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Chester mentioned

m-m-m-m-m-maybach music

anime

I get older and they stay the same age

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Non-city compared to MANchester

Any putting out fire with gasoline man in?

would KO any english "man" itt

One does not simply walk into Toildor. Its Black Cubicles are guarded by more than just Managers. There is HR there that does not sleep, and the Great Clock is ever watchful.

Doing a poo at toil friends. Thanks for paying me to poop shekelstein

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really bothered by tattoos

mcshitter is a bum

boxing master race

>fucking homosexual pervs now harras me here

The fact is i only have one friend in london and he has alot of gay friends he may be gay as well

The fact is also you homosexuals should stick to your own sexual prefference parthner i am not a faggot i came here to ask if you can help

got rejected for another job
21 and still not had one

keep trying

Why are Brits such whores?

firm handshake

what was the job?

Who here is excited for the Manchester derby this Sudnay

EXPOSED

if the fbi are after you then you shouldn't go to a country which has an extradition treaty with the usa, as the uk does

are the men going to kick the ball.. in the same city

>Sudnay

i get her on that dizz, not the alizain
her eyes looking like a bitch out an anime

some local council thing

>amaracans
>white

>21
you fucking child i'm almost 27 and never had a job

only 2 days left in the toil mines lads

>Wensday

really need a bf ffs

walk down to your local greggs and apply

Just walk in there, look the manager in the eye and tell him you really want it. It's what I did son

In the same city yes. In the same stadium, no

business idea: /brit/coin

Just walk in there, look the manager in the eye and tell him you really want it and you'll suck his dick to get it. It's what I did son

absolute state of this thread

AYYYYY I may be you in two years time

Any tips on how to avoid the resentful remarks from family members?

absolute state of that crosslink

i'll never have a nice gf will i lads

absolute state of you mate desu

Did the man kick the ball?

>gif
fuck off

ah yes let me just toil away for little pay
ah yes let me put up with a cunt of a manager
ah yes let me just get even more depressed from working being so awful

no you won't

>nary a link was to be found

there isn't the one bad thing about christmas and shit is the sly digs every now and then

Reckon sikhism is the best religion just cant be fucked with wearing a turban or being a pajeet larper

Shame really.

keep trying la
i used to sad-frog post here with the same message, but i eventually got a nice job. keep practicing and sharpening your skills

not even gonna hat you, I pity you, soyboy

I dislike how this picture how this picture was memed with the whole LOL RENAISSANCE PAINTING but it truly is unmatchedly aesthetic

thanks lads. i needed this encouragement

mere two diurnal courses odd of the duty-bound corrée of mine

hi

Damn i wanna leave this shithole so much

So much high unemployment there is no job here

what are the advantages to settling for a bf over trying for a gf next year?

dead meme.

Come here

you might be able to get one as gays shag litterally anyone

Summer deactivated

tim died?!

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utter tune

based maceDONKEY
they have a crossdressing culture

write some fake news articles

nah, people just don't care about him anymore though

yeh

Brown hair makes you nonwhite? Picky bunch

Hes repetitive

I cannot you left eu so getting a bulgarian passport wont help me migrate

I have 1 friend that i know from uk when i finish college i will write to him to help me migrate

genuinely afraid to pull a girl incase I have to bring her back to mine. My house literally stinks of stale piss cause of my brothers runt dogs. My room hasnt been redecorated for about ten years and looks absolutely fucking dire. Everythings falling apart, Green carpet thats stained beyond repair that I have literally cam and spat on when I was younger

I actually think I might be below the poverty line now thinking about it

had a wank to august ames after finding out she was dead desu

what's the longest you've gone without going outside lads? 11 months for me

I care about tim

for you perhaps

fuck off we're full, your friend can't help you
hopefully he gets sent back

biggest cope i've ever heard

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5 years

How do you survive

Good lad

Just come over lad
Plenty of space here look up some visas and that

3-4 days at max

wonder how many people have felt the cold stare of tim's dead eyes as the last thing they ever see as they draw their final ragged breath

>get taxi from irlam to salford quays
>tariff is 21 quid, ask for receipt
>driver gives me blank receipt to fill in myself and expense
>"call it 25 mate"

fuckin love manchester lads

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never reply to me again

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go to /r/neoliberal and tell them how grateful you are

>be in bham
>just jump the taxi because police have much bigger fish to fry

i miss him, you know you miss the sun when it starts to snow

My mate has a Macedonian GF and flies over there regularly maybe you can hide in his luggage

probably laughed at you when you got out, mugged you right off

very impressive. your mental fortitude must be immense. i have a great respect for you

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is she really dead lol

why do all of these videos have such quiet audio

Currently waiting in dominos for my free pizza

#peng

fukd n bomd