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sophie

Not even a funny one, let alone an emotional one.
Name one that's emotional in the line of the futurama episode with the dog and the brother.

here we are...

just had some cheetos and they are dire

why do yanks like this

marion

anime

>éire/pol/

sister just kissed me on the cheek

fake news

tout les garcons...

August ames lad in? Any progress?

The absolute state of soyboys, lads.

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how old

very chaste

'avin a shite, roight guv'na?

...

is it common for english diaspora to knock ireland at every turn? does that make you feel better?
we don't think about you at all

...

Who was in the wrong here

f-fifteen

well what are you waiting for ? bend over and kiss her back on the cheeks, fool

blood in the poo lads. what does it mean?

FUCKING HELL
what a wanker

why won't the gf leave me alone

keeps messaging me with rubbish

I absolutely love this image
every single part of it is artistically perfect
it's art
I want to print it out and frame it in my room

if its light red then dont worry about it but if its dark red then maybe see a doctor

The chink.

you will lose your next battle unless you sacrifice a goat to Macron

would absolutely love to play something like an rpg, maybe an elder scrolls mod, where the races you could choose from were deano, tarquin, rasheed, runt, bender, nonce, yank or something. id pay good money for it
calle road

is this not common
do brits shake hands with their family or something

is it actually in the poo or separate? if it's separate you might just have piles or a small cut on your ringpiece or something, if it's actually in the poo go to the doctors

>going to the cheese floor in nightclubs

I S H Y G D D T

Why do they do this?

tell her you're having a wank
just to see what happens

t-the what?

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Fucking hell, at least 60 per cent of 14-15 year olds in my posh surrey town do weed.

yeah with male family, hug my female family
dont think ive kissed a family member since i was about 10

idiot

wish i was a walking stereotype like them
find myself to be much too confusing a person. retarded, but clever, autistic but sociable, unstable but reliable. dress forgettably.

would be much easier if i was immediately iconic like basically any of those kids

>going to clubs with a cheese room
nope
only dnb/techno sweatboxes for me please thank you

mmm

cultural marxism mate it's everywhere these days you've just got to ignore it

just gone to my mums and had a look at her bills

(((Sky))) were charging her £90 a month for Sky+HD with box sets and 8mb broadband

rang them up and gave some callrunt a piece of my mind. Managed to get her upgraded to Sky Fibre, got rid of the box sets and got the bill down to £60

Tried a tandoori pizza. Would not recommend.

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Indians were Christian before your ancestors ever crawled out of saxony, maggot

was going to hat you but i do kind of agree

unbelievable

my aunt is always kissing me and calling me handsome

Should drop the TV side entirely. Just get a freesat box.

any prester john man in

hello pajeet

how

how do you have the confidence and ability to do this

you gotta put those call center maggots in their place they are cockroaches

I do actually like cheese sometimes, but only very occasionally and if I'm already about 12 cans deep

this lads forehead

COME ON EILEEN

STACEYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

I SAID IVE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000

Y M C A

etc etc.

What are we drinking then lads?

Ocean?
forgot Steps and Baywatch lad

love it

how lad jussa fuggin forred innit eh? ah'v bin on tha fuggin lash an' awl so dohn fuggin try me ALRI?

sorry im not some continental incestuous worm

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choon lads

da ting go

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

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what the flippin FRIGG

we pay $200/mo for TV+fiber

marriage or blood?

Oh, those...
Eh, it depends what kind of place it is. With friends, those can be good, but by yourself you want the most subconsciuous-affecting beat to get you and your prey/quarry into the pseudo-warfare tribal brain mode.

I don't sympathise with ricebag converts

Christianity is literally jewish fanfiction after fanfiction, so far from Jesus's (ra) message

Whether it is St Paul's, Thomas Aquinas's Martin Luther's, John Calvin's or Ian Paisley's

just a bottle of the dog tonight, having a bottle of whisky and a bit of the old Peruvian marching powder on saturday

monster
can no.5 today feeling crazy

nah she likes her Sky, easier to keep her happy

you've just got to realise that the call centre worker on the other end doesn't really care, keep pesting and telling them how unhappy you are or saying you can get a better deal with Virgin or someone else, ask to speak to a manager - then turn on the guilt trip "how dare you take advantage of an old woman like that" (she's only 52) then you tell them what you want and if they don't give it to you, you'll quit their service - you have to say something ridiculous like "I want everything she's got but I want it all for £45" - they'll obviously reject it and make a counter offer, then you keep haggling until you reach something you're happy with

Runt.

chinese people drink horrible shit, was there this year and had some 40% drink that legitimately tasted like cheese

pathetic

same with virgin media and my mum, its really grim. unless you keep nagging them every couple of years you'll be paying 3-4x what new customers pay.
were you able to negotiate on your mums behalf or was the account in your name?

why are there still so many jew names if 6 million of them died

There was red on the paper but it was a heavy wiper and i have a hairy arse i'm hoping it's just a cut on the arse ring desu

>ricebag converts
Says the anglo-saxon/viking/norman mudblood heemed into it, whose ancestors converted to protestantism to avoid death. Wheatbag convert you are runt, those pajeets are from the first century.

white womANO

I can't stop drinking Monster. The fucking state of me.

I can't stop drinking sailors' cum. The fucking state of me.

>implying I'm Chr*stian

going rorke bashing in a few mins, you want in?

turn to the pop lad

I can't stop drinking poison. The fucking state of me.

>Christianity

cringe

dads new auto

>unironically being a neo paigan turbo sperg

>fresh blood on tissue and/or spots in water occasionally
u got 'rhoids bruh

>red stools and blood all the time
u gonna die bruh

Can't finish this brandy even though I wouldn't mind being drunk. The state of me.

Your ancestors must have been ricebag converts to make a runt like you.
>muh p-paganism
he says, in a pagan anti-christian culture
Absolute runt

yeah you can't let yourself slip into the cracks, you have to constantly pest for the best deal.

She rang up and then I took over

its all i drink
what's wrong with getting a good buzz going? not sure how people can function without the Monster Energy in their veins.

um brits can't afford teslas sweaty x

literally took me the last 8 hours to motivate myself to stand up from the sofa, walk 3 feet, and grab my phone charger

just been lying here all day on Sup Forums doing nothing

h a t e myself d e s u

any kissy boys in x

>neopagan fedora and leftypol German mirror-rorke on the same page

I need to just wean myself off it.
Because I know the health risks but despite that I continue to drink it. It's not even the buzz but the flavour.

>'''premium''' interior
>literally just an IKEA shelf with an IPad strapped to it
absolute fucking state of teslafags

mums new motor