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asian "men" edition

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>3000 a month is 50000 post tax

Literally what

why are we so short? the data must be wrong

HOWLING at the state of Bitcoin

3000*12*(1-t) = 50000

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Cager gets DESTROYED in debate

Love seeing a thread get recycled.

literally proving my point about biker mentality.

keep posting, mut. this is entertaining.

love asian men

sort of have an asian bf right now actually, though im not 100% sure how its going

want to shag Hayley at work lads ree

any over 195cm man in?

based macron

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*scromits*

@82686670
poofter

>Global male average height: 173cm
What did I tell you you vile pieces of shit

yeah haha could see alans shiny bald head while sitting down

I'm 199cm if you insist on using bent units

any salford man in?

ah yes

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are you perhaps, a no-coiner?

arnold cut all the legs off his trousers so he would be so embarrassed by his calves that he would be forced to build them up

don't really understand cryptocoins but like when it crashes and biz post those funny pink memes aha

shaking in my boots that azhar has warned us

PREDICTION: Every country on that list will be Muslim by 2100

girls don't even care about height

>14 muslim entities

what is azhar? is that a typo or a real place?

why do rorkes love enabling kikes so much?

I'm 5'5
help me

france and germany?

it's apparently a sunni mosque/university (lol) in egypt

Everything sub 6ft may as well be 5'5

>azhar

any relation?

Thing is that whenever I workout the legs just once they become huge and I feel that my upper body is too small. I walk a lot so the potential is there. That or I suffer from body dysmorphia

set fire to some plastic and the burning plastc dripped off on my thimb. The droplet of molten plastic was still on fire when it moulded to my thumb. I quickly tried to scrape it off and pretty much all the skin from the top of my thumb came with it. To say it hurts a lot would be putting it mildly.

I'm 176.3cm so I'm taller than American average

desu working upper body is just more satisfying, dont blame you

alan please motivate me to go to the gym
my bf is coming back from holiday in 2 weeks and i look bad :c

the vietnam experience

>2 weeks
m8

>when she trains legs

fuck off you vile shit stabber

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There's a three-way power struggle between the jewish factions for control of the world
>Israel
>controls America via religion and the Republican party
>Hollywood Jews
>controls America via marxist politics and mass propaganda
>Banker Jews
>controls America via Federal Reserve and banking institutions
The end goal is a NWO using America as the driving engine of that change

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They do. 'Height is to girl exactly what boobs are to guys'. Can't begin to tell you how correct this saying is. Of course pseudo-Virgins will never get it.

really rate alan's posts

How tall are you, farid?

actually agree with alan for once

height matters, of course you can compensate for it with looks, wealth and a myriad of other factors, but for that initial lust/attraction feeling, height plays a HUGE factor

>will never have bollocks obliterated by those legs
not worht living la'

Alan what is your opinion on A Bi-criteria Algorithm for Low-Carbon and QoS-Aware Routing in Cloud Computing Infrastructures?

kopparberg mixed fruits

mad how alan is literally half my height

It was an important milestone in my career

are we listing poof drinks?

>being in debt to the (((banks))) your ENTIRE life
nah, can't believe people are alright living like this. shan't do that.

I'm drinking it for Christmas spirit. It tastes a bit like Christmas. That's my excuse haha.

jews control the money and therefore they control the people

JFK tried to print his own money and the jews offed him for it

I want to help people this Christmas season but I'm not quite sure how to do so. Not sure what just any way I can be useful. As far as volunteering where do you even start with that? I don't want to have to get a flu shot or any of that dumb shit.

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Educate yourselves.

What does Christmas "taste" like you absolute brainlet?

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>82686897
So loads of girls don't care about height and actually like short guys? Hmm

>actually agree with alan for once
>Proceeds to misrepresent and dumbown what I said
Told you pseudo-virgins (less than 50 girls shagged) would never get it

imagine christmas to taste like angostura bitters 2bh

see if you have a local food bank

*blocks your stomach*

>short east asians

fuck off you literal egg, would smash that egg head on yours on the pavement if i ever saw you irl

a lot of girls are 5'8+ these days and in heels like 60% are over 6ft in heels

women just aren't attracted to men who are smaller than them

heheh

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Alan is probably the most intelligent poster ITT

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prove me wrong

Very true. I'm avg female height in NYC on a night out.

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doxable info

aln (geniuos) has more IQs then the rest of /brit/ combined

Alan's a balding manlet mutant who fucks trannies

Of course it doesn't apply if you're northern European. A short blonde or ginger man is just vile lol

christmas tastes like eggnog or mulled wine

Alan is pretty smart. I'm not sure I stand with him on the moon landing being faked, though.

only 150+ IQs fuck trannies because they know women are disgusting vile disloyal creatures

wtf happened to fight comps on worldstar?? they've started dishing them out once a week now, that's tonight sorted

>only 150+ IQs fuck trannies because they know women are disgusting vile disloyal creatures

I don't know if I agree with him on the Kennedy assassination either

UGH I FUCKING HATE NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Alan is pretty smart. I'm not sure I stand with him on the moon landing being faked, though.

ONS is the best expression of what femoids like. Girls don't go home with lads smol than them

tyreese

be blond and above 6ft will literally and simply get you multiple korean pussay

what is your excuse for being a virgin?

>only 150+ IQs fuck trannies because they know women are disgusting vile disloyal creatures
the eternal hate filled virgin. mommy didn't love you enough bud?

Christmas tastes like disappointment

your brains went black
when she took back her love
and put it out into the sun
the birds did fly
when the heavens all went dry
and the cigarettes were smoking by themselves

she'll do anything
she'll do anything
she'll do anything
to make you feel like an asshole


call her name
she looks the same as you
question marks stretched across her skin
she dangles carrots
makes you feel embarrassed
to be the fool you know you are

she'll do anything
she'll do anything
she'll do anything
to make you feel like an asshole

The govt hasn't done ONE (1) report on the impact of brexit...how the fuck are these idiots in power? Get them out and reverse brexit put labour in power

Alan is a flat earther as well as mentally deficient

fuck off diane, you fat hippo bitch

>not sure I stand with him on the moon landing being faked, though
Again dumbing down my points. I don't have an opinion either way. Just said (and showed) that from a risk management point of view it would have been absolutely stupid NOT to fake it

If Alan says the moon landing were fake then they were fake

nobody can compete with his 170 IQ logics

hey does your name begin with an F and end with a Z

grug spend all time and money try get sloppy hole attach to women when grug hand okay substitute and much cheaper