Finland invades your country

Finland invades your country.

How would you react?

I'd help them.

they already are

Laugh and watch them die of heatstroke.

i'd welcome the new khan

We are coming for you

ask sweden to help them

probably fight against you

Soon

We are waiting

Wait 65000 years until they reach my city.

ask for her passport at first and after confirming that she's not actually finnish, calling the police

Over 50% of the people in my city alredy has a finnish name and speaks finnish, so not much would change.

You will lose

wait 100 years for independence

Looks like faggots

yeah, these last weeks been pretty chill so far

Why did you bullshit me you are Mongols? These guys look like handsome Slavs.

These are the fucking Wolverines bro...fear them..they launched successful insurgency against Soviet, Cuban and Nicaraguan occupiers

America has never won a war

We have LITERALLY won like almost 100 of them

Let the natives take care of it.

Fight with them and beg them to teach me Finnish

>mircowars
Not like it is any important but Americans trying hard to prove they ever did any military action worth mentioning next to European or Asian is pathetic. You have other achievements which are real. Take pride in relevant things like science and technology.

>bombing some developing country and then pull out and leave it as a burning mess is "winning" a war

LITERALLY right there with us for a bunch of them

give them all the absolut they can drink and then send them back to helsinki in containers once they pass out

None of those were wars and you didn't win any of them

You melt and die a horrible death, those who barely survive get made into talibans bacha baaz

Take up arms, my countries run by massive cuck and you fins seem like you'd set up an alright puppet gov.

Defend my country and shed finnish blood with a single tear running down my face

Russians and Kazakhs would already kill all your troops before they reach us

RARE

Those are chinks mate
Oh wait

FLAGGO

what is kirygyyrgstan like?

dude, can you let us defeat you in like december 10 that way we can get a possible puente to thicken guadalupe-reyes. thanks for your understanding

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did you make this?

I accept it.

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Ayy

Why the fuck is there a vagina in that squad?

Start asking for gibs because they are the new masters.

Finland pays 80% of your rent and you are given 500 euro to live on per month.

I would be impressed that more than two finns were able to stand eachother's presence long enough to invade another country.
And then I would wake up.

Barricade the short border up north with 4 divisions and artillery, then send in F16 and F35 to bomb strategic targets. Meanwhile we would block Kattegat between Denmark and Sweden to hinder your supplies, and eventually push towards Finland with our navy when yours have been defeated. Eventually we will have a naval invasion from the South targeting Helsinki, which is followed by a push from the North.

You better

Invade Russia.

Nothing to gain by doing that.

The mongol warriors fear the strayan sun.

I would pick up a gun and fight for my new Finn overlords

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Thanks monsieur.

>And then I would wake up.
kek

Doesnt matter the outcome.
We are all conscripts anyway and would probably desert.

Why would they want to invade this shithole? Are they retarded?

Finns vs Narcos would be interesting

Losing is not really my concern so i will fight you nonetheless.

I was about to ask someone to post this
Save'd

pic related is gay

Attempt to convince the Finns to attack C*stile .

They would probably get lost or invaded the wrong country 2bh.

Why would they invade Canada?

Why would anyone other than American "Muh Manifest Destiny" fags invade Canada?

Beat the fuck up f*nns

Happily get raped by them

Never

>soldiers didn't even know-
kek

More or less the same thing would happen here.

confused at first

amused second, no empire was able to hold on to us, let alone what memeland will be able to do

I would dance with binland.

I'll just wait that they soldiers die thanks our army,
Then I call my 3000 friends of facebook and invade Finland.

Turkey is my country and please do it i beg of you