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GLUMP

Donald Trump gets two scoops?

What was Aragorn's scoop policy?

BOG

can i get a (You) please? it's been a long day

heres your upvote

Colbert is a nasty guy. Kids are watching. Bad guy. Very nasty.

what's the scoop thing?

AH BLOO BLOO FRUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFF

captcha games stop

ZRTOFFT BTFO

TWOOOO
SCOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSS

>Turn that off! Turn that thing off that's the wrong cue!

STOP
CLAPPING
RIGHT
NOW

A leak came from the white house that Trump got two scoops of ice cream while his his associates got just one scoop, crazy I know, look it up if you don't believe me

IMPEACH GROOMPPT

TINY

There's a temptation to blame these threads on Jon Stewart for leaving the Daily Show or on Trevor Noah for being such a nonentity but it's hardly their fault you're such fuck-ups.

...

Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.

>STOP MOCKING MY COMEDIANS
>let me project what you must be

leddit nigger debate skills

GLOONWARD PLOORMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the more posts I see about colbert, the more angry Sup Forums seems

its not anger, its strawman, and strawman is hilarious

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If I remember correctly, he and his friends got 2 scoops, and everyone else got 1, but they were okay with it because they saved the realm.
Ice cream was subsequently outlawed in the interest of harmony though, due to a translation error on orcish menus, not to mention the corruption scandal involving the hobbits, who were of course in charge of ice cream distribution, hording large quantities of ice cream to consume for themselves.