When the porn parody looks better, and makes more money than the hollywood "blockbuster"

>when the porn parody looks better, and makes more money than the hollywood "blockbuster"

>no BLACKED ranger

0/10

Name your Porno Rangers
>Lexi Belle - Pink
>Luna Kitsuen - Green
>Janice Griffith - Yellow
>Natalie Lust - Red
And I'm the blue ranger.

The chick in the middle is literally blacked.

I think the movie's alien design looks better than hockeypads or whatever the fuck these porn people are wearing

>And I'm the blue ranger
Why would you want to be the gay ranger?

>when the porn parody looks better
>they're wearing onesies with hockey pads

You're an idiot

The helmets look much better than these hideous things.

>porn
>makes money
throbbing kek

Why are they making an A-Squad parody?

>and makes more money than the hollywood "blockbuster"

woah hold on

Well the Lionsgate film is on track to lose 100 million dollars, so even if it doesn"t make a dime it will have performed better.

>in space helmets
what the hell, and they even butchered them.

who is the paige lookalike?

Name 127,328 porns where this happened

Exactly, you can't

Looks like kino

The director didn't know much about the rest of the Power Rangers.

A lot of fans thought SPD was paying homage to continuity, but it was all a mistake.

Names on black and pink?

Romi Rain is Rita Repulsa
Danny D is Goldar
Xander Corvus is the Red Ranger
Abigail Mac is the Yellow Ranger
Kimmy Granger is the Pink Ranger
Lucas Frost is the Blue Ranger
Katrina Jade is the Black Ranger
Jessa Rhodes is Alpha 5

>a fully sentient multifunctional automaton

>All the women are white
Pass

Are you sure the black and yellow rangers are white?

I can see the top of the cardboard set!

Who is the girl on the right with the thicc thighs