Be american

>be american

yes

really gets the noggin joggin

Beautiful image.

That can't be healthy

What is this called?

and it's beautiful :)

Obamacare

"Bingo"
...is a good name for a mutt.
Like me.

is this possible

...

What type of mutt are you?

Midwestern American

>You can keep your own fingers... we promise.

Photoshop.

>be American boy

In USA, everything is possible

>Australians don't protect their shins

...

muttenstein

My son is the color of the middle and index finger. What am I?

Skin*
What the actual fuck, fucking autocorrect

>what am I
el mestizo maligno.....

>not shelling out for the cubist skin grafts
Plebs, all of you

Index / middle fingers and thumb are white. Do most of the important work. The palm is Mexican useful but limited. The ring and pinky are black, useless.

>that'll be 70000 dollars + tip sir

Not white

El Diablo...
El Monstruo...
El Americano...