Lesbians are 'hot'

cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/lesbians-are-hot-oilsands-facebook-post-1.3694353

Made me stop thinking entirely.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26501187
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkwashing_(LGBT)
youtube.com/watch?v=RMICTAl4LCg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

k...keep me posted

Who needs homophobic oil.
I ride the bus.

This is as dumbly manipulative as Israel releasing "the hot girls of IDF" pics.
>yes lads you like hot girls kissing, don't you? let's stop buying saudi oil!

I think they mean the porn lesbians. Just like hollywood, porn doesn't represent the general beauty standard of the general population. But Saudi is even against porn lesbians (or straigh women who just do it for the money).
That's what i think they mean by the ad

Why don't lesbians and straight guys have the same kind of connection that gay guys and women do? Is it just the reasons you assume?

And why does lesbian culture not have as much embracing of masculinity as the gay scene for men seems to have (in some scenes) with embracing femininity? Again, obvious reason or...?

Girls go les as a social status.

But why would we buy their fucking oil anyways?

We should foster independence, fuck over the monopoly and price gouging, and cease alliance because they fund terrorism.

Saudis are the literal dindus of the Muslim worls
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A little bit of editing and this would be a perfect anti-Hillary image, considering how much money she receives from Saudi Arabia

I think we should truly embrace homosexuality. Maybe this way we can defeat islam.

Saudi Arabia should be firebombed as far as I'm concerned and made an Anglosphere protectorate.

However, I still think using lesbians as a persuasion tactic is pretty cheap.

>Lesbians are hot

Because most lesbians are lesbians because they have hatred for men. Many were abused bymen as kids. Or were raised by a crazy feminazi

> Lesbians are hot

>Lesbians are hot

They have no choice, there isn't a rich pacifistic persuasion tactic to liberate Saudi Arabia

It's correct. If you are on Saudi Arabia's side in anything you're fucking wrong.

>lesbians are hot
no

Thats some good tier bants, especially coming from a public company.

Real lesbians arent hot

Is this ad real? Why does Canada use lesbianism to make an heteronormative ad directed at men?

bisexual girls are

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Stupid ad, perfectly good concept. Normie rangling is hard work, but you do what you go to do. Go Canada, fuck the Saudis.

Love, North Dakota

but if you kill lesbians, they win

I still say lesbianism is a myth. It's become a cultural fad. It's interesting how women who claim to be lesbians somehow change their tune once they want kids. I have personally experienced a lot of women who say they are lesbians but would fuck and date guys. I have an extremely hard time believing there is a true phenomenon in sexual biology called "lesbianism". It's not currently culturally appropriate to bring that up but I have serious doubts that women have this sexual determinism that makes them 100% straight or gay.

Good purpose, bad message.
Boycott Saudi oil if you don't like muzzie shitskins getting richer off your back is a better reason, but now the oil companies have to appeal to a western audience that doesn't identify with patriotism or national pride. "Lesbians are hot!" is something the average joe in the west will find appealing.

They're still women

Which sex is better. Take two of them. Not so much. Make one and one. Not so much. Take two of the good ones. Pure gold. You know which ones Im talking about and it aint Hillary and Huma

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That's not any different from Israel's "pinkwashing".

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Lesbians trigger as much as jews or probably more

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Some people genuinely believe they are Jesus Christ.

Some people have an intense phobia of buttons.

Some people have multiple personalities.

Some people hear voices that tell them to kill their loved ones.

Brains are complicated and can behave in very strange ways.


Why the FUCK do you think that some women can't possible fancy other women.

I guess that some people are thick as shit. You being one of them.

Kill us please........

I'm not saying they don't. They're most likely just bi. What I'm saying is that I highly doubt sexuality is that black and white, where you're either gay or straight. I tend to believe everyone is a mix of gray. I just have serious doubts about female sexuality when they say they're 100% gay and they don't like men at all. It's much easier to swallow the line that sexuality is not a choice and it's all pre-determined. You're never going to find the "one true Scotsman" among lesbians. Unless we are willing to throw out biology and millions of years of evolution to fit our current social & political ideals

Being different is a blessing. That is all.

Why would you do that when you could just surprise invade them in force one day, kill everything that moves, destroy Mecca and Medina to the ground, salt the soil, enslave everything that is still alive and impale any non saudi soldiers on every road and in every port leading into Saudi Arabia.

Then you get the oil for free AND you get rid of mussies

It has been proven it doesn't work very well and Saudi Arabia is too powerful. West isn't attacking Russia either but using economic sanctions.

because canada is a country of cucks. a post national state deserves to be sold to the highest bidder and be raped by foreigners

they'd have potential if they werent fat blobs

this is what happens when youre an american lesbian

It hasn't "been proven". What the americans did is nothing next to what I am proposing. What I am proposing is entering the country with full military might and COMMITTING GENOCIDE ON THE ENTIRE POPULATION.

This will draw out meme freedom fighters trying to stop the genocide and destruction of their MOST HOLY SITE. This isn't Iraq. The whole muslim world isn't going to shrug it off, they're going to go mad, and that's what we want. They're going to have to engage in traditional warfare to win this. Guerilla warfare is not going to work, because "shoot everything that moves" is effectively the counter to it. Guerilla warfare is not going to work because they're going to actually have to liberate towns to stop genocide.

It's essentially baiting the entire muslim world into a fair fight they're going to lose, and then rubbing it in by destroying their holy sites. Islam wouldn't survive this. After battles are lost and holy sites supposedly protected by Allah destroyed, people are going to be abandoning the religion en masse, and they're not going to be a bother anymore for fear of becoming an Arabia-tier wasteland.

>Why don't lesbians and straight guys have the same kind of connection
Because a lot of lesbians hate men and gay men secretly wish they were women.

I'm quite sure that would leade to US vs Canada war, considering USA and Saudis are allies.

I think you snookered yourself early on by deciding that you are only lesbian if you are 100% lesbian.

Therefore, if you aren't 100% lesbian then you are bi.

This doesn't make sense. By this definition 99% of the population is bi.

Lesbians have a preference for females. Ranging from 50% up to 100%.

Now maybe 100% isn't possible, but that doesn't mean they are bi.

>considering USA and Saudis are allies.
Outside of the corrupt politicians, most americans hate SA and love Canada. If they declared war on Canada and to support SA it would probably be the fastest military coup ever.

I'm proposing the USA betrayed the Saudis.

It's unlikely it could happen any other way. Not only is the USA the only nation with a strong enough navy at the moment to do that kind of power projection, any other country doing such a war would put them at war with the USA, which is not a good idea.

>Lesbians have a preference for females. Ranging from 50% up to 100%.
To be fair, if you arent like 80-90% attracted to one sex and only a VERY small amount the other sex, you are not homosexual, you are bisexual.

Being 65% attracted to women and only 35% to men is still bisexual, even if people wont admit they are bisexual . It is the DEFINITION of being bisexual.

In fact MOST women are actually bisexual and just dont realize it because its still somewhat taboo for them to not want to date men.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26501187

Only by the broadest definition.
Unless your coupling can create life, you're not really human.

It's not about feelings. Finns don't approve Putin either. But what can we do when we're trade partners and have a peace treaty.

Yes and that's exactly my point. They're just bi. I have serious reservations that anyone could have 100% preference. I would say on a spectrum that 99% of the population is bi to some degree. I would put it higher honestly. Sexuality is more complicated than putting people into comfortable boxes to understand or rationalize. But that's my point, you're not going to find a 100% lesbian, they don't exist. But it's very comfortable and easier to say that there is straight, bi, and gay people when we ALL are on a spectrum

That is all true.
I amend my statement to "80% to 100%".

But your initial claim was that lesibianism is a myth, so you have to deny that 80% to 100% female attraction in females is impossible.

There simply is no reason to believe that.

>But your initial claim
that wasnt me who you were talking to initially. check id's

>It's not about feelings
You dont seem to understand how the US works. The population and the military would NOT support a war on Canada in order to support SA

Well then, somebody call up the dictionary writers, it turns out everybody is bi.

You're wrong if you think invading wars help anything. Reality doesn't work out like video games. Israel sees Saudi Arabia as "guarantor of stability" in Middle East after Arab spring because Saudi Arabia and Iran are bigger enemies. So USA will never go there.

Because environmentalism. Better to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians to buy our oil in the middle east. Because environmentalism.

Gosh darn liberals.

I'm not saying there isn't attraction. I'm saying they're all bi. I'm saying that 100% lesbianism is a myth. In order for that to be true, people would have to perfectly fit into sexual categories which we know isn't true/possible. Attraction to both sexes is possible. Having women being split up dimorphic categories sexually is being intellectually dishonest

Thank you Canada for posting the link

You don't know that. It's easy to manipulate masses. Majority of Americans supported Iraq war while rest of the world was against it.

I was once friends with a married lesbian couple.

They were boring as all fuck and borderline celibate, yes I know being married and celibate doesn't go hand-in-hand, but these two maybe had sex literally 3 times out of the almost 2 and a half years I knew them.

Their marriage was a joke, and they didn't know how to communicate to each other at all. I was convinced that neither of them could truly say they identified as "lesbian" but they had been thinking they were for so long they actually tricked themselves into thinking it was true.

Watching them interact was the poorest excuse for a relationship I have ever seen. I expect their divorce to be coming very soon.

The dynamic of a woman/woman will never compare to a man and a woman together.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkwashing_(LGBT)


remember Canada is an aggressive imperialist state, Trudeau is actually a hard right nazi behind the scenes but pretends to be tolerant in public so people look away while Canadian corporations exploit and kill third worlders

angry dyke detected

To assume sexuality is in these nice, neat categories is to have no understanding of the subject. You can be straight on a spectrum to a degree, degree being the key phrase. I have a hard time believing the earth suddenly gave birth to a new race of people who are meant solely for homosexual sex and attraction

All you're doing is just saying it wouldn't work.

Why wouldn't it? No, just saying "Reality doesn't work out like video games :^)" isn't an answer.

I explained the situation. Yes, we have to assume from the get-go that the USA would actually do such a thing. I was describing an ideal situation where all the leaders involved agreed to such a thing, and other powers wouldn't intervene.

You haven't explained WHY wouldn't it work. You continue pretending what I described is just an ordinary invasion, just like USA did in Iraq or what not.

No, it's more of a Barbarossa, with a far weaker enemy than the USSR was, with far fewer people you have to genocide. I have described what I think the reaction of the muslim world would be. I described what I think the end result would be, assuming the USA actually went all in (Iraq was not all in, it was costly but it can't be described that way)

Who gives a fuck what Israel thinks. Even if you subscribe to the idea that nothing in the USA happens without jewish approval, that's still a long shot from giving a fuck about what Israel thinks. If anything, this would take the pressure off Israel and destabilize a powerful ANTI-ISRAEL ideology, that is Islam.

Also, you're wrong in generalizing that invading wars definitely can't help. It depends on the amount of effort you want to put into it, when you are a superpower the kind the USA is.

Because lesbianism doesn't actually exist, it's just extreme hatred of men.

>s supported Iraq war
Are you unironically comparing Iraq, a middle eastern country full of mudslimes and terrorists, to Canada, when most people in the Us not only know people from canada but also have family members there too?

You should make it less obvious you have no idea what the US-Canada relationship is like

>The dynamic of a woman/woman
>i knew 1 lesbian couple
>all lesbian couples are like this

I know a straight couple where the man beats the shit out of his wife, cheats on her with trannies, rapes their child, and vapes. Obviously all other straight relationships are like this

>your logic

>I explained the situation. Yes, we have to assume from the get-go that the USA would actually do such a thing. I was describing an ideal situation where all the leaders involved agreed to such a thing, and other powers wouldn't intervene.
You seem to think world works out like some kind of LoTR movie where everyone fights against "the big baddie". Well in reality that would be ISIS, and it kind of is, yet lot of these allies support them as well. Your way of thinking is very child-like.

I've never met a single lesbian who wasn't either completely insane or just faking it for male attention.

Gay guys seem to be more well adjusted and put together (relatively - gays still seem to have a 50/50 chance of being drug addled degenerates)

>Because lesbianism doesn't actually exist,
>i have no proof for this claim

Luckily for you i have proof of the opposite

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26501187

Just because you love men and penis so much you cant live without them doesnt mean the rest of the world feels the same. Some of us just arent interested in men.

Bingo. That's all it takes to understand this "lesbianism" phenomenon. That's why I laugh when I see or hear about "lesbians", it's a joke

>Some of us just arent interested in men.
Ones that were raped by their fathers growing up maybe.

>Ones that were raped by their fathers growing up maybe.
>all lesbians were molested as children
>i literally have 0 evidence for my claims
sorry i cant even give you a 0/100

I have never met a single lesbian who wasn't abused by a man at some point in their lives. Considering they never fuck each other I can only surmise they'd rather fuck men if it weren't for the trauma.

Would agree about the oil sands actually.

But america has so much damn oil and there's so much sitting in the tankers out in the ocean that we dont even NEED to buy oil from Anybody for at least 2 years.

We could break Saudi in half if we wanted to. Its the people in govt who are resisting that because their hands are in the cookie jar.

>I have never met a single lesbian
We know. Also, your anecdotes which are more than likely lies are not evidence of anything. Even if you werent lying, all it would mean is the very few lesbians you have met out of the millions in the world were molested as children. Holy shit, you are dumb.

*yawn* wow that was cute. You're assuming people fit into nice dimorphic boxes. We ask ourselves what Wittgenstein asked in his version of a Socratic dialogue of "what do all games have in common?" or simply put a "family resemblance". Meaning that unless the earth started giving birth to a new race of woman who have no place for men, then lesbianism must be considered a myth.

I didn't say necessarily sexually abused, many of you are butthurt you had the shit kicked out of you or were "mentally abused" by an ex.

Until lesbians actually start fucking each other you'll never convince me you actually are attracted to other women, you're just angry at men and don't want to be alone.

Same reason you're all fat. If you actually wanted to fuck other women you would attempt to look like women if that is supposedly what they're attracted to. But you don't do that, you all look like disheleved ham planets, because you don't actually want to fuck each other.

>. You're assuming people fit into nice dimorphic boxes
actually that was you. By being unable to imagine hat some people might not like penis you make it obvious how much you like it.

>I didn't say necessarily sexually abuse

>I have never met a single lesbian who wasn't abused by a man at some point in their lives

Yes you did. Why even lie about it?

And you are taking it too seriously, I was explaining an unlikely situation for fun at 3 AM.

I have myself explained why I find it unlikely. I was assuming, for one, the full cooperation of the whole army, of the whole western world, of what not.

Tl;dr yes, if you pretend I was arguing that this would happen, yes, it sounds childish. About as childish (well, slightly more childish I suppose) as thinking the USA would drop Saudi Arabia as an oil trading partner for Canada.

No. You secretly become one, Plato

No, the idea of two hot women fucking is hot. Actual lesbians are more often than not fat bull dykes.

>>I have never met a single lesbian who wasn't abused by a man at some point in their lives
>Yes you did.
I just said there are multiple types of abuse.

Do you deny that an awful lot of lesbians suddenly "realize" they're lesbians after a bad relationship or experience with a man? Awfully coincidental.

I'm never once heard a gay man's coming out stort prefaced with rape or being cheated on.

oh look that shitposting lesbian is back.

>Being lesbian in Saudi Arabia gets you killed
That's what happens when you mix insanity with government. If two guys or two girls wanna marry each other then whatever, it's none of my business.

I mean

Why would you choose to get your oil from a strong, super-wealthy Islamic country which frequently manipulates the world economy by artificially feast-or-famine'ing the oil market and directly funds the terrorists who want to destroy your way of life

When you could get your oil from a country which is basically a weaker version of your own country and who'll do what you say if you say it in a stern enough manner?

>Do you deny that an awful lot of lesbians suddenly "realize" th
its almost like
>girl has lots of bad relationships with men
>takes being abused to realize that she just doesnt like them

You really dont seem to be able to follow basic logic. Not all lesbians have been abused by men and you dont even realize a lot of women who are lesbians like women because they dont look butch, they look like normal women.

Come back when you have actual evidence or proof of anything or you admit you are a 12 year old who is full of shit and just extremely butthurt he cant be a lesbian too

do i know you?

>and vapes.
You had me going there for a second, but the vape bit gave you away. Nobody vapes.

>Not all lesbians have been abused by men and you dont even realize a lot of women who are lesbians like women because they dont look butch, they look like normal women.
See that's the thing, as a gay man I know both of these points to be false.

Ahh that old line Kek
>if you disagree with the current line on homosexuality, you too must be gay
Let's explore this idea.
1: To say you disagree with an idea doesn't make you that. That would be like me saying you or anyone else is a pedophile or murderer because they don't like either.
2: I've stated multiple times in this thread that ALL people are bi to a certain degree (including myself). So you're being completely dishonest
3: No one is saying there ISN'T attraction, what I am saying and others (I'm not a mind reader but I infer) is that there is no such thing as an absolute catelogical "lesbian".

>. Nobody vapes.
VAPE NAYSH YALL
youtube.com/watch?v=RMICTAl4LCg

>I know both of these points to be false.
>still 0 evidence
>you just have to take my word for it
As a lesbian i know your mom likes to take it up the ass. You just have to take my word for it ;)

>if you disagree with the current line on homosexuality,
>strawmanning this hard
I want you go to back and read the post to understand just how retarded you are. There is a huge difference between being against homosexuals and being UNABLE TO COMPREHEND how some women are not attracted to men

>>still 0 evidence
The evidence is you never fuck and your coming out stories all have to do with a bad experience with men. If you were actually attracted to each other you would fuck more than once a decade.
>As a lesbian i know your mom likes to take it up the ass. You just have to take my word for it ;)
Wouldn't blame her in the least.

>The evidence is you never fuck
>i have no idea what evidence is: the post
My gf and i have sex all the time. Nice try tho
>more than once a decade.
i have sex with my gf more often than you have ever been laid in your entire life. Our entire texting history is just dirty horny sexting when shes at work

You really did buy into the Sup Forums propaganda didnt you? how sad

>i have more sex than a gay man
Bitch even straight people fuck more than you frigid ogres.

2-3x a day every day except when one of us is sick? yeah no. We fuck like rabbits

You really should stop using sjw logic that just because some people in a group behave a certain way it means everyone in that group is the same. Its really really sad you buy into that garbage

>2-3x a day every day except when one of us is sick? yeah no. We fuck like rabbits
Kek, oh I get it now. You're a straight boy roleplaying your fantasies. That's cute.

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Interesting how your only defense is rushing to call me gay. Kek. Wow such a burn. Idk how I'll ever survive that blow. Just a tip, the more you call people gay for disagreeing, the less pronounced your argument becomes toothless. I don't understand your militant restiance to the idea that human sexuality does not operate in straight and gay.

>..how some women are not attracted to men.
This is why I brought up Wittgenstein. We must ask ourselves the essential question, "what do all games (things) have in common?" There is a family resemblance when it comes to sexuality. To say a person is divorced completely is to say "sexual biology does not apply!" We would have to abandon our whole understanding of sexuality because somehow there is people out there who are devoid of attraction, even to the slightest degree, to the opposite sex.

If this is true, congrats. But you're the exception.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

>no way you fuck more than me im a faggot
>oh you do fuck more than me? no way you're a girl then blah blah blah

Your damage control is beyond pathetic

>Wow such a burn
>not even denying it
gay fag detected

Enjoy your lesbian bed death and domestic violence.