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I imagine myself in Belfast, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te British dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more physically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOGA (Jesus) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Dublin, my homeland. My BLACK CATHOLIC brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven.. edition

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kill all protestants t b h

your uncle is never coming back

GOAT album 2017, by far
i challenge you to find even ONE thing wrong with it

what is your favorite radiohead song?

Champions league lads what match you watching tonight?

Non-footie watching soyboys need not reply

think i've a problem tbqh ngl la

wacky bruce posts it again

am i supposed to recognise this?
who is it by?

“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

>keeping the same image, mirrored
this is the only thing that deeply concerns me

the gf

yeah, you mostly save shit ones

getting my daily dose of varg and golden one

>this is the only thing that deeply concerns me

...

champions league is unironically for soyboys
more of an efl man

>yeah, you mostly save shit ones

>champions league is unironically for soyboys

the gf

>champions league is unironically for soyboys

will be making a new thread at 190

is it gay to want to move to hong kong just because i like cyberpunk books and film

Hate wacky bruce
He's honestly worse than the yanks.

on-holiday bf hasnt texted me for 3 days
can feel us growing apart

fml

Got asked to take off my helmet in mcdonalds
#MeToo

ill be making a new thread at 40

Just remembered when this happened. Gave me a good chuckle

Got asked to take off my hockey mask in barclays
#MeToo

was on BBC too, wonder if they caught the perpetrator

me when i enter a pub and the bartender offers me a pint of beer before mead or rum

funny how this song is absolute wank but when you play it backwards it becomes a 10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=k14pE_BHR9

withholding my good posts for the new thead at 40

completely forgot about that
did anyone get in trouble for it

it's going to snow lads :DD

big pint

Got asked to take off my rug in carpet world
#MeToo

best bit at 1:45

>it's a pole spamming cheese pizza episode again

can't wait til I can grow a beard so I can hide my dreadfully weak chin

Just another reason hockey is the best sport

where you at?

Northern Ireland should just unite with Republic of Ireland. It's fucking bizarre to see the map and see how it is not even remotely close to "the UK". At least Scotland is not blocked by any land before "entering" the UK on world map.

wanky poo

imagine drinking an alcoholic beverage other than mead or rum. what a torrid, strenuous existence

soylent green is people

Who the FUCK signs an agreement with the EU that means we can't leave their "trade agreements" without giving them billions of pounds?

where is the new thread

up north

to the tune of jingle bells

wanky poo, wanky poo, wanky poo on you
a wanky poo a wanky poo a wanky poo it's true!

presumably someone along the lines of pic related

thoughts lads?

Think of these thoughts as limitless light
Exposing, closing, circuitry of fright
Think of each moment, holding this breath
As death minute in decimal

Resident minor, how do you plead
We'll need your testimony on the stand (Service of the)
Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth (fee-fi-fo-fum)
So help you son, now raise your right hand

Father your honor, may I explain
My brain has claimed it's glory over me
I've a good heart, albeit insane

All my towers crumble down
The flowers gasping under rubble
Shrieking in the hall of lull
Thy genius sates a thirst of trouble

Scattering sparks of thought energy
Deliver me and carry me away
Here in my kingdom, I am your lord
I order you to cower and pray

Nuns commence incanting as (Help me, axon dendrite)
The lightning strikes mine temples, thus electrifying mine chambers
wholly scorching on thine sovereignty, so

Spiraling down thy majesty, I beg of thee have mercy on me
I was just a boy you see, I plead of thee have sympathy for me

See how the serfs work the ground (See how they)
And they give it all they've got (fall)
And they give it all they've got
And you give it all you've got, 'til you're down

See how the brain plays around
And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see
(And you fall inside a hole)
Someone help me
Understand what's going on, inside my mind
Doctor, I can't tell if I'm not me

When it grows bright, the particles start
To marvel, having made it through the night
Never they ponder whether electric
Calming, if you look at it right

we didn't sign that specifically
we signed up to fund EU projects and the only way we can get out is if we go bankrupt

agree

and then get immideatly rinsed by rain yeah brilliant

screaming

business idea: christmas grime song

Me? I date Italian, mostly

above or below west yorkshire?

what are some stereotypes lads? eg fat yanks, brits with bad teeth, starving irish

LOVE Jesus, God and The Bible. Simple as.

fuck off jf

We aren't legally obliged to give them anything, it's that the government doesn't really want to leave.

did a think

this absolute choon mate
youtu.be/-TYdfu6Osc8

did lauren southern actually legally change her gender?

Can't understand why people don't believe in Jesus to be quite honest with you lad

9/10 people who don't drink mead or rum are suspected paedophiles

yeah haven't you heard 'her' voice

>we signed up to fund EU projects
I did NOT sign up for that, and I don't remember being given a choice. I have a sneaking suspicion that was signed by some EU stooge who wormed their way into our government with the express intention of bleeding our country dry. Hang 'em, I say.

>Yanks shilling for Israel again

How are the kikes so powerful and influential lads?

need a weather presenting gf
in fact, any sort of gf would be nice I'm not picky

Wish she would actually legally change her citizenship

more off a muhammad man myself

what do i get out of it?

post the one on the second bottom row, right

maybe farage could have stopped it then

Ah yes, that inherent anti-holocaust facet of communist ideology. Real humanitarians, those commies.

what the FUCK is spotify trying to say by this?

palestine is a literal meme

If there were more short people in the world then over population wouldn't be a problem

It's not that Jews are so powerful and influential, it's that yanks are so gullible and easily bought

Think you should have a referendum on every public fucnding decision desu

dunno which of the east asia flags is worst but the chinese flag is a top contender

thoughts on the Brunei flag?

>i use spotify

eternal salvation

i like the colours
but to clarify, i meant the posters behind said flags

I said the north so above obvs

I think he stopped it from getting any worse by forming UKIP and forcing the tories to do a referendum. But if Brexit fucks up the economy, I'm blaming whoever promised the EU all our money. Scam of the century, that.

proof?

do you now?

Love smoking
Hate the smell of cigarettes and smokers breath.

Eternal dilemma

This, and only taxpayers can vote in it.

Mississippi is a shithole

read a fucking book

a fucking LEAF

anime

Was walking through my mates area today and saw a house with this flag and a Vatican flag too

No idea whats going on there. Some Sup Forums larper I think