Brit/pol/ - Whitby Edition

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>Syrian refugees on remote Scottish island
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

>Nicola Sturgeon takes political fantasy to new heights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/23/nicola-sturgeon-takes-political-fantasy-to-new-heights/

>Theresa May in Northern Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

>French press fury after Hollande caves in to May
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/hollande-caves-may-french-press-reacted/

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>The BBC continues it's long history of honest and unbiased reporting
twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/757442737037770752

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/757102751583236096

>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

C L I P S

>Brexit Britain: The inside story of how the Leave campaign won
youtube.com/watch?v=kqSGgXb9Ngg

>Owen Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=iSlshoNNEe0

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE

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Diane Abbott once again is Corbyn's attack dog.
How is this women a politician?

youtube.com/watch?v=EUeiZKgTWnE

A FUCKING RAMP

More on the London Garden Bridge project.

strawpoll.me/10833656
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DARE TO DREAM

>Americans
>white

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JUST

we had a whitby edition already

>London as usual

brit/pong/ what are your thoughts about using urinals? ie getting your willy out in front of other blokes.

Do you get nervous about it?

>both parents were refugees (Vietnam)
>literally had nothing when they came to this country
>got some help from the government
>worked super hard for their education and to become fluent in English
>all of the family ended up in comfy white collar jobs (engineers, scientists, programmers etc)
>contribute to society
>consider myself British and uphold British values whilst still mindful of where my family is from

>refugees/migrants today
>keen to import their own barbaric cultures and ways in to this great country
>terrorise the native population
>don't make any effort to integrate
>anyone who points this out is a 'racist'

Where did it go so wrong?

On the bright side my parents are pretty redpilled and voted Leave.

>Posting wrong poll to greentext

lel

isn't the antonym of pro anti?

>a moslem is London mayor

Has London become Jerusalem?

>another Whitby edition
ROMANIANS OUT

you need your own version of 9/11

No because I'm not autistic.

And I trust other people in the urinals not to be autistic enough to stare at my dick.

I personally support it.

We need to build some more decent stuff.

Just wish it looked more classical/rationalist tbqh

Is Marion wall eyed?

desu I think that girl is under enormous psychological pressures of a Freudian nature.

Is the remain campaign the worst political campaign in history? (ignoring meme parties at GEs).
They had literally everything going for them, but managed to lose a 20 point lead from about last year and turn it into a 4 point loss.

You have to go back Pedro.

Depends how drunk I am. I don't mind getting my knob out but I hate standing there and not being able to piss.

You can never have enough of Whitby.

No because I don't live in Brighton

We can't keep thwarting them forever.

I love her eyes, nothing you can say will put me off her tbqh

Do you pull your foreskin back to wee?

Go to bed John

Good man.

STAHP

No?

I'm pretty sure even if you have phimosis you don't need to do that.

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>that episode of Only Fools and Horses where the German bird has a nigger baby

Lewd

very droll lad

Can we have a Ulster edition someday lads?

No, and I drop my kecks to the floor every time to reveal my pearly buttox.

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Gross, so you just have urine collecting under your foreskin all day

What if you get lucky with a bird and she wants to gob on your willy?

Hello I am a post referendum Reddit refugee . . .

Just here to unironically defend world Jewry and praise Theresa May's Tories

I had phimosis for ages and was fine. Can retract it now but still don't bother pulling back.

remember goy, the Free & Democratic West must stand up against evil putler

Some nights I wake up sweating, startled, making questions.
I think about one guy, the guy who is currently having sex with Natalya, I wonder if he could ever enjoy it like I would, I wonder if he would make her enjoy it like I probably would do.
I go upstairs to the balcony and light a cigarrete until my sleep returns, stare at the starry night and whisper ''Natalya''

>What if you get lucky with a bird

nice joke m8

You shake at the end lad

We know that's you YKTD.

That ellipsis posting just makes it more obvious, you absolute pleb

>Irish people emigrating to Northern Ireland
Nobody is that stupid, user.

>not realizing some people are on phones and some people use switfkey

He looks feverish and slightly deranged

Fuck off I'm not DKNY

t.YKTD

Prefer this flag

>that image

Fucking kek.

>>Irish people emigrating to Northern Ireland

It's not as unusual as you might think, compared to the ROI, NI is a fucking tax haven.

She is pretty damn sweet, that I grant you. She is like unto the princess of a great house, but I feel the pressure to conform to her grandfather and aunts wishes. combined with the constants of being the princess of a great house, have placed this young lady under great psychological strain.

I would like to distribute her leaflets though.

>a
Not until you learn to use the right indefinite article.

Nice try, YKTD.

>Ireland will be united in your lifetime

>tfw Norn Iron is being Catholicised

What paper do you read, lads? Or do you get your news elsewhere?
Was considering buying a broadsheet newspaper earlier but it's just too big, don't know how anyone can read something like that.

15 killed in Japan by a young guy trying to kill old people burdening society. Maybe the Japanese are crazy enough to start killing their elderly.

The only article I need is 50

Nice try, Owen

Nice OC

Don't bother these days, they've all gone to shit

obviously meant for this chap

>It's not as unusual as you might think, compared to the ROI, NI is a fucking tax haven.
There's a difference between hopping over the border to do your shopping and moving to the North permanently. Also, from a corporate perspective, the republic is much more a tax haven than the North.

Seriously, as somebody who lived and worked in Ireland for many years, I never met a single person who would have considered it desirable to live in the 6 counties.

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Do you guys really refrain from pulling your foreskin back when you wee?

Just fold it up

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>spends time on /pol
>lucky with a bird
pick one m8

Using it right now... It does not space them as you did.

>not repealing the European Communities Act

The Spectator, Telegraph, New Statesman

>its another gay aussie baits brits into talking about there cocks episode

Good to know user

You have a problem with willytalk? bit shy are we?

Seeing as people with Irish citizenship can vote in all elections why don't all the Irish nationalists from the republic just go live in NI for a while and call a referendum on unification

Japan is just weird, you get these people who just snap. Most kill themselves, but some do shit like this, or that guy who drove a van into a crowd in Akihabara.

>What a time to be alive

Mine is set to. . . . .

Why would you do that?

That's been debunked as a way of leaving though

We know he's not an ass man anyway.

Don't bother lad. Get your headlines from the Mail, Times and BBC websites and buy the Spectator for interest reading

To stop your willy knob being basted in urine?

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Used to read the Guardian until about 5 years ago. It used to be a paper for readers, with interesting articles about all sorts.

But Toynbee et all became too much. I genuinely think recent events have highlighted the shortcomings of newspapers- I still maybe get a paper in the morning to read on the train, but the news is inevitably 4 or 5 turns of events behind what we already know from Sup Forums

is it the poo in loo living with his paki parents or a different one?

>this will never happen ever

>How is this women a politician?

Because London.
Every Englishman should HATE that fucking shithole.
Paki Mayor for fuck's sake. London must be nuked.

It needs to be destroyed. I don't even view that fucking hole as a part of UK.
Fucking cunts.

Why.

>it ain't me starts playing

Beta Uprising?

get all my news from Sup Forums and twitter desu lad

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Would it really be worth disrupting the good relations we have with Ireland these days? I always found them to be sound lads when I was living over there.

I always give it a rinse under the tap anyway (piss in the sink normally as it's a good height)

Wherever I am, I must also pisspost.

>Telegraph
gone downhill hugely over the past few years

just full of feminists and buzzfeed tier shit headlines now