Hunts with a blunderbuss

>Hunts with a blunderbuss
>Carries a quiver of arrows

manly

Those aren't arrows, those are Gaston-sized darts.

This. Also emergency toothpicks.

>emergency toothpicks
kek/10

Well, he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed

he's the fastest fuck in the hut

that would be the arrows

He could have had the triplets!

He's got a bow too. He uses it on Beast at the end.

Gaston knows how to use all manner of weapons.

>implying they're not futas

this right here, got a good bow shot on the beast.

>implying that's not better

he probably fucked them silly already and they were starting to bore him to tears

he needed a new fuck

They knew Gaston's ego could never survive discovering they're bigger than him, both in length and girth.

Homos

MY WHAT A GUY

>futas
>homos

>implying girlcock is gay

A blunderbuss can shoot almost anything out of it including a large amount of arrows crammed in the barrel.

belle was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

well, the mob stars coming and it won't stop coming

>blunderbuss scorpio hwacha
want

Reminder

Because it's a French story and they get off to retarded love triangles.

No, hunts with EVERYTHING.

gaston hunts with his fists
he announces himself with a blunderbuss

It is somewhat implied in the movie, and outright stated in the stage musical, that the curse is eroding his humanity. I mean during the Something There song he doesn't know how to use a spoon correctly anymore, so I'd give him a pass for his reading issues. The servants might seem more human because they didn't get a bunch of animal instincts thrown in their head fighting them all the time.

There is also the deleted scene that they restored to the later versions that showed that part of Belle's and Beast's bonding process is them reading together.

but he's ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAARRRGE!!

That's exactly why he didn't WANT the triplets.

Getting with a bunch of easy floozies isn't going to further increase his status in the town. Successfully romancing the most beautiful, unattainable woman in town would. So he wants her.

A blunderbuss takes forever to load. I wouldn't be surprised if a man that carried one also carried a bow.

Gaston isn't filthy rich neither have a castle. Only fags cares about manly men.

>He doesn't pack his blunderbuss with wad and stuff some arrows in front of it so he has shotgun arrows.

Fucking pleb. Learn to hunt beasts.