish dreams of not beeing cuck..

Turn 90 degrees and fuck the nearest tisaeopwqm

You mean like hydration?

>Uh, Ms. Pilot? Yeah this is last month's issue of Sky Mall? What the fuck.

>Conductor we have a problem.

Check your privilege, just because she had the door open doesn't mean she wanted you in her cockpit.

lower the flaps, baby...

>Heineken

Stand up turn 360 degrees and walk off the plane

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i hope you do that during flight so we can have another mass extinction like the ones dinosaurs had

>360

I think you mean 180 you stupid fuck

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Where's the co-pilot? I might worry if it was only her, as she looks new as fuck, but an older co-pilot would help tremendously

Fuck off newfag

America BTFO! US markets crash due to rope shortage!

Put away my suicide bomb vest and just chill.

I actually did have a female blonde pilot when I connected from LA to San Francisco.
5/10 landing.

Neat flag

newfag gets trips.

its a sad day boys.

also, GTFO fag you're the reason this board is going to shit.

jesus christ

Settle in, make a mental note to scold whoever put my pizza there, move my pizza.

Take off.

>What do, Sup Forums?

pray to allah that she's not on her period

>"Good afternoon, I hope you enjoy your flight with us."

And you?

>Taking the bait, then calling me a newfag

I sit down in my seat.
Women are ok at flying. Source: my fiancée is a pilot, and a pretty good one.

I fucking HATE flying.
I go every year to visit my family in New Zealand.
It's a 26 hour flight. 26 hours in a metal tube - it's horrible.

Not just that, but landing at Wellington airport is a shit:
the runway is half in the fucking ocean, and it has mental crosswinds.
The amount of times the pilot says over the intercom "it's too windy to land. We're going round a second time"
Jesus fucking Christ. I get off that fucking flight shaking and puking.
Fuck air travel. It's fucking horrible. Humans were not designed to be in the fucking sky.

>Asian
Oh good, nothing to be worried abo....
>woman
REEEEEEEEE
GET ME OF THIS DAMN MOTOR KITE

keked & wrecked.

>ME BTFO

No, seriously, go kill yourself.

underrated

There are a few moments that you are paying a pilot for. The most important moments, take off, landing, and evasion of close traffic. The pilot in the left seat is paid well to not fuck up when it matters

I always wanted to see New York.

US health care won't cover that burn.

9/11

>turn head to look out side window
>headscarf gets caught in belt
>wraps around face
>elbow hits control panel while flailing about trying to get free
>oxygen masks deploy throughout plane
>everyone screams
>get free of binds, fix headscarf, rectify anything that was hit
>exit cockpit and head back to apologize for the commotion
>passengers all scream louder

She can be my LBFM, Little Brown Flying Machine.

Get head at 36,000 feet

Hahaha god damn son

Turn around and get off plane.

>he believes the "pilots make alot if money meme"

Female and Asian?
Hang on, let me go buy some life insurance real quick

>The most important moments, take off, landing, and evasion of close traffic.

Evasion of close traffic? In a 747 going 650mph?

Haha bahaha. No. That's what you pay the flight controllers for.

UNDERRATED

I had a female pilot for the first time ever the other day and I've traveled quite a bit in my time. It's funny because normally whenever I fly abroad the male pilot says something acknowledging the Co pilot like 'we will have you home in X many hours' but this female pilot completely ignored the existence of her presumably male Co pilot and just squared that 'SHE will have us home in 4 hours'. Sounded like a massive chip on her shoulder for sure

Took a flight to Italy recently and the guy pilot bounced the plane off the runway on landing, weather was perfect.

The return flight had a Woman Captain and first officer, landed on a pillow in Dublin with gusting crosswind and shit visibility.

"How can Sup Forums ever recover from this" I thought.

Nothing because planes are 99% automated now

Look for co-pilot, if male feel safer with knowledge he will likely do actual piloting.

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Cuck: svensk hane

Blacked: svensk hona

>evasion of close traffic
Nope. That's why TCAS was invented, because pilots are demonstrably worthless at playing chicken. All they have to do now is listen to the computer and do what it says. Alternatively, leave it on autopilot and let the plane avoid the collision by itself.