/tmo/ - Take Me Out

5 minute warning

ahh yes the 5 minute warning

the warning you issue when the thing happens in 15 minutes

Kev would clean up on this show

1 minute warning

it's already on you CUNT

what a shit thread, i'm out

kev is too good for these staceys

I'd let her blow my tin whistle, if you know what I mean

fucking hell his voice

>divorced
>20 lights off

kek

kristina is literally perfect

ban this filthy advert

Not halal enough for you rasheed?

Exactly. They would all want a piece but he wouldn't give them a piece.

State of this girls clown makeup

>she doesn't like lads

where the fuck is everyone

You guys watching Eurovision tonight?

kek he's fucking shaking

yes lad

You think that Honk honk honk laugh girl sounds like that in bed?

>rebecca turned off
phew

>the ratings are going down get her to do the seal laugh again

Today is Eliie's day

Girls must be thirsty as fuck, that desered a blackout

>MELISSA
is there anyone more desperate than that old hag?

It's scripted.
Why would you let them sell you a fake reality?
Do you like taking it in the ass?
Are you a cuck?

75% of them do it for the free holiday I reckon. Especially when you consider how many completely dump their man after the date.

He's so fucking nervous

emily is cute desu lads

she doesn't give a fuck about him, she wants off the show

>LE EPIC FUNNY SEAL LAUGH

>picked seal girl

lol

They get to be on that other show where you can watch them all get drunk and fuck each other.

this guy is /tosmart/ for this skank

hate this ginge

ywn drink her ginger juice

>scottish chad

>single for a year
>a fucking broker
who is he kidding

>he has a hobby
>5 lights off

planespotting hobby better received than most

>rebecca off AGAIN

would you do:
>show off your talent
or
>get friend to tell embarrassing story about you

I don't have any talents and I don't have any friends

guess I win again ;)

>not finding out the LAFL

pussy

tbf they don't really need to know

God how fucking pathetic do you have to be not to want to know who the love at first light is. It's a fucking game show love.

it would be nice if it was them though

BGT or Eurovision?

based black couple

mfw they play Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand.

yurovision obviously

what an absolute TWAT

Reminder that the throat tattoo is based on his nan's wallpaper

based chink

herro ^_^

no rikey no righty!! ; )

lol, no one is attracted to gook men

What the fuck is wrong with these slags, what is wrong with fucking skating or martial arts

Alri Wei Shen

obviously it's because he's chinese and they don't want to seem racist

of course he does martial arts

god melissa is a fucking dog

noooooo Han

;_;

Normie the show

how the fuck as that little yellow cunt managed to cop that qt

she looks like my gf lad

: )

normies OUT

>he thought AMWF was just a Sup Forums meme

Whenever an ethnic minority comes on, none of the girls turn their lights off because they don't want to appear racist. In the second round they all turn their lights off.

are we /bgt/ now or /eurovision/ ?

...

Eurovision.

I'm watching it as it is garaunteed to trigger my Sup Forums feels and I kinda like feeling morally outraged. ;-)

fuck, how long has this series been on? i used to love these threads