Does that ear ring mean you're a pirate?

>Does that ear ring mean you're a pirate?
>Kind of.

Simpsons jokes you didn't get the first time.

He's kind of a pirate? I don't get it

butt pirate

Surprised they could get away with that cleaage in the '90s tbqh

CHUCK'S

but pie rat

In the 90s having one earring supposedly meant you were gay.

It means he would certainly feed on Chuck's seed.

So I says to Mable I says

A butt pirate.

Aka gay, right earring man's you're gay.

Hmm

Only if it was in your right ear, though.
-t.90skid

It's still gay as fuck for men to have. I don't care what excuse you have.

butt pirate

Why would Marge dream of fucking a gay man?

What are some other methods gays use to hide their sexuality?

right earring is pretty genius

Watching Marvel movies.

This guy gets it

Why did marge fantasize about strong man so much? Homer not good enough?

90's born queer shut the fuck up.

When I was younger I thought Luigi was sad that the kids were having fun.

To be a 90s kid, you'd have to be born in the 80s. If you were born in the 90s, you were a 00s kid.

You don't know shit about women.

when I was a kid I didn't get the cops having a party and playing bob marley after arresting the blind guy for weed

Is Greaseball an Italian racial slur?

Thanks :(

Women naturally want a beta provider and a strong bull (or bulls) on the side for sex and reproduction.

Most mammals (and birds for that manner) in nature are the same way.

Yes.

no

Someone for the love of Christ explain this joke to me in the next five seconds or I will Fucking Kill Myself I have a Gun

Maybe

>gay
>pirate
Did this association really exist when this episode was written? Still seems rather blue. Speaking of, can someone explain this joke?

It's still gay, the only time it's not gay if the guy wearing it is a monster like Shaq who would kill you for saying it's gay, but then then it's gay.

I didn't get more than half the jokes because the German dub was so godawful. Fucking word-to-word translating most shit.

Chuck died

I didn't say you were a 90's kid, a 90's kid or anyone older would know that having a single earring was never a sign of being a fag.

I don't know.

Left is right and Right is wrong

wtf, that't not funny. I guess that's why it's a season 11 episode.

kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

34 year old here. I'll back this guy up . That's what I learned in junior high.

I was a child when this show started, so I didn't get a lot of jokes from the first seasons. I wish this show had ended.

Taken what care of? What's the joke?

can you repeat the question

i'm 33 and the right ear thing was what I learned in primary school, not simply having one earring.

Meany :(

He has a dildo stuck up his ass.

user STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

Got my left ear pierced in middle school. Born in 92. Can confirm 100% hetero.

Chuck's Fuck & Suck

Touching simpsons moments?

I was a teen in the 90s. Earring on the right ear meant you were gay.

You have a bad memory then. Or lived out in the country or something. I lived in southern california in the mid-late 90s as a teen and earring on right ear meant gay.

What if you actually are a pirate?

only a stupid wop dago would even need to ask

>What are some other methods gays use to hide their sexuality?

"Down low" culture in black and Mexican culture is particularly interesting, because there are a lot of the tough working class ones, with girlfriends, or wives and kids, who go out and hook up with guys on the side. I'm not too familiar with what their ways of signalling to each other their interest, but one thing with them is more WHERE they meet.

When I was younger, I used to often hike at this forest near a dam at the edge of the suburbs, and occassionally I'd turn a corner and there'd be these totally working class, "straight" looking bald middle aged black and mexican guys out in the woods giving each other blowjobs etc while other ones lurked and kept watch nearby.

As a teenage prettyboy, I got the hell out of there fast.

or a hemerroid

*but even then it's gay

right ear

if you see a guy with a bandana in their back pocket they're a fag different colors mean they're into different shit

Yes, exactly. Right ear meant gay. I thought that was just common knowledge.

are you fucking stupid user? the other user claimed just having an earring was a sign of being gay, he never mentioned the right ear.

STD joke

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See

Bernie Sanders and (((democratic socialists))) in a nutshell

not for faggots born in the 90's like this guy

you must be retarded user.

He said one earring. We're saying one earring in the right ear meant gay.

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I was born in 1980, you closet case.

Sorry that you have an earring on your right ear, but you're making a faggot fashion statement.

the whole issue is that you stated having one earring was gay, you never specified an ear you dumb fuck.

I am that first user. I actually meant to say right ear, for the record, not just one ear. It was a silly thing, how doing it a certain way meant being gay, because there were definitely people who as far as we knew weren't gay but did the right ear look without realizing what it supposedly meant.

thanks for clarifying user, I don't know why the rest of these fucks are struggling so much to understand.

Holy shit same.

>Holy shit
you must have been a retarded kid

Or, and this might be a long shot, I know; he has a dildo stuck up his ass.

>mfw most people think the joke was Chuck's Suck and Fuck
>mfw the real joke was just that you'd expect the reason it was named Seed and Feed was because it rhymed with Sneed but in fact it was previously owned by a guy named Chuck so the rhyme is purely coincidental

So Marge is fantasizing that the male hero of her harlequin romance is gay and therefore has no interest in her?

That's why people don't get the joke.

Pirates are pretty gay desu, you're spending all your time on a ship with a bunch of other men who all thought women were bad luck.

ok

Chuck's Pirate

really makes you think

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This guy gets it.

FUCK

>I was born in 1980, you closet case.

>almost 40
>still on Sup Forums
What went wrong friend?

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