TRUDEAU GOING TO WAR AGAINST US POL BTFO

>"There's simply no place in the 21st century for fear mongering. Should he (Trump) enact any of these hateful proposals he will face swift retribution. Canadians are very aware of my feelings on this,” Trudeau said in remarks echoed by a number of cabinet ministers, including Melanie Joly, Stephane Dion and John McCallum.

>“And they, by the way, sided pretty clearly against the politics of fear and division in our election here.”

I'm scared Sup Forums

What are you going to do when the Canadians invade?

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i pray the canadians get froggy. god please, nuke em with H-bombs, napalm everything but the hillside and the forests and to finish it off rub salt on their fertile land.

Please remind me what year it currently is

Don't worry, if Trudeau invades the U.S., Trump will send troops to Ottawa and overthrow Trudeau, Dresden the fuck out of Toronto, and make Quebec become independent.

why do you hate us lol

No place for fear mongering but definitely a place for doggy blow jobs Canada has lost all credibility and if this fool thinks he can do anything to the US him and all his ppl will be dead for you can say war crime

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All of Canadian culture is pointing out ways they are different from Americans. This is nothing and he's just spouting off for domestic purposes

>canada declaring war on the USA

>There's simply no place in the 21st century for fear mongering
>vote for Hillary or you will all pay

So Trudeau is talking shit about Trump now after talking shit about Putin. We all know who will win here.

>"there's no place for fearmongering"
>while making threats
okay

>a fucking leaf

Canada has an army?

thanks based USbros

we can easily invade and annex canada if need be.

doubtful the Canadian populace would go along with anything with thousands of US troops marching across the border.

I think canada just needs a couple allahu ackbars, and he will change his mind.

Now do you see what you've done? I hope you poor bastards like honey on your pancakes. We're not fooling around.

this is laughable

what the fuck is canada going to do

what the literal fuck

i'm not even a trump supporter but god damn have some self awareness

His words say "ur fucked" but his eyes say "fuck me daddy".

I would hate to make him my enemy, Sup Forums. He'd blitzkrieg this nation faster than he could apologize for it eh.

they had a diverse one, but... they kinda just quit after like a week

>Canada goes to war with use
>take it over and name it new Alaska

Who could have expected that ww3 would be started by Canada

maybe this will finally give us the excuse to turn canada into extra states

>all those liberals being added to our country
Genocide Toronto, Hongcouver and all of Quebec and then it might be worth it

Don't worry ameribros, if a Canadian kills you you literally win

>implying liberals would fight for their country

That is literally the worst defensive/attacking posture I have ever fucking seen. Stand up, take a stance, and try it. It's actually unnatural. He's so fucked up his body doesn't work properly.

Can you imagine an army of noodle armed, homosexual canadian
>""""soldiers""""
attempting to invade the us which has an actual military.

>Swift retribution.

What is that going to be, some sort of maple syrup embargo?

>canada going to war against the US

Ah they're finally dusting off Defence scheme 1 are they?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_Scheme_No._1

Remember: if you kill your enemy, they win.

>just imagine the shitposting on this board

good lord, hold me Sup Forums

Canadians are a punchline.

he also looks like shit, idk why they took a shirtless pic of him

Hail Hydra.

Show me a good posture.

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wtf I hate turdeau now

I shall send a detachment of my 300 best Zimbabwaian mercenaries at them.

If you don't vote for trump then trump wins

So he wants us to annex canada?

Lots of shitposting here I guess.

Dear President Trump,

Please drop a JDAM on 24 Sussex Drive.

With regards,
The Fucking White Males Association of the Dominion of Canada.

ps; Anchluss now

Lol, Trudeau threatening anyone is pretty laughable. I'd ask to join the U.S side just to spite the tolerant little fucker.

JTF-2 deployed to white house when?

I'm getting the fuck out of this worthless excuse for a country.

But user, that would make him win!

lmao the NYPD alone could take over Canada in a week.

Trudeau makes threats like a woman, and should be treated like a hysterical woman

Wasn't this drama teacher just in Europe fear-mongering people about "evil Russia"?

I really need to get my US citizenship...

implying that we wouldn't have killed the "Communists"

(((leftists)))

Here's a random woman who is both buffer than true doo and in a better stance.

I'd just hang my hairy balls out & justin would run in terror at the sight of an un-waxed sack

Troudou has promised that if Trump builds his wall to ferry Mexicans with chartered flights funded by Canadian taxpayers and will let them get to America by crossing the Canada-America border since there is no wall there


theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/28/justin-trudeau-canada-prime-minister-promise-circumvent-trumps-wall

he already said he plans to undermine trump at every opportunity.

Not saying he doesn't have a strong body... But why is it kinda shapeless compared to Trudeau's?

>war with the US

thatd be terrible for both of us though

>Today on Fox News
>Trump Found Dead, No Witnesses or Suspects, Crime Scene Smells of Maple Syrup

Hope you have 500 grand or a sought after trade.

Doesn't that just make Sup Forums win?

No, you aren't. Sit the fuck down, shitkid.

Isn't putin like 60 and trudeau is like 40

>Little bro lasting more than two days against the strongest country in the world

Jesus, I'm not exactly a fan of the leaves, but I don't get why this user's pissed. What the fuck did they do to Thailand, bruh?

>muh current year

Is he actually that fucking retarded to believe that this line hasn't been constantly used throughout history? As though we are somehow more evolved.

Been looking into switzerland. I have the money.

>There is no place for FEAR MONGERING
>You should FEAR a Trump Presidency


WOWOOWOWOOW HYPOCRISY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

I have an American parent.

Trudeau is half his age.

INDEPENDENCE FOR WESTERN CANADA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

If Trump gets elected I'm trading in my maple syrup for burgers and immigrating.

He will face swift retribution from... Americans?

I wish Canada was officially neutral instead of weak shit like this.

I hate you

It's your fault. Your sex tourists pretend to be Canadian

An army of Canadians, gays and refugees against the Southern states of the USA

He is actually that fucking retarded.

Toned muscle doesn't inherently mean strength.

I can only dream

I would rather use processed cancer on my pancakes, than care about your tree jizz you moose fucker

And what are you going to do Justin? Go on, tell me?

Your economy is in the shitter now without your oil exports, and the Canadian Dollar fluctuates wildly against the American dollar on a month by month basis. If you tried to sanction the USA in any capacity you would face hilariously disastrous consequences.

> Try to restrict American tourists from entering Canada
Wow, no more American dollarydoos in all your cities along the border.

> Try to restrict American trade
Well watch the Canadian economic lifeline completely self-destruct, since we're your biggest trading partner.

> Try to spite America by not purchasing F-35's and other vital hardware
Lol, have fun with the Russians

> Refuse to participate in American military wars
Literally who?

You would literally destroy your own country trying to take a "principled" stand. A threat you cannot enact is no threat at all you fucking cuck.

You know the only other image from that fictional conflict is a (((Canadian))) partisan being executed, right?

good one

Trump would glance in his direction and Trudeau would shit himself

>mfw we have these very close to Canada

kek. when these go up (if even needed) he'll regret everything.

You already eat processed cancer. You think your aunt jemima shit is maple syrup?

i don't think canada can win a war against the US

>all this judging of mens bodies
No homo eh

>wanting to kill based quebec
>not wanting to send liberals of van,tor, mtl elsewhere

m8 you realise that most of canada is small-medium town or rural, and that culturally we are a cross-breed between scottish/irish rural culture and the south, right?

literally night and day differences b/w our cities and our rural areas, just like yours.

>no source
seems legit

>Canada
>invading
They'll probably get a few miles in, face retribution from a real fucking military, and drop their dildos as they run back for the safety of their maple trees.

If only I could find a magical genie so I could wish a nigga would.

it's cause he's a fucking egomaniac. people try and pretend it's trump who's the egomaniac but all justin's done is prove how "LE SMART HE IZ bY TALKING ABOUT LE QUANTUM COMPUTERS OMG SO SMART XDDDD" and ruin the economy for his own fucking reputation. he doesn't care about canada. he's a silver spoon baby who was elected because DUDE WEED LMAO and 70's nostalgia.

I will betray the Liberal government in an instant if it ever comes down to it.

That wouldn't work. Americans don't know how to apologize

Oh?
With what guns?

Going to war with the most powerful military in history, while sharing a border with over 310 million armed belligerents, is a very silly idea. Let's hope he tries it.
By the time it's over, those fuckers will be paying for a northern wall.

Again, stand up, and place yourself in a stance that you personally consider would be something good to take if you knew a fight was going to happen and that you were going to be involved. Do it. It's instinctual. It will feel right.

I guarantee you that

A) Your arms are higher, to protect your face
B) Your arms are drawn back, "loaded", ready to shoot out, but they are further away from your body, because you have raised them to your face
C) You are hunched forward slightly, shoulders forward, making yourself more solid

Tah-ramp know nothing, okey? Facking peeg!

When Donald Trump is president, he will wind up convincing the population of Canada to depose Trudeau just through rudimentary persuasion and economic leverage.

>processed cancer

So, standard American fare then. Of course.

In all seriousness is he a homo faggot.?