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It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you? edition

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Beer is terrible

*pours another beer*

pickle ______

beer

seems legit

onions
eggs

have decided to go for the BBQ chicken kimchi wrap

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR

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fucking hell

boring cunt

Beer is shit. My drink of choice is 5-6 shots of the cheapest hard liquor I can find with a dash of lemonade or coke to make it go down easier. Gets you drunk faster with far fewer calories.

pick one up for us pal

No fucking wonder, your beer is shit. Literally Russia-tier. I've been to your EBIN BEER FESTIVAL in 2015 and there wasn't a single decent anglo beer, only good ones were Czech and German brews, no wonder you hate it

>caring about calories
hello woman

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Doesn't look like the tortilla is big enough desu

Does anyone else hate mixed drinks? like id rather have a glass of orage juice and a glass of vodka than mix them together.

bet you paid like £12 for that lmao

hello fattie

fucking hilarious this on closer scrutiny

You need to be older than 12 to browse this site.

Look, if I told you that you could get drunk and fat, or just drunk, which would you choose?

Does anyone hate mixed foods? like id rather have a slab of butter on one plate and some bread on another than mix them together.

was £7
still a bit much, but cheap as chips for london standards

love are kieran

depends if its a genuine cocktail recipe or just some juice with alcohol in it

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This but water instead of lemonade because lemonade is too sweet and ethanol is bad enough for your teeth even without it

Alri Hellas

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I know you are making fun of me but I unironically do that too. Not as extreme as a slab of butter though.

Which one involves more beer?

depends on the drink
the fruity complex ones are usually too sweet and not great.
gin-tonic is good, so is a white or black Russian and martini
used to enjoy a lot of the Gin mixes when I worked as a bartender

cocktails are superior, it's like saying you only eat meat without sauce

I'll have a glass of medicinal alcohol, please

Hehehehe

business idea: fix the culture of the UK so that people aren't lazy and feckless

Getting fat, mostly.

>beer sucks
I didn't know women posted on Sup Forums, can you show us your tits?

>literally me rn

my deano friends do that and i silently cringe every time

*skulls the rest of my 'bow 'ark 'ruit*
*slams my glass down on the table*
*belches in your face*
dont care

I'll get hatted anyway so I've already included a hat.

The Old Fashioned is the best mixed drink and any other cocktail is just a downgrade compared to it.

It's not, it's like say if you had to eat a pile of shit would you rather eat straigth shit and then eat some tomatoes or would you put the tomatoes in the shit.

Anyone fancy some non alcoholic gin? Absolute steal at this price.

>Virus neither living nor dead .
>Brit education

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Looking forward to Christmas dinner with the family?

so its water that's had some twigs steeped in it?

stand down lads, the "man" is here

what the fuck is this

he's right tho, beer is like 4-5% alcohool, it's women tier drink or kiddos anglos liking soda drinks.

Fuck that's a good post.

beer has more estrogen than soy
beer is a kike psyop that belongs on reddit along with le so masculine bacon and nu male beards

grim poster

Peng

show us your man-tits soyboy

beer is shit. smoke weed everyday

>got a scab on the inside of my nose
>keep picking it off

Why did they put a full stop before the U in UVF but not after the F?

>beer is a kike psyop that belongs on reddit along with le so masculine bacon and nu male beards

Why would you do that you utter pillock!

Just snapped it in tesco. Thought it might give you lads a chuckle as it did me.

Can we all just admit that beer tastes like shit? Paying £3+ for a pint of fizzy pisswater is shit, and don't even mention IPAs and muh microbrews, they literally CREATE soyboys and hat wearers.

Real men stick to a spirit + mixer, on the rocks is hat drink

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like a nice pint of ale so i do

what about drinking it neat? is that fedora-tier

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Irish fright of 1688

Literally English people terrified of non existent maraudering Irishmen.

Pretty cucked if you ask me.

like vodka me

If the Rhodesians, outnumbered 20 to 1 by native Africans, could successfully fight communist backed terrorists, whilst under international embargo... then Britian, France and the rest Europe can surely defeat the Islamic scourge that claws about within the city walls

Is this /cric/?

beer is only acceptable if you drink it once with friends before meal, then you drink rhum/whiskey/vodka or other spirit alcohool, nowadays i'm into Ricard, not sure it could be liked by anglo taste tho

I like beer. It's delicious. And nothing you bent numales say about estrogen in hops or whatever will ever change that. Spirits are disgusting, mixers generally have more sugar than coca cola. Pints of beer or cider are not only the most enjoyable drinks in a pub, but also the most economical.

>thinks about alcohol for a moment

A splash of water is the true Master race. Brings out the flavour.

Funny how they just lumped in Ireland with Britain. Bet this would trigger a lot of Taigs.

this guy gets it

lads
ladS
laDS
lADS
LADS

beer and other alcoholic beverages are only to be consumed in a social setting. why? because it there where it makes more sense. they are meant to be consumed together in a group to bond, to help break the ice, make you more giggly and talkative, to help the conversation flow etc

only sad-sacks and people with addiction problems consume it alone.

Funny that these people actually think Nazis are afraid of them

>Drinking neat
You are destroying the sub mucosal secretions of your stomach .
If you drink neat too much ,your liver will be enlarged soon and you will piss blood .
Also , drinking neat may cause abnormal increase in blood pressure and GFR which is REALLY bad for health.

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show us your muff

>I'm into Ricard.

I'm you are bender.

Volk , is that you;?

might aswell just ask for a martini, shaken, not stirred, then give them a tip of the ol' hat mate

enjoy your mantits, go post on your IPA forums with the other soyboys lad, you'll fit in better, oh, don't forget your hat too

you have literal shit taste

I mean the Muslims completely invaded Spain and made it a core territory yet they still were pushed out.
people are just over-dramatic and have silly apocalyptic fantasies

I prefer drinking alone and shitposting online than I do drinking with mates. But then I prefer being alone in general to spending time with other people.

i buy medical grade ethanol and just have it sent intravenously straight into my blood stream

you sure fucked that up

>Ricard
>45°
>bender

like a german lager
like a belgian ale
like a pint of bitter
like a silly cocktail
like a classic cocktail
like a glass of wine with a meal
like a filthy mixed drink at a party
like an occasional whisky

want to make a post but have nothing to post

>no crossover of emotionally and sexually repressed for UK

Trash

Enjoy your literal boyfriends cock literally inside your arsehole. Oh, don't forget your HIV test

>beer drinkers

happy holidays lads