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I'M ARMED TO THE TEETH
LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL
LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL
I RUIN EVERYTHING
I GET MY BONY HANDS ON

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What shall I have for dinner lads?
Needs to be fairly chinesey

>60 posts early

Did what I normally do by shaving the middle of my monobrow but I fucked it up and now the gap is too big and anyone paying attention will be able to clearly see what I've been doing arghh

Ufff papi ya puedo sentir la demencia que se está viniendoooo acá andamos fumando, fumando, marihuana papi, andamos en san patris dey en la previa, de la previa de la fiesta, pana que es este viaje ando en Neptuno huevon intergalactico celestial parce, parce tenemos de todo papi toda la demencia universitaria todas las drogas acá tenemosss, mariguana, ganyah, cilantro salvaje papi, lo que es la lechuga del demoniooo, el cannabis, la sativa, la indica, la mota, purpol jeis, wait willow, oransh cosh, Cali cosh, bici bot, gorila gout, todos los tipos de marihuana con los delivery sistems papi, los joints, los blunts, los blones paapi , los plooones, el plon de angelito, las pipas, tenemos los boules, tenemos el bong, tenemos los porros, tenemos baretos, tenemos los filis, tenemos la crespa, tenemos, tenemo, los blanquitos, tenemos la narguila, tenemos la shisha, tenemos la juka, los habanos, los cigarros papi, tenemos también de lo duro, cokein, jeroin, coco, perico, molly, extasis, blu pilsen, di e mei, jaisenberg, xanax, hongos, aderall, Percocet, güedina, oxicodona, lin, morfina, porpol drank, ácidos, el es di, sintéticos, anfetas, metanfetas, alcohol, pen kiler, salbutamol, gasolina, perico prensado, crocodail, analgésicos, cemento, resistol, boxer, crack, crystal, ais, esnou, tenemos de todo huevon, jummmm que está pasando

any paw patrol man in

pavlova

Singapore Chow Mein

entrails hotpot

>Did what I normally do by shaving the middle of my monobrow but I fucked it up and now the gap is too big and anyone paying attention will be able to clearly see what I've been doing arghh

um that's from new zealand not china sweaty xxx

fried noodles it is
give me like 10 minutes

another time honey

fish head soup

It is now impossible for me to get more than 6 hours sleep before I commence toil.

I'm probably the most skilled poster in this general

you're meant to pluck it you absolute spasticated retard

xinjiang food

Ta bien pendejo el cocalombiano jajaja

who's this melon monster

automatically think less of people with right-wing views unless they're a person of color

might get another gourmet rustlers today
the bbq one though, mite b cool

used to think the current year meme was referencing Justin Trudeau rather than John Oliver

automatically think less of people who haven't lost their virginity unless they're a member of a strange religous denomination

they only accept notes ahaha

Like yourself

used to think the current year meme just referred to leftists in general instead off John Oliver

don't believe in sex
think the jews made it up to distract the masses

loool

Unironically have never eaten a taco.

Had to read Plath in year 13
Dull woman

don't watch John Oliver. is he as bad as Sup Forums say or are they just being precious poltards as ever?

The irish is a prick

it references the left's reliance on shallow emotional arguments and not one particular person

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there's a particular image which is a ms paint drawing of john oliver that i thought was a vulgarized Trudeau and couldn't understand why they messed with his teeth

>tfw remembering how I got momentarily obsessed with bitcoin in 2010 and bought 50 quids worth, but then my dad sold the laptop the wallet was on
>would be worth over 5 million now

HAHAHA

the latter

everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi

He won so why does the media despise him

>Russian from Trump Tower meeting told Senate Trump Jr. wanted dirt on Clinton Foundation money

only a matter of time until the drumpf impeachment, tick tock rorke!

Dumb pirate frogposter

only seen short clips of him but he seems terrible

name one example of this

fuck off nazi

the so called tolerant left

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Stop going on about American politics you runts

you're taking liberties with occams razor

I support free speech and hate inmigrants but o live in a third world country

No clue

I'll try and find some this weekend. I have had Chinese Muslim food though

Whacky bruce from class is taking myself and a few other people for Christmas dinner and he said we'll be eating stuff like snake and turtle

Reductio ad Rorkerum

He's pretty fucking awful, as are most other US talk show comedians.

I can honestly say this without Sup Forums bias too, I actually like Bill Maher.

London
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>literally going on hitler and holocaust denial
>get told to "fuck off nazi"
>WTF STOP PERSECUTING ME, FREE SPEECH I JUST WANT TO SAY HITLER WAS RIGHT WTF

i support the labour party

>>literally going on hitler and holocaust denial
...and?
scrutiny is the basis of science

>nobody is talking about the holocaust

Me also.

i support the right to call the king a bender

the left will eat itself

dislike when people argue about censorship "as a matter of principle"

almost invariably when things turn around and those they oppose are censored, they won't say anything about it. (i.e. if some feminist is being silenced, or some woman trying to put DIY-abortion instructions on Wikipedia, or so on, you can certify Sup Forums isn't going to come to argue "I disagree with what they've got to say but they've got a right to say it!" by simple nature.)

used to pretend i had principles before now i just admit that i'd gladly support the censorship of those i dislike, provided there's no immediate risk of tactical backfire or having it used against me in future.

Layer he denies he is a white nationalist

>literally going on hitler and holocaust denial
Source?

And by the way, people should be allowed to speak their mind, however disgusting you find their opinions. Maybe I find what you say disgusting. Doesn't mean I can shut you down though, legally or morally.

it's the only chinese food that's actually good imho. look for this one dish that usually has lamb, onion and capsicum with some kind of cumin spice over flat bread
if you live around beijing or somewhere in the north you're guaranteed to find a good and cheap place somewhere

typical amoral leftie scum

no idea where you got the idea i'm a lefty. the reason the examples of things being censored are left-liberal is because i was reading wikipediainaction for laughs and found something about an indian woman not being able to post stuff about abortion. thing is i just don't care about letting women kill babies.

the yank view

>they won't say anything about it
Then that makes them a hypocrite, and you can call them out on that. But it's still important to support free speech on principle. Just because there are some hypocrites who claim to support free speech on principle but don't, doesn't mean free speech shouldn't be defended.

Sounds like a Rou jia mo but it's put in the flatbread

Place I go to does it and it's great. They also do that but without the bread and instead sliced potatoes and it's amazing

>kill babies

"don't care about" should be read as "oppose"
i am anti-abortion

pakis tried to kill may and some people say they don't love Britain

Nazi puto

nazist racist gonorrhea

>Naa'imur Zakariyah Rahman, 20, from north London, is accused of planning to bomb Downing Street security gates and then attack the PM with a knife.
Maybe if they start offing some politicians the UK will actually do something about it.

>Rou jia mo
do you mean that greasy pork shit you wrap yourself?
xinjiang food usually cooks the lamb with a dry spice rub, none of those awful and questionable sauces chinks love to overpower all their meals with.
also the bread is actually cooked through like pizza crust rather than those floppy wraps I think you're describing.

there's no real reason to care. we didn't have free speech in the past and we won't have it in the future, we'll just have a constant state of partially free speech that shifts with whoever controls the dominant levers of political and cultural power. (the two can be controlled by different groups, as well.)

i mean, my personal preference still leans towards letting people yell fire in a crowded theatre - i just prefer to admit to myself that while i'd make the case for that kind of behaviour, if it's someone i disagree with it's more fun to quietly sit on my hands and let them get hanged, which of course means i can't go around pretending i'm a crusader for a higher principle in that case.

ad absurdum
ad hominem
ad populum

Talking about one of these mate
Isn't greasy, certainly isn't pork if it's being served in a halal place, is dry and doesn't really have a sauce

>10% of Baltimore's population- about 64,000 people- are addicted to heroin

What the fuck is wrong with America?

went to bed woke up and betonto is still here

>that western bun
do you live in shanghai?

If I posted on reddit I could get literally tens of thousands of updoots with my material

>pakis failed to kill May
fucking useless wankers

Baltimore has black people, and we all know how the CIA drugged em all

>scrutiny is the basis of science

only wypepo do hard drugs through

Thailad Thoughts on Lauren Southern???

What the fuck

looks pretty good and similar to what I'm describing, can you make out what spices are on it?
in beijing they usually just have the meat on kebab sticks

The irish are not human

Moving to Oxford soon because I have been offered toil there.
Never been further south in this country than Sheffield, looking forward to it.

>traditional
>existed for a few decades

don't really care about politics. even the low hanging fruit SJW twitter shit doesn't really bother me cause its largely inconsequential and makes people susceptible to extreme half-cooked positions on topics that are much more complex than immediately apparent

and the complex stuff is generally boring

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stop giving her attention

Yet another slightly disappointing canteen meal

Went up for fried noodles because they fried noodles are actually good but they were out so I got "Five Spice Been Noodles"

The beef just tastes like beef and nothing else. The noodles haven't absorbed any of the soup base aside from being oily and slightly beefy.

The bit with the most taste is the few chunks of onion and the spoonful of chilli oil I dumped on top.

Just a picture I took from the internet, but I live in Hangzhou. Just realised the bun is wrong.
Not eating one at the moment, but the definitely have cumin on and a few other things that I can't quite make out but certainly taste not eastern Chinese

*sends a fingerprint, DNA and a stool sample to a private company*

would

why does beto like /brit/ so much

Sure it'd be one thing if they meant traditional like not using birth control and doing all the cooking and chores and hand cleaning on the farm but I get the feeling that's not what many of these "trad wives" really want. They want the 50s-70s life.