Look's like meat's back on the menu, boys!

>Look's like meat's back on the menu, boys!

Why was meat off the menu? Was there a shortage? Do the books go into more detail on this matter?

They have just been running for weeks to try and get back to Isengard asap.
They have no time to hunt for meat and would just be living off some basic rations

This is not difficult

>This is no rabble of mindless chefs. They make Uruk-pie, it's crust is thick and it's base broad.

The high meat tax made it impossible for impoverished orcs to afford it.

Why do orcs need a menu?

What a creative and interesting thread.

whats the meat tax policy?

>"...on the menu"
How do Orcs know about restaurants?

the orcs were on a vegan diet

Orcs have restaurants too, don't be racist.

import tariffs on meat into isengard had skyrocketed

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Hobbit dick

Why didn't the orcs complain to the union about the mistreatment?

Saruman dictated a Value Added Tax of 30% for meat, while only 10% on maggoty bread to promote wheat harvest because meat is very resource intense for wartime.

Why didn't Frodo use the ring to reinvigorate the economy and stimulate the free market?

digits confirm quality orcposting

>free market
>market
>FREE
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It wasnt formally declared as part of Bilbo's inheritance at the Shire County Registry

a better question would be why he didnt use the ring as collateral to take out massive loans from rivendell to build private roads all over middle earth

It's like Sup Forums posters are Seinfeldian observational comics, but only riff on shit they invented themselves

Sauron had established a price ceiling on meat (kind of like rent control in NYC) and as a result market inefficiencies created an artificial shortage.

>LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOIZ!

>Only one lil' laygroll?