Banter a american

>banter a american
>immediately claims how Portugal hasn't been relevant in 100 years and that it was under moorish occupation for centuries, usually accompanying his post with an image of Alberto Barbosa, an overly tanned Cristiano Ronaldo or Nelson Évora in his olympic clothing

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At least we can afford phones

europeans can't banter for shit tho

president

>bantugal

Wait until they discover Antonio Variações

>banter a portuguese
>writes an essay filled with all kinds of statistics and pictures proving how we are white
My fellow countrymen are way to easily baited

you have internet
you must be related to the president

I usually just call you guys poor

Portugal? You mean that tiny sliver next to Spain? You guys are still around?

there is already too much gay in Sup Forums, that would be like pissing in the ocean

nice digits, by the way

I usually just remind you guys you're poor

my country's military could beat yours up

At least we can afford phones moor.
You haven't been relevant in 100 years

Portugal is kind of neat. I like how they went from being a pretty relevant empire back to just being a chill country with a chill Mediterranean lifestyle. You guys have pretty good wine and cheese, even though you're poor. Reminds me of south Italy.

With your cuck talk i seriously doubt you are really a portuguese, i bet an immigrant or a leftard cuck.

sage goes in all fields
s8

>top 20 world richest countries in the world
>poor

this sums pretty the american education level

>commie sand stalled an amphibious assalt exercise a few years ago
observador.pt/2015/10/20/nato-atascada-pinheiro-da-cruz/
it has not there rained since and commies still won local elections, we have metric tonnes of humvee devouring sand laying around inconspicuously, just in case

>banter a Russian
>he banters back really well because posting on Sup Forums is his job

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Sampaio
> His maternal grandmother Sara Bensliman Bensaúde, who died in 1976, was a Sephardi Jew from Morocco of Portuguese origin

>barely any Jews left in Portugal
>still ruled by a commie Jew

>get bantered by Portugese
>"I don't know you had phones, are you related to President?"

still makes me laugh

yep he's a jew
and there is no defense or excuse for his two terms, he was one of the most interventive presidents we had (which is bad, because the president has almost no power, except veto and dissolving the national assembly - the one that actualy dictates).

fuck him, and fuck you for reminding me of his existance (and that of his ilk)

>A portuguese does own a phone?He must be related to the president or something.

Tell the President that he's a faggot at the next family gathering.

if you had met a portuguese women you'd become gay as well

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Is this a meme or are you not even looking at what you are posting? That is definitely not a measure of "cell phones per capita"--there are not hundreds of cell phones per person worldwide.

I have 170 cell phones, and pretty much everyone i know has at least 100

>he doesn't have hundreds of cell phones

>banter a portuguese
>spergs out about leftists and cucks

This is the typical sub-species of portuguese commonly found in the northern regions of portugal. His mind is feeble and banter is foreign to his senses. Please be patient with them.

> Per capita
> Thinks it means "per 1 person"
Amerimutt logic

That is what it means. Unless you know a person with hundreds of heads.

>per capita
>hundreds of cell phones per person
What did the Amerimutt mean by this?

>Global average number of heads per person:
>1
Really activates the old almonds, don't it?

And what world would that be?

First world, you may have heard of it

those are the allies of the united states, i.e countries sucking USA dick
you just said what he wanted

>he can't diferenciate blantant sarcasm from stupidity
c'mon, not even a retard would consider sand a military weapon

Man, you can't help yourself can you.

How many fucking kids does this president have

My First post on this thread.

Btw it was a journalist associated with the left-wing that wrote the title: United States could beat the communist sands bc the city hall was ruled by a communist president.

You are the one sperging out kek.
dn.pt/portugal/interior/areias-de-concelho-comunista-bloquearam-marines-dos-eua-4845055.html

Iberia was only relevant under the moors

>couldn't

I dont think they have been since the Cathaginian's

you actually allow communist politicians in power?

Portugal was more relevant than USA and UK

Those guys in the South - south of southern riverbank of Tagus river (2 million) except urban area of Algarve vote for them, specially low population city halls in Alentejo with nowadays aged people. They win city halls in those places including southern part of Lisbon Metropolitan Area, See red areas in the map - it's the city mayors that they won this 1st October.

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In mid 70s and 80s - jesus that enormous red wave in the south.

Its an understandable mistake. Unlike Brazil, decapitations aren't a daily thing

Hello cuck.
We take the bait and we love it we will always do it. our soul is much bigger

Makes sense obama-bongo