/balt/

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1st in under 10 seconds for the queen of /balt/

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>I was only pretending to be retarded
I would recommend suicide

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her smile and optimism = gone

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w-what did you do to her!

fced her in the ass

no you didn't
akari is a virgin

How do you know that? did you checked on her?

A-user I l-like you very m-much as well b-b-but I'm a little embarrassed right now.

I'd never hurt her
Akari is so pure that she doesn't even have an ass !!!

That's what happens when all your friends are lesbians

akari is pure you pervert
not to mention she is a middle school first year

>Akari is so pure that she doesn't even have an ass !!!
Then how does she sit or do you mean that she doesn't have a butthole

It's ok to be shy user.
Just go with the flow

Butthole

>cheese and butter with greasy sausages
fatty

user I'M SLIM AND I WANTED TO TREAT MYSELF AFTER A LONG DAY DON'T CALL ME FAT AAAAAAAAH

Well then she must be full of shit

Alright, slimmy

A-user THAT'S LEWD
M-my st-st-stutter comes wh-when I'm flustered or lewded d-d-desu.

She converts all nutrients into pure love and kindness

Why is here a singapore and anglos
This is clearly balt

Can someone please tell me what /balt/ is about? I was recommended it by an aussie friend

...

...

it's about hating anglos

cute anime boys and cute anime girls (me included in the latter)

cute kiwis!

Apparently it's about kiwi faggots posting cringe

yes now that you know your mistakes you can leave

O-oh, I see. Is there any requirement for entering apart from that? Do I need to undergo an initiation or anything?

A-are you the user from /bant/?

H-hello w-welcome.

Not as lewd as you
Don't be so harsh on yourself

I wasn't talking about me, ass

may i inquire as to what anime this videographic image originates from

you have to be my bf, it's in the rules

New Game!

i'm a girl tho

hmmm I see so thread is already going gay
cancer anglo fags when will they learn
*logs off*

game mor like gaym

haaaaaaaaaaa

thank you my compatriot

Oh, are you Aussie-kun? The guy who likes Karen?

So does that happen to everyone...?

How is Ferris any more gay than Astolfo?

you on the far left

>So does that happen to everyone...?
I have at least 3 kiwi bfs and an aussie bf

It's more fun to cook at home desu

fuckin g*Ys
disgusting

LEAVE

C-Cute thread!

LEAVE

greedy

lol don't lie, you don't have a single kiwi bf

LEAVE

Well I have 0 bfs, because I'm very shy and don't want to get aids off tinder or anything. You seem nice though

cooking more like cocking

haaaaaa end me

Dinner is finished, now relaxing in bedroom. Getting a bit horny 2bh. Haha

LEAVE NOW

GET THE FUCK OUT

It's because you're all so cute

neither do you :))

that's fine too

Have a wank then

CRASHED IT AS SOON AS I BACKED IT OUT

woa slut

GOD DAMN

Control your autism please Mikito.

>neither do you :))
That's because I don't want one

LEAAAAAVE GET THE FUCK OFF MY GENERAL YOU DUMB FICKING FAGS

wew small earthquake lads

DIE KILL YOURSELVES
Help me GOD GET RID IF THE FAGS

migroto

im so fucking bored the flight is at nine and I'm leaving at six

So why are kiwis and aussies in /balt/? This guy doesn't seem pleased about it. Sorry for the newfag question if it's like a tradition or something

IVE HAD ENOUGH

sucks

Stutters are cute cute cute! I love making cute boys trip over their words ;)

And cute Americans, it would seem!

PERSONALLY LYNCHING ALL OFF YOU

This thread is pinnacle of cuteness!

is working a good animu

yes, I like it

Please do, I yearn for that sweet release

SO HELP ME GOD

INSTAGRAM IS THE BEST WAY TO PROMOTE SOME PUSSY

A-are you looking for another kiwi bf?
...and do you like guys that are taller than you?

Well, I guess you must be experienced by now user. How does everyone tell each other apart? Just from experience or the flag plugin?

Yamada is my wife btw

>And cute Americans
n-no u

I FLEW OUT FIRST CLASS

what should I do

How many fucking wives do you have at this point?

>bi scum
eww

You can never have too many wives I tell you

list all your wives

TOOK 6 MONTHS TO GET THE MAYBACH ALL MATTED OUT

I don't know if I can agree with that.

>/balt/

my assistant crashed it as soon as they backed it out

new thread

AND MY ASSISTANT CRASHED IT AS SOON AS K BACKED IT OUT

O-oh my~

Hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, countless generations of successful mates, through the years of murder, warfare, famine, disease... through serfs and masters, slave drivers, peasants, warlords, and kings... here you emerge, the product of this organized madness, the perfect blend of a whirlwind of traits fine-tuned by selection.

And here you sit, whining about people on a worthless thread on the internet.