/midwest/

You guys are a bunch of qt goobers edition

Lol that's coby the handsome cat

It's a very qt kitty

Reminder that we /prettyboys/

Reminder

Oh, fer cute!

Oh you betcha!

hooray, the cozy general!

Oooh ya sure is
Too bad nobody posts here though

>All the snow is melting
>Again

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Flag for /midwest/

flag for midwest

Guessing you got nothing better to do?

just shitpostin

Alright then

Horsey

>it's just one shitposter

>Leave to go to the bathroom
>Page 9

>page 4 in 8 minutes

we must secure a bright future for our midwestern children

>Nobody wants to post
>Nobody wants to have conversations
>Nobody wants to talk about Midwestern culture or history

It's finally snowing

How much bud?

Come home dixie man

Not much
If /midwest/ dies I'm not even going back there because I'm so hated
I'll just stop posting in generals

>tfw someone assumes it is boring in the Midwest

C O R N
O
R
N

It's just not exciting to outsiders
It takes a certain person to enjoy the midwest

>Le corn

Because outsiders are entertained by novelty and fads, constant change as opposed to inert coziness

The only ones who are remotely like us in that respect are Southerners and they hate us for being Yankees

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>and they hate us for being Yankees
you're too poor to be carpetbaggers

New Englanders, New Yorkers, and Penisylvanians are the Eternal Yank

They still hate us though

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>hey guys, I hate /cum/ and I'm only coming here because your general is quiet, pls love me
>t. el OhiANO
Again, what the fuck did you think was going to happen

I don't think I signed it as el ohiANO
I certainly didn't expect what happened. I really still don't get why everybody hated me so much when I never really posted anything bad. The only reasoning anybody ever gave me was that I was a Yank.

>I really still don't get why everybody hated me so much
Because you came there to escape from /cum/ and not because you just wanted to learn and shitpost about the South

Chugga chugga woo woo

I was willing to if that's what it would have taken
It's too late now anyways. /dixie/ hates el ohiANO. My fate is tied to /midwest/

/cum/ home

reminder to report and filter lainposter

it won't work

I am not going to bother hat posting or brainlet posting that horrendous post but I'm sure we all know what I'm talking about

>I am not going to bother hat posting or brainlet posting that horrendous post but I'm sure we all know what I'm talking about

Stop shitting up the thread

yea haha please stop interrupting our ........discussions.....

>Says the person who never actually tries to speak to any of the posters outside of spamming JUST images
Fucking seriously either ATTEMPT to do something or fuck off

there's nothing to discuss bro
we fucking suck

The kind of people who run out of things to do, and call places boring, are inherently boring.

People are boring, not places.

>People are boring, not places.
t. C O R N

Why are you acting like Arkansas is some metropolitan haven.

I like shitposting

plus you can't really hunt in cornfields as well as you can in forest

We still have forests though

Hey bud
You get snow yet?

Are you stupid or something
We have forests, and hunting in the plains is fantastic

those are some tall corn stalks

Har har

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>Germans

What are you buds drinking tonight
I got my eyes on some Eggnog

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Ginger beer float.

You've reminded me that Ginger beer exists
I should get some, any you recommend?

water

Store bought eggnogg?

barf

I had some tatter tot hot dish at cowboy jacks -- pretty good!

my go to

The only eggnog recipe I have has alcohol in it and it tastes like trash without it

And I think I've heard about Cowboy Jacks before, are they a chain or are they just in the Twin Cities?

I just had a Sprecher. The non-alcoholic stuff.

Birch beer is good stuff too; used to drink it a lot when I lived in NH.

Birch beer?
Never heard of it, what's it like?

>page 9
not on my watch

why
does
this
keep
happening

we are small
but like a corn seed, we'll grow into a powerful stalk with time

>Try to be creative and write something original
>Realize it's been done before and every time I do this the topic has been done into the dirt
>Want to kill myself
>Realize that's been done before too

keep trying, you can do it!

How can I?
I can't even make a thread on Sup Forums interesting, let alone make a work of writing capable of garnering enough interest to even have someone even read

Every thought in my head has been thought by countless before and will be by countless after, but it feels as though I will never be able to make these imaginations amount to anything

people rip off each other all the time, you don't have to 100% original

As long as you do a good job of doing so, any topic, even if done before, will work

It doesn't feel as though there is a point then
If I am to create something, it should be unique
Otherwise I am not creating anything, just restating something someone else wrote, accomplishing nothing but earning myself ire for doing so worse than my countless predecessors on the topic

have you tried painting?

Yes, I can attest that I am just as terrible at that too
My mind teems with visions of beauty unbound and my body has no capability with which to do it justice

I might as well resign my hopes and dreams of creating and dedicate myself to being of service to my betters

/iowa/

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Evening friends.

I'm drinking expired Illinois beer and eating cheez-its.

so yeah got another casey's pizza. it's $1 off gas up to 20 gallons and 7 ounces which I'd still say is roughly 2 cups of puppy chow for free when you order a large pizza for all of december
it's mentioned on the main casey's facebook page so get on it buds

I've never actually been to a Casey's store. Are their pizzas actually worth it?

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well it's not the best pizza in the world, but when you're in a small town and your only options are pizza hut, pizza ranch, or casey's I'd pick casey's 9 times out of 10

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Fair point.

Taking the gf out to dinner tomorrow night

Sounds fancy.

>/midwest/

so /cum/ is dead now?

might as well make /can/

Not really gonna be all that fancy
It's just a romantic date kind of thing

Still sounds fun. What kind of restaurant are you going to?

It's a casual kind of place called BJ's (that's the actual name this isn't a joke or something). I dunno if they have it around where you are.

/cum/ is irredeemable garbage.

I think it has to do with unions, I think in Illinois it is very pro-worker and not so good for the employer, while Virginia (?) is very pro-employer... but the problem is it's hard to find quality workers there.

WHY IS AIR FORCE SO HARD TO GET INTO REEEEEEEE

/cum/ isn't dead but we are

Nope, I've never heard of that place before. Looks like they sell comfy food from their website. Hope you have fun.