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Isn't he dead?

this looks like a concert tour promo tie-in

>lol

Interesting insight, OP. You bring a lot to this board.

A pirate with botox face?

He better sing a shanty or something.

>not Al Jourgensen

missed it by thaaaaaaaaat much

is "This One" his most underrated songkino?

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>Paul was a Beatle
>Most certainly arranged John's suicide
>Plays a pirate in a movie lit. called "Dead Men Tell No Tales"

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>John's suicide

u wot m8

>John's suicide

Wut?

>arranged John's suicide

>arranged John's suicide
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

So they get Keith Richards to play Jacks father and now they feel the need to do this?

It's a good thing all the other Beatles are dead.

LOL

Pete Best is still alive

>implying he isn't a replacement too
They couldn't afford to have him bitching about them all the time.

what the fuck is this post ? this must be the most elaborate bait I have seen during my 18 years on this site

Pete Best? more like Lit. Who

I KNOW WHO THAT IS

In Pirates 3 it made sense to have Keith Richards as Jack Sparrow's father, since Johnny Depp expressly stated after the first movie that his performance is in part based on Keith Richards. I have no fucking clue why Paul McCartney fits in.

Did you clap?

10/10 desu

epic desu

so who's he gonna be
Sparrow's grandad? we already saw his dad

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles.

shitty cameo, on par with the skelleton tatoo guy from 47 Ronin

memes

>Piraete movie
>not casting Heather Mills with a peg leg

Dumb Disney fags,

The gay lover of his dad. He and Keith Richards make out in the course of the film.

Well, he didn't need that much makeup.

>not casting Yoko Ono as an exotic siren enchanting the sailors with her singing youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68

he'll be some town drunk who sings shanties while also being another 'old legendary pirate'

>John's suicide

What?! Tell us what you know!!!

>"beware the Sea of Monsters, luv."

>john's suicide
NO WAIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

for that, you deserve some mild misfortune today.

>my 18 years on this site
Elaborate, unlike this post, amiright?

fucking kek

He's from a parallel universe that collapsed into ours. Mandala Effect

And that's why Led Zeppelin is the greatest rock band of all time. They were the best-selling rock band, AND played the heaviest fucking music ever made.

But John Fahey is the greatest guitar-player though.