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How do you go from this...

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...to this?

...to this?

CUZ MY SEX JUNK

IS SO OH OH OH

. . . to this?

...to this?

>that little web hand
Wtf, LOL

Kek this isn't actually in the movie right?

It is

The tension and sudden deceleration from that web would have broken her spine just as much as hitting the floor.

....to THIS?!?!?!

I think the comics had the web actually be what killed her

Actually being caught by the web is how died in the comic, it snapped her neck

BAGEL WITH LOX..

AND LOTS OF SCHMEAR

the MY SEX JUNK shit inevitably leads to this

If this is real I'm so fucking glad I've distanced myself from everything beyond Tobey

No it was the same exact way killed by the force of the web.

It's just done in a way that wasn't directed by a 12 year old

That scene was/is so incredibly hot, couldn't handle it when I was a kid.

Still take it over this.

I went to see this movie
I didn't like the movie very much but it was okay
I had a big pepsi and sat in the back row
My friend from Uni was with me
It was quite nice

Why is she so perfect lads

Her acceleration due to gravitational force is fairly consistent

that seems really comfy, wish i was there

BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN BECAME A JEW!!!FACT!!!

THOSE MOVIES WERE FUCKING TERRIBLE BUT THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WAS FUCKING SUBLIME!!!FACT!!!

SHE CLEANS UP NICE AND I WOULD BREED THE BITCH!!!FACT!!!

>web forms into a hand that grasps to save her
Really deep stuff here, lads. True visual poetry...

tfw no cinematic Avengers with the best two Marvel heroes Wolverine and Spider-Man
>EVER

she is a 10/10, jesus

shes not even mj tho

The only thing you can breed is a pack of kittens.

literally me when I see emmas feet

yeah that cgi clusterfuck sure looks perfect. just like my hella fucking epic bullet time videogames

What's wrong with little hands?

"It´s like poetry, sort of. They rhyme"

to the porn parody where she sucks the upside down penis???

>He really thinks this

>completely flat
dropped.

Also, check out those veins on her feet. Disgusting.

Mary Bin-Laden Jane

MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS THAT I KEEP CUMMING IN YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE BUT THAT'S WHERE SHE SAID YOU CAME FROM BECAUSE HER PUSSY WAS TOO BUSY TAKING BLACK COCK!!!FACT!!!

Having her hit the floor just robbed the moment of its impact.

youtube.com/watch?v=Of2wuOhqCF0

kek

What would have been better for you then, user?

Why do people say this scene is a positive in the movie?

FUCKING FAGGOT, THAT'S LIKE YOUR MOM COMPLAINING ABOUT HER BOYFRIENDS BIG BLACK COCK BEING RIDDLED WITH VEINS THAT ADD FRICTION WHILE IT'S SLAMMING HER CERVIX AS HER EYES ROLL IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND HER TONGUE STICKS OUT WHILE FOAMING AT THE GASH LIKE A RABID DOG!!!FACT!!!

>Half black
>has no ass
into the trash
she's going to be (M)cheille (J)ones or some shit.

Maybe because is one of the few scenes where you can get serious (if you ignore the hand shaped web)

>He really thinks this

Not impressed, practically anyone can look hot with good makeup

>thought this would be a Kirsten Dunst thread
>its just more crying about spiderbabby

...to this ?

The heels are cutting off circulation to her toes.
Barefoot, those veins probably wouldn't be standing out like that.

Was it kino?

...that's exactly what happened retard. At least in the comics.

Peter killed her, not the fall. He even admitted this when saving an alternate universe version of Gwen.

kek, thanks

>Cast a black chick as MJ

>Not thiccc when literally 90% of them are.

Amazing Spider Man 2 was good. Electro was a genuinely menacing and tragic villain. His dubstep theme was great.

>loveable, shy goofball underdog that makes you want to root for him
>douchey obnoxious skater kid that you want to see die first in a slasher flick
How did everything post-Raimi go so, so wrong? They can't even make a Spider-Man movie a quarter as good as one of his. Where's the charm? Where's the genuine artistic love? Where's the passion? Even the casting is godawful.

We know, anyone who says otherwise is merely pretending to be retarded.

that is so fucking stupid

holy fuck

Electro was great. Everything else in Amazing Spider-Man 2 was ass.

To his credit, Jamie Foxx was the only one remotely trying in that film.

The script was unsalvageable though.

They said their biggest inspiration is John Hughes. Obviously they're doing the thing where she looks plain at first but then at homecoming she's hot.

you know if he pulled his arm up some, she wouldn't have smashed her head into the ground

Implying with a cast this diverse she won't become a boy to get this gay Spider man.

Isn't that the question of the day

thats a man

>those two rabbis
>dyke
>human bondage

holy shit how did I miss this

those kikes in the back

>(((american))) highschool
>1/17 people is a white man

J U S T

To THIS

Spot the two Acidic Jews in what I assume is a public school, fat fucking chance irl.

It's in New York so it makes sense.

I liked ASM2 because my frogfu was hot as fuck in it.

If we're gonna judge Spider-man movies on appearance of waifus, then Spider-man 3 is the best of them all.

>not webbing her legs

>It's in New York so it makes sense.

Is that true, white people so outnumbered in NY ?

Tom spidey is best spidey

Too little screen time but she was on top of her game in that.

It's done in the mainline comics anyway.

jesus fucking christ

So many people wondered "Why isn't this or that scene from the trailer in the movie"

everybody would just meme "isnt that the question of the day"

Kek

Slinging web all over Emma is my dream.

Yes it was

this is my fetish

Tugboat is Objectively better in Every song way