Each side gets 1 month of notice beforehand, and then they all mutually declare war on each other

Each side gets 1 month of notice beforehand, and then they all mutually declare war on each other
Who wins?

France alone would pretty much wipe all of blue tbqh.

No one
War destroys everything

russia lol, is this even a question?

The Swiss.

>France alone would pretty much wipe all of blue tbqh.
This

>russian military

Why are we in the Germanic caliphate?

its the European Großdeutsches Union

Putting France and the UK on the same team is a bit unfair

Yes, we have a teamate that won't do a thing beside sending money...

Assuming we don't consider being the last person alive in a desolate wasteland victory and so exclude nuclear weapons from the equation. Blue would win if it could ensure rapid victory in France and isolate Britain, in order to divert much of its forces to deal with the Russians. If not, blue would likely be crushed and red would then stand the greatest chance of winning.

Well blue doesnt have any nuclear weapons, Red has two countries with them and Purple does have them too. So blue is fucked. Russia doesnt have a decent navy or even if they do theirs two choke points they cant pass, this is important because their is no way they could land an invasion on the UK, which will be key. We cant invade them either though. So Russia would get blockaded, by blues, and then fuck them, they would win because nukes but it would be a struggle. Red would do some damage too but there is no way on their own they could compete against Russia.
basically, the Blues get fucked hard. And by the time they are dealt with, purple and red can only really throw nukes at each other, which is more effective for the red since they can just try and drain their soilders, russia on the other hand would need to invade the Uk which they couldnt do, resistance would be fierce and they would already be tired. So it would be a stalemate between the Reds and the Blues, with the Reds maybe fairing better.

why the fuck is denmark a part of that shithole?

This """war""" would last for 2 days tops. At least make it Europe vs Russia. They might struggle for a week at least then.

oh yeah nukes are disabled
pretty big part of any of these threads

Blue can easily make nukes. Blue has the most people.

>UK and France on the same side
lmao one of the two will end up blue or pink very quickly

Blue also has the most money

This.

Nikolai please, you couldn't even launch a successful offensive against just Germany.

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red pop: ~ 160 million
purple pop: ~150 million
blue pop: ~500 million

i dont think this would end very well for blue desu. altho germany could probably build up a nice military in 1 month (asusming trade is allowed with countries outside of europe in this cenario)

Assuming nukes aren't involved, Red. Russia isn't the Soviet Union. They can't afford or sustain an offensive war, at all. Take out Turkey and Germany and Blue is as good as dead, so it should be a fairly straightforward war.

If nukes are involved though nobody wins.

its hard to notice on the map but reds have Israel , therefore reds

There are 3 sides so the two who cooperate to beat the third

Allies arent involved here. Its just these countries. Israel cant do anything.

>Germany
>Italy
>Spain
>Poland
>Turkey
>Sweden
yeah haha

turkey would probably be the hardest target out of those unironically lol

Switzerland.

>Who wins?
America

No nukes? Blue easily. 2 front war on france, they will surrender quick. Cut off mainland supply lines for britain and leave them be for a while. Finnland and sweden deal with norway, the rest of europe goes to russia

Yes maybe but we can't take all of those at once

do the germans even have an army

why are switzerland such poofters

"no"

*Laughs in Swedish*

>Finnland and sweden deal with norway, the rest of europe goes to russia
to die a painful slow death

>Who wins?
The jews, as usual

This, Russia is overrated today.
And I imagine Blue will have difficulties managing and commanding all those different armies, unless all the blue govs agreed that their armies will obey to a single leadership but I don't believe it would ever happen.

>make France surrender
>cut off supply lines for Britain
>invade Russia

Russia

Assuming no nukes.
Poland and Turkey have fairly large tank armies and air forces. If Germany can produce spare parts quick enough, and get Cold War stuff out of storage, blue has an army much larger than red and better equipped than pink. France and GB have large navies, but if pink and red hammer it out, along with interdiction from the blue bases in Ireland, it might not be enough and the Italian/German U-boats might be able to strangle GB. On land we'll probably see a stalemate in Poland and along the Carpathians. Blue could probably do a Schlieffen and quickly capture Paris. In the end I'd say blue wins the war of attrition against pink, and against GB, if they manage to destroy red's navy and cut them off.

We won't be able to hold off the eastern border for more than two months while watching the Pyrenees
I mean look at this we'll just get zerg'd

what about russia though? they mean a very large part of blue army will have to be diverted away from france

Ireland gets fucking wiped right off the bat, as does Belgium. The French will advance towards the left bank of the Rhine, then immediately stop and strike for increased cigarette rations. Spain will start fighting itself in Catalonia and the Basque country, while the Anglos will pull a Wellington and invade through Portugal.
A couple of French soldiers get drunk and cross the Italian border near Menton. The Italians promptly surrender and switch sides.
The Russians will advance quickly through the Dnieper, but will be stopped there by an army of Poles, Czechs, Balkanites and other Slavs, leading to a stalemate at the Eastern Front as a no-man's land is formed from shards of broken vodka bottles, giving rise to what will later be named "squat warfare".
The brave man of the Icelandic Expeditionary Force will make a naval landing in Copenhagen, and immediately captures the Danish government, only to be killed by a strange new form of sonic warfare only known as "Dansk". All offensives on the Northern front are halted for fear that the Danes might deploy this superweapon on allied armies.
Israel nukes Lebanon. Not because they were at war, but just because they felt like roasting some goyim.
German soldiers launch a brave counterattack against French and British forces in the Ruhr, only to find that their broomsticks have been stolen by their Romanian allies. The Germans apologise for not having given them to the Romanians before they were forced to steal them due to their socioeconomic conditions.

>only to be killed by a strange new form of sonic warfare only known as "Dansk". All offensives on the Northern front are halted for fear that the Danes might deploy this superweapon on allied armies.

KEK'd and check'd

checked

Poland, Turkey and Finland will check them with german support while Italy, Spain and Germany rape France. Sweden takes care of supplies.

Poland win as always. Oh wait...

>Poland Turkey and Finland vs Russia
I don't like those odds desu
maybe if russia sperged out and tried to attack on all 3 fronts at once

Britain alone could take all of the EU

pink wins

umm yeah.

>A couple of French soldiers get drunk and cross the Italian border near Menton.
hey I got this one kek

no
red wins

no

yes

>frances eats up tons of Europeans clay since they don’t need any help
>U.K. now has to deal with a European super power
>U.K. declares war on France
>Russia tries to get through beluruse but it’s army get bogged down and gets stranded
>U.K. and Russia ally
>frances goes back to bein France
>Russia takes Poland and some German clay
>U.K. tries to stop them but unable to
>then a cycle of France Russia and U.K. fighting

Only way Blue wouldnt win is if pink and red cooperated. Blue has the largest economy by far, largest industrial production capacity, largest military, largest population.

Except france is surrounded by italy, germany and spain. All of which have strong militaries.

Kek

One month? Are you high? It takes years to build/buy and train a proper army.

l m a o

>france can take over Germany or Italy
>the uk would be able to to anything besides camp on their isle

Louis XIV's ghost would just lead us to victory, senpai

The ghost of Bismarck will overpower your ghost of Louis XIV, you got no chance kiddo

Now that's a fist fight I want to see

Israel is red, therefore red.

Germany is blue my friend. You don't want to unleash the German beast, especially if you're from Israel.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Germany is a beast alright, but jews are beast tamers

The ghost of Philippe Auguste will come back and [decisive french victory] your PATHETIC Chancellor

Germans are tamed only when they let them. Germans feel guilty for what they did to Jews and that's the only reason thints are the way they are. When the German machine starts running, the Jews will start shivering. There is no stopping them. Certainly not the Jews.

Note that I believe the holocaust was an atrocious, inhumane act. But it is stupid to ignore the German superiority. It's in their culture, their discipline, the way they live their lives.

War against the UK is just Battle for Britain round two. Sweden beats Norway with the help of Denmark. Finland holds out against Russia while the western and central blues deal with Portugal and France. Turkey and east blues fight agains Russia.

After Portugal and France are dealt with Benelux, Spain, Italy and all of Germany can join forces agains Russia. Russia is beaten as the whole of Europe is agains them. Europe is all blue except of British isles which remain red. The end

>implying our pathetic neighbors could defeat us

Red Team = Nukes
Purple Team = Nukes
Blue Team = No Nukes

You’re completely ignoring that espionage exists, any movement against jews in Germany can be put down before they catch momentum or better yet, controlled

All the nukes are on the red side.

ur mom did