Jehovah's Witness Anti-Lesbian Cartoon

It's that time again.

youtube.com/watch?v=fnk52bU92oE

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I want to see /ll/ between that mother and daughter.

Yes someone should draw that

You know um to sent it to the creator as revenge and such

The triggering part is they encourage the kid to proselytize, other than that, whatever, I don't really give a shit.
The animation is better than I would have thought. The mom's hot.

I honestly don't know what's America's problem with muslims, seems like they'll feet in perfectly

Oh god, yes
We need drawbros on this shit

That's why I'm not over fond of JWs. Believe what you want just don't bang on my door once a week shoving pamphlets in my face.

>/r/ing the mom getting fucked by the teacher calling for Jehovah

>Your gay spouse is contraband airport luggage that keeps you out of heaven.
Whatever happened to believing in Jesus? Is this one of those "if you really believed, you would agree on every other opinion we have about everything" deals?

Fuck the /ll/, I want to see the girl try to convert her friend, and her friend turns out to be that kid from the tranny comic.

Comedy fucking gold right there

The only thing i don't get is.. she doesnt explain why he didn't want gays in paradise. Like, two people love each other but that doesnt matter. Straight to hell for that just because.

Also, "the mensagem didn't change" is bullshit. Considering how much religion had to adapt, even completely contradicting their texts.

They are right through.

I'd rather see her friend convert her to the pure love between two girls.

>Later, Jesus said the same thing!

Notice that she didn't say which Bible passage he did that in, like she did with every other thing.

Would Jehovah object to drawing Rule 34 of the mother and daughter?

Sorry Sup Forumsmblr, but no, you don't go to heaven while actively engaging into sin. There is a huge difference between having a fault and regretting, or standing in a state of constant and consciously faults.

Jesus also didn't say anything about bestiality. Protip: there is a reason for that.

>tranny comic
You'll have to be more specific

Yeah, fucking Sup Forumsmblr. With their mixed fabrics, and their shellfish.

I'm suddenly very worried about the church opening in town

Well Muslims and Jehova's Witnesses are both backwards walking jokes that should be ridiculed. Maybe they should team up.

Why do Christians always jump to comparing homosexuality to bestiality.

So I guess all those Christians who eat pork, or cast the first stone without having sinned themselves are all going to hell.

"people can change"
But we dont.

>this religion is creepy and indoctrinating children
>we should respect the religions of others

ITT: I don't know about the meaning, composition or purpose of the old laws so I will act like they are all the same.

Because they are both sins?

I wish there was a law in Western countries that required parents to teach their kids all about 2 other religions in addition to their own so the kid could make their own choice from a more knowledgeable point of view.
Dunno how you'd enforce it though. Plus religion is all about indoctrination at its core so there's that too.

Assigned male most likely. it would be hilarious it would be the first time in her life she would be justified in tearing into someone.

Protip: saying Jesus said something when he didn't is still a lie, even if you think he WOULD have said it.

>The bible

>Anything about same-sex relations between women

Free speech is bad.

That sounds catholic. Don't you have a statue or painting to worship? Maybe you can find a piece of toast that looks like a face, and erect a shrine to it.

> people cannot change
> look I changed
> oh you were just confused, you were never gay anyway

>Because they are both sins?
I'm not a citizen of Jerusalem. If I'm allowed to eat pork despite Leviticus, what's stopping me from having sex with men? Why should I only pay attention to one "sin" and not the other, even though they're only sins according to Leviticus?

Got a link to said comic?

>Christfag on Sup Forums

That
is
ADORABLE

it's a double-edged sword.

Religion is pretty much only alive because of tradition. Popular culture and mass media have pretty much replaced the most literal function of the church, giving people an idea on how they ought to behave. And social media has pretty much replaced the need to reach out to community, by putting everyone in their bottle cliques instead of making people come together.

Though this is purely a first world conceit, religion is strong in third world countries without a lot of technological access.

REAL christians get to decide which parts of the bible should make it into law and which don't have to.

Killing men with long hair? Allowing states to ban tattooing? Banning sales of clothes that mix fabrics? No... That's not a christian issue.

Allowing discrimination against gay citizens? YES. THAT is the part of the bible that must be cared about.

There's nothing in the bible that says a dog can't play basketball

It's good, that way idiots can make evident that they're idiots.

I know it's gonna sound like I'm an edgy le atheist teen, but my parents instead of teaching me any religion bought me a encyclopedia for kids and I was better for it

Later I was able to figure out for myself what's worth beliving and what not
specifically our lord a saviour Satan, hail

Well good.

Lesbians are a shit fetish.

You're thinking "scat"

Well if I have to choose between the wasteland of idiots worshiping celebrities and trends while doing drugs or the wasteland of idiots worshiping angry gods and fairy tales while farming dirt I'll pick the one with Internet porn

While I agree, I still believe they should be treated like any other couple. I may not find lesbians attractive but I don't hate them.

What about lesbionic scatology?

Where is the movie where they don't celebrate the girl's birthday because doing so is sin?

What about the one where she dies because her parents refuse to get her a blood transfusion?

You're forgetting the ability of the state to actually enforce a lot of their laws, making a "even if we don't catch you, God will" discourse way less useful to rulers.

kek, I understood that reference

Once again, people use their religion as justification for their homophobia. Seriously, if thw idea of two women kissing troubles you so much that you go out of your way to fund and make this, the problem lies squarely with you.

something like this.

I agree in this point, but the thing is that A) Jesus didn't say every thing because that would be stupid. Who knows in year 2XXX there won't be people pushing bestial acceptance?

The correct is to say that Paul disciple of God reinforced it.

Not catholic, mostly because idols are bad.

Because you don't know what's the difference between Israelite ceremonial and sexual laws. But let me return to you: what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog? It's right on the same page of sleeping with men.

I know this is gay central, but I enjoy certain neutral comics.

>tfw this thread is going to get deleted without any rule 34 made
there is no god

My two cents: if your god doesn't like two women smashing vag then he's a faggot and you can fuck off with him. Same stance on Muslims and dogs. If your special book doesn't want me to scratch Fido on his cute fuzzy belly then into the garbage it goes.

>white dude married delicious brown
At the very least JW have good taste

Oh yeah no, for sure. It's just that I'm saying that religion is already pretty much going by the wayside because of the technological shift. People already make their minds more often than not, so if you wanted to make people more aware, the idea would be to make more countries more technologically literate so they shit post on Facebook instead of going to church.

Memes are the new religion.

the is no Jeezuz

This guy gets it.

>I agree in this point, but the thing is that A) Jesus didn't say every thing because that would be stupid.
But if you're going to claim he said a particular thing, then he better have said it, otherwise you're a liar.

There's no "ifs", "ands", or "buts" about it. Stop putting words in Jesus's mouth. If you can't argue against something without saying, "Jesus WOULD have said it" when he actually didn't, then you're really just speaking for Jesus, aren't you. You think you have the authority to do that? Claim you know what Jesus is thinking?

Fucking false idol. Get out of here.

there is no ALLAH!

Man, I wish people stopped using the word homophobia. People who have beef with gaya aren't scared of them, they're disgusted. Men are seen as weaker for being gay and women are seen as out of ljne, so it's noT fear, it's disgust.

What's the Latin word for disgust again?

>when Sup Forums makes a Sup Forums

I like how in the first one the mother makes her child throw someone elses toy in the trash.

I feel comfortable saying that Jesus yes reproved homosexuality, just like Jesus reproved adultery, just like Jesus WOULD reprove bestiality. Jesus was a follower of the law, because the law was given by God.

Mercifully short
I refuse to click any links to this pinknews site though I'm going to wrap myself in a cocoon of ignorance and tell myself it's probably a respectable site rather then social justice trash.

The definition of phobia is a fear of or aversion to something.

I wish people who can't read would stop telling people to stop using words.

Puget or abominatio.
So it'd be homopigetism or homoabominatism

>People who have beef with gaya

I want God's cummies

>discussion and debate hurts my feelings
Fuck off, these sort of threads a breath of fresh air from the waifu threads and if pussies like you don't get it pruned it'll reach 500 posts in no time

Phobia isn't just used for fear user, it can be used for an exrtreme aversion to something to. I have Mycophobia, but I don't scream everytime I see a mushroom, I just avoid fungus like the plague

God is a man made construct. He only exists in your mind to remind you that jerking off is a no no.

>Jesus was a follower of the law
Casual here, didn't he get killed for not respecting laws?

Because people say God is a man? :^)

Stop being a fag user.

What, really?
I'm sorry user but that's just funny.

here's is your (You)

>I feel comfortable saying that Jesus yes reproved homosexuality
Yes, I'm sure you do feel comfortable pretending Jesus agrees with you on every single thing.

But that's not the same as Jesus actually agreeing with you. Show me that a ban on homosexuality is anything more than an Israelite law, non-applicable to those who do not live in Jerusalem.

See. You can't. All you have is your own feelings, fed to you by false idols. You, who think you can speak for God, you disgust me. All I can hope for is that God will forgive your blasphemy, because I won't.

Jesus was always kissing dudes, hanging out with hookers, healing people for free and pirating movies online, why do so many different types of Christians hate that shit?

>religion talk
This will go well.

What movies would Jesus like?

>Yes, I'm sure you do feel comfortable pretending Jesus agrees with you on every single thing.

Hey, just like Christians!

broke back mountain.

According to the Pharisees, who actually 'followed' but forgot many of it's tenets.

That's an interesting argument, but you are now moving from the homosexuality in the Bible argument.

Frankly if you don't believe God exists it's purposeless to discuss his law, since after all you won't follow them anyway. But I don't feel like opening this can before finishing the previous one.

He unironically watches a live recording of a Rent performance every other weekend.

Actually it's not going half bad. It seems more civil than any discussion of the topic that can be found on a fox news or Huffington post comments section.

Wall-E, he would agree that eve is best girl

Batman v Superman

He cries a little bit every time Angel dies.

>Frankly if you don't believe God exists it's purposeless to discuss his law

Yes it is, because "sins" are things Christians made up that they treat as fact. You can't use something as a fact when it's only a fact to you

Raimi's Spider-Man.
But I'd like his opinion on The Man from Earth and Saint Young Men.

>The definition of phobia is a fear of or aversion
But only within reason.
Just because you hate MLP or SU doesn't mean you're autismophobic or crying & singingmophobic.

But wasn't the old testament itself pretty clear that anyone who would come and pretend to be/be viewed as a messiah would be a big fat phony?

>Straight to hell for that just because.

Technically not!

JWs are a little bit of a conundrum; they have one of the most mercilessly controlling and harsh of all versions of christianity in terms of how they expect their members to live, but their afterlife myth is one of the most merciful versions out of all the christianities: They don't believe in hell; their idea is that the 144,000 people who their god will allow into paradise get the good seats, but everyone else will just be reborn and get to live eternally on Earth again, under what they envision as better circumstances as the current Earth.

It's still kind of shitty and ludicrous, but at least it's less mean than other christian churches.

Jahova's Witnesses make other Christians look bad. There's people who just believe in God without shoving their anti-everything messages in others' faces. Fuck this cartoon.

> Show me that a ban on homosexuality is anything more than an Israelite law, non-applicable to those who do not live in Jerusalem.

Paul.

> next paragraph
> See. You can't.
> immediately answering for me your own request

Are you okay user?

>Just because you hate MLP or SU doesn't mean you're autismophobic or crying & singingmophobic.
Are you really comparing people disliking a show to hating an actual group of people.

Sounds like a pretty good deal for us heathens.

Christian offshoots like Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses are the fucking worst.
Its like "our religion isn't retarded enough, what heresies can we perform to sucker people in?"
*tips wizard-warrior hat*

"Jehova wants us all to be happy, and he wants all men and women to get married in monogamous pairs. That's why he created gays and lesbians in such a way as that they could never be happy in those relationships; there's no greater joy than a life of constant hypocrisy, self-denial and forced sexual congress with someone you feel no attraction towards. Praise the lord!"

But you are not going to hell, are you user? God is not real, so sin away. We are just warning you if you are wrong.

No, there are many passages such as prophet Isaiah predicting the messiah.