You must choose one Balkan country where you have to live for the rest of your live. Which one do you choose and why?

You must choose one Balkan country where you have to live for the rest of your live. Which one do you choose and why?

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Transylvania

Croatia because of comfy coast

Moldova for the 20 cent prostitutes

this

>tfw no qt albanian gf to enjoy shkodra beaches with

Probably Bulgaria so I can get a job speaking Greek.

Also "Kosovo" and "Macedonia" aren't countries, did you mistakenly found this map in a garbage can outside a mosque?

Croatia because I could still live among Slovenes

Tito's Jugoslavia

This, Kosovo, Fyromia and Bosnia aren't real countries.

>be me visit Skopia
>there are a lot of alexander the great statues
>even airport is named by alexander
>manlet tatar unironnicaly think that his ancestor was alexander

Romania, there are pile of hot girls and warm climate.

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Croatia because I imagine they have the highest standard of life relative to the rest, also I imagine least amount of muslims in slavic balkans.
Serbia because I imagine they are the friendliest to Russians (me), and I can probably learn Serbian the easiest due to similar languages
Romania because it seems like an interesting place, also black sea coast

r8 me

Greece is obviously Balkan and is the best answer

Or Albania/Kosovo/Bosnia because there's something so arousing about the idea of aiming for a muslim gf even if she's an apostate

I would honestly rather die.

judging by your flag, you are already dead

Croatia

This

Romania
So I can live in the Transylvanian mountains with my Hungarian-Szekelys wife

none, they're all fucking trash

ive been to all of them
i would stay where i am in our side of the cage and go to Bulgaria in summer
Balkans are utter shit
If only ISIS came true to their threats to give us all a reason to release our frustrations and fermented anger for at least a few days of carnage to feed the soil with blood once again.
Things would move on for the better for at least 4 years.

Macedonia because I have relatives there

Shqipe shqipe?

Romania (my ancestors ;^)) or Croatia

No, Macedonian

Really? But born here or over there?

Born in the UK

Montenegro on a comfy seashore.

>says turkish rape-baby

Remember we saved your asses from the turks?

Visit /balk/ sometimes.
We have lack of Maco diaspora.

I occasionally lurk there

negro mountain

Slovenia so I can flee to Austria first day

I'd rather die than live in a balkan shithole

Remember we gave you a script and language to use, illiterate mongol ape

Moldavia, since it was part of USSR

which you took from us

Lmao

Serbia!

Slovenia

This

Transylvania is not Balkan
Transylvania is not Balkan

Croatia

Croata is a very beautiful country.
The town of "Kiki’s delivery service" is Croatian one.

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Transylvania is not Balkan

Croatia because of comfy beaches and catholic heritage
Romania because of more or less similar language and cool and comfy landscapes

Moldova looks nice

(You)

Croats have some well-preserved records in Glagolithic.

It'd be cool if they used it instead of Latin

>we
lol, no you piece of drunks gopnik shit, YOU saved nobody

i'm fine here. i live in a small city with no gypsies in sight and earn enough to live comfortably.

Greece among my Brothers :)

>wanting to live amongst Styrians as a Carniolan

They'd make you say 'čuj' in the end like a true Carniolan never should, you'd see.

Kosovo

Also, just noticed
>govori spodobni Kajkavskemu

wtf, I didn't know dialect usage was a moral choice!

Same

Živeti z balkanskimi Štajerci bi bilo v tem primeru najmanjše zlo.

Serbia or Abania.

croatia bc of relatives

Somewhere in Greece or the Bulgarian coast

lel just take it out on gypsies

Kosovo, I have Kosovar cousins

i've kind of already chosen bg

unironically, the best options for foreigners are usually slovenia and croatia (inb4