Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Fありがとうね


イノシシかw

おちゅ
勃てようかと思ったら勃ってた
で、その猪は何なの?
What does the wild boar mean?

スレ立てお疲れさまです!
フランス万歳!

Link to this wild porker video?

why do you need that?

I love porkers, nothing cuter

love in what way?

Love in a "They're so cute I wish I had one for a pet" way

Porker pets aren't legal where I am in Canada

well shit mang that made me hungry
imma take my shotgun and go boar hunting now
there is a roving gang of them causing trouble at the outskirts of the city anyway
wish me luck

Not in a way that makes your dick hard?

グラコロは美味いよね
今年もそろそろグラコロの季節だ

No, that's gross

Can you pet them as livestock?

안녕하세요 일본

영상이 실수를

Pet them?

Well technically I guess, but I think farmers aren't going to feel too keen on some random guy wanting to pet his pigs

It's okay to tell us.
We don't judge.

ガリ勉君たちがめっちゃ無視してた(´Д`。)グスン

...

うん、日本に住んでる日系ブラジル人

>日系ブラジル人についてどう思う?
て聞いてたから…

コンニチハ ジャポン

ところでストリートファイター5にさくらたんが出るって噂だね
本当にでたら買おうと思う
というかさくらたんがいないから買ってなかった

ダークソウル

I saw a girl on a TV show who pet a goat at home.
It's not legal to pet a goat in Japan, so she registered her goat as livestock.
The problem was that there is a certain procedure to follow when it dies.
She won't be able to have a burial for her pet goat.

いいドラマ知らないの?

>there is a certain procedure to follow when it dies
Ritualistically feast on its carcass to honor its memory?

ん?どの馬鹿な韓国人ががまたアメリカに荒らしたの?こりごりだな今は

こんにちはカステラの国

知ってたのかw
話を遮ってすまんな

I was meaning something more to do with plague control.

抜いたあとにトイレに行きたいけど行きたくない

どこかの女装男子が女装したらねーちゃんにソックリになったと言ってたな。
そして貴乃花親方が女装した時の香取慎吾に似てるw
早いな!もう起きてんの?

Yeah that loophole doesn't work here, you're completely disallowed any livestock animals at all within city limits, since farms aren't in cities.

I think pigs were made illegal during the swine fluy scare, because they were definitely legal when I was a kid, I knew people who had them.

僕もゲームをやる気が出てほしい

動作しませんでした! それでも自閉症患者! あなたは、患者であることをどのように自閉症患者を教えるお試しくださいなぜ? P-A-T-I-E-N-C-E

w=3=Ɛ=m=ε=E=e=∋=∪=U=u

need to move to America, the land of the free

spit roasting it in the name of Dionysus is a good way to bring good fortune and ward off illness

まさこもうお股ヌルヌルで待てない.....

How are you, isac?

user that gun is legal here, just need the second tier license.

youtu.be/9QpnBmhlv9I?t=262

Don't need to watch, just see the guns on that table, those are all legal here. Guns aren't as restricted as people think.

Other than handguns, good luck with that.

上にも書いたけど漢字は古代中国の象形文字である甲骨文字に由来する
そこまで、遡ったもの
鬱の字の原義は「鬱蒼」や「鬱勃」のように、木々が勢いよく生い茂る様を表した
ここから、「塞ぐ」といった意味が派生し(鬱血)、気が塞ぐという意味にも使われるようになった

起源にまで遡ると、面白い漢字は多いよ
例えば「道」とか「民」とかの漢字の成り立ちとか知っている?

>you are french
>should be in love all the time
but you're japanese, should be at work all the time, and you're still there..

英語圏のメディアが楽しいから英語を学んだ
日本のメディアが楽しいから日本語を学ぼうとしてる

それだけだ

Is it also illegal to raise chickens without permission in Japan?

Sounds complicated.
Can I accomplish both good fortune and health by just donating 5 cents at a local shrine once a year?

自動でやってんじゃないの?
仕組みは知らんけど

あっち系はちょっと無理かもな

I'm not sure...people used to buy colour-painted chicks at summer festivals and kept them to be roosters.

the 42nd IP

private schools have ugly girls

gods frown upon human tokens of wealth
they only accept tributes paid inn life


fuck the mods edition

Wtf

If he was that way he would probably just asked for your mom vids

do they take my foreskin?

>箸を書くつもりだったが
うん、そこまでは想像つく
>舌で箸を掴めてる
ここね、ここ。どんだけ器用なの日本人www

yes
your foreskin belongs to them now

そこまでは言ってないだろ?www

あまり勘ぐるなよ

My mum died long time ago.
We have no video of her.
We would love to see her moving again even if it's in a porn.

佳奈美はタガログもできるのか
すごいな

shachiku-zoophiliaという新ジャンルをつくろう(提案)

A country that implements goat-registration system.. Sounds so sophisticated

カンナ・カムイちゃんカワイイよな
壁のAussie
洗濯機のAussie
ここは隔離病棟
ぱんちゅの中でマンマンいじるのもなしよ

>tfw you would cry watching a video of your mother crying too only because someone pushed a dick down her asshole

どういたしまして

But we don't issue passports to cats.

Talking about Mom porn is not funny at all.

>じゃがいも
炭水化物は控えてるわ

Hittied a nerve didn't I?

It's okay. My mum is actually alive and kicking.

Let's go to Hokkaido in everyone!
讓我們去北海道在大家!

、私と結婚して下さい!

やだ…クリスチャンになっちゃう…(*‘ω‘ *)

まあ、お嬢様
パンツ屋ですって
お下品ね

>insults me in kanjis
>thinks it's fun because I can't read them
www

U ボートって潜水艦のことか

家族が用意してくれたら食べるけど、
一人暮らしだったら食べない

are you the pinoy

It'd be funny if your mom is hot enough to arouse you just by talking about her.

he is Yoshiharu Habu 羽生善治, famous professional shogi player in Japan

open2chはコメントを上がったのにアップロードされないね。ふたばは日本ipだけ書けるし。

damn

新スレの時間だよ
ほら早く

ちょ
やめろって!
フィリピン人だからって僕を通報するのが正しくないんだ
差別かよ…

佳奈美が北海道で農業やるならスパルタにしないようにする

how about your mum?
is she hot?

Sure he is. He always is. Today some poster told that he changed the setting and filtered any posts with pics, then the spammer started posting posts without pics. He is a sick cunt.

Don't ask. I don't want to ask you either.

あそこってオーストラリア人だらけなイメージあるんだが中国人も沢山いるのか

あげとくか

has your mum ever had any plastic surgery?
...or it's not as common as it's believed to be?

>神社とか仏閣とかよく訪れてるか?
多分、人によるだろう
俺の場合は、年に一度、元日に訪れるけど
それ以外ではあまり訪れないな

訂正を入れてくる佳奈美www
ありがとうww
けどその言い回しは好きじゃないんだw

私たちは家族になろう!
あなたと私!
アイヌの子供のトン!
F-O-R-E-V-E-R!

Do you feel horny if you look at your mom? I don't. (I don't have anything to say if you do so)

問いただして何か重大な情報をリークする可能性があったと思うのに。。。
どうせこの野郎は俺らを本当嫌いぞ。
AIまで作ってきた。都合が本真に良さそうね。

いや規制が激しいイメージが有ったから出来ないんじゃないのかなぁと

いいね
既にいるのかは知らんけど管理側に日本人は一人くらいいた方がここもSup Forums 自体もマシになるかもな

DAS FASS IST FULLFERFICKTE SCHEISSE

I feel sad for him.
Wasting hours and hundred of post to be deleted by a janny and having to start again

みんなが同時にYOU DIED