Eurovision Pre-Hype Thread

The final is today at 8 GMT.

Running order:

1. Israel
2. Poland
3. Belarus
4. Austria
5. Armenia
6. The Netherlands
7. Moldova
8. Hungary
9. Italy
10. Denmark
11. Portugal
12. Azerbaijan
13. Croatia
14. Australia
15. Greece
16. Spain
17. Norway
18. United Kingdom
19. Cyprus
20. Romania
21. Germany
22. Ukraine
23. Belgium
24. Sweden
25. Bulgaria
26. France

Top three (Italy, Portugal and Bulgaria):

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Why didn't this qualify?

Australia will win.

could Australia ever win? The time difference would kill the show next year.

God I hope we don't come second so I have to hear the collective butthurt for the next 12 months about how we where "cheated"

Any links for ameritards to watch? Or will I have to wait closer to the start?

they get to choose a country in Europe where they will host it. Most likely UK

wait for scandinavians to show up. Also I recomed the Grahan Norton stream

I really hope Australia wins, so this embarrassing shitshow will stay as far way as possible from the continent for the next year.

Italy is fucking based. Hope they will win but I fear that the song is way too fucking good for Eurovision.

Go to Sup Forums no point posting about this shit here.

>its being shown on tv and thus relevant to Sup Forums
>durr hurr go post on Sup Forums

Butthurt americuck detect

Britfag retard.

And Sup Forums has been having stickies for the prelims all week.

But fine, you're free to stay here with the no flags and the blacked threads kek.

You're all watching the UK stream, right? Graham Norton is the only thing that makes this trainwreck entertaining.

hello newfag

he doesn't know that there are eurovision threads on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums...

This is tonight?

I guess I'll be watching with you guys then.

Italian music is always the best:
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are we allowed to have eurovision threads on Sup Forums or do we have to move to Sup Forums?

There has always been eurovision threads on Sup Forums so why should it be any different this year?

There have always been Bane threads on Sup Forums too but mr hotpocket head enjoys deleting them now

Why are Israel and Australia allowed to compete? I don't get it.

as long as we don't get american mods again we are good

>allowing in Israel and Australia but not US

>tfw UK

We're not getting any fucking point tonight because of Brexit are we?

Eustralia, Eusrael

>again

If Americans were allowed to vote it would be a disaster

>France are singing in English this year

The eternal anglo wins again

The song is shit anyway, it's literally just a slow 4/4 crotchet rhythm throughout. It sounds like something a child could have made.

Live performance was kind of shit desu.

Music video is pretty cool tho

The eternal anglo always wins

>they don't even allow in Russia or T*rkey so that they can control votes
Pathetic tbqhwy

UK are going to get last place probably.

>Australia wins
>EUROvision is in Australia in 2018

What's your favourite Eurovision song?

It better not be some meme song like Euphoria or Satellite

Israel have been in it for a few decades and Australia:

>As former Bake Off host Mel Giedroyc explained on BBC's Eurovision: You Decide: "The simple fact is, Australia’s host TV broadcaster SBS is part of the European Broadcasting Union, otherwise known as the EBU
>"And this is a qualification requirement for entering the Eurovision Song Contest. So that’s why we’ll see them in May."
>It turns out Eurovision has had a bit of a cult following Down Under, with millions of people tuning in every year, despite it not starting until 2am.
>It costs SBS a small fortune to broadcast Eurovision, but the ratings more than make up for it.

Which Eurovision entry has the best kino performance on stage?

I vote for Croatian fat man

youtube.com/watch?v=tkP0xw_i_Ho

EBF is a different organisation than the EU, hence Russia can participate as well

Anyone else surprised that Slovenia didn't get through?

I thought it was a great song and performance
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no. They choose the country where they will host it.

Satellite was dope though

2010 was the best year for Eurovision

Best song youtube.com/watch?v=bmeCC53FKes

>we want the Disney audience

Based Omar" rape the girl and do the twirl" Naber

Not singing in a country's native language should be immediate disqualification.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZxbLK3lUYlE

Fuck of with this gay shit. Eurovision is everything Sup Forums despises.

Yeah no. Eurovision is great.
Maybe you just don't get it?

Learn how to spell, you twerp. Also go back to Sup Forums.

There are so many non European participants they should find a new name for it.

>Eurovision is everything Sup Forums despises.

t. newfag

You've literally never been on Sup Forums if you think that newfriend

you're just jealous you don't have americanvision

>Sup Forums is one person

kys Sup Forumsyp.

fuck off. Sup Forums is pro eurovison too

see

Isn't this a Sup Forums related thread.

>all these fags waiting for some Tumblr singing contest that's just a cover up for race-mixing and tranny propaganda

fuk u faggot

That's the only decent winner in decades.
And since they changed the voting system there will never be a rock music winner ever again.

there's only like 5 words in the chorus that are in english

No, let's all use English as our lingua franca to celebrate our diversity despite UK not wanting to do anything with Europe.
It's fucking nuts I know.

So the spanish song is good guys?

Or we sended another meme song?

>Eurovision
>Anything to do with music
If anything, it belongs in Sup Forums, Sup Forums or /lgbt/

We have not send a good song since Roberto Chikilicuatre

Alberto Barbosa here, do we have a chance? We've literally never won.

>Chikilicuatre

It should have been La Casa Azul you fucking fag.

Nah

Betting odds say you are the favorite. Spain expected for last position

REMINDER THAT THE BEST EUROVISION THREADS ARE ON Sup Forums, Sup Forums MODS DON'T CARE AND WON'T STICKY

Whatever fag we are going to at least have a comfy thread here.

Reminder that this is peak Eurovision kino:

youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA

comfy

Brexit didn't stop us getting zero points any of the other years.

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Best song.

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This one too.

So is Sup Forums flooded with slavshits, or do wEuros actually still watch this shit? Hell, even semi slavshits like me no longer follow.

Only fags watch this shit and we all know Sup Forums is full of fags

Not really, eurovision was an ebin meme in eastern europe for a while after communism because it was a big boys club sort of thing. Nowadays even most of these countries have gotten tired of it, I think.

Yeah Brexit, that's why our shit song by a Welsh girl who can't sing will get no points

Totally

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>EUROvision
>1. Israel

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I'm going to hide this thread due to not being a homosex

Don't be like that user, join us for banter and memes

As a Bulgarian,I'm surprised went that far.I hope our boy wins but that parking space teeth though.

Where can I watch this?

Battiato was too based for this country.
He tried to be politician and called the entire parliament a bunch of whores.

In my country, it's considered gay to be excited about MGP.

Is this where the Eurovision thread will be?

I don't want to be in some backwater Sup Forums or Sup Forums thread.

The UK doesn't need a good entry because it wins by virtue of having the best presenter for the show.

Sup Forums is Eurovision ground zero, this is the backup thread

They're not allowed on Sup Forums

We should ban English except for UK, Malta and Ireland

we watch it ironically retard

United Kingdom not wanting to be in the EU does not co-relate to the UK not wanting anything to do with Europe. I guess that's always been the critique against the UK because they're not continental but still. Let's not jump overboard, Germany

Yeah, every country should be forced to sing in the native language(s), desu
So boring when it's just 30 almost identical ballads in broken English.

Of course, that would make English speaking countries win far more often (like in the old days), but it's definitely worth it.

>eurovision

>israel first
pottery

REMINDER THAT YOU ARE ROOTING FOR BELGIUM

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

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Is there any nation that unironically just sings? No weird spectacle or 2deep4me message. Just singing.

Yeah, loads. All shitty boring ballads

I prefer watching it with Sup Forums, sorry.