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>be Norway
>99% of us gives a flying fuck about our viking past
>americans and Sup Forums have a need to mention it one way or the other

hmmm

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I don't understand. Do you guys care about your Viking heritage or not?
When the United States of Europe comes, brush up on your English.

Majority gives a flying fuck about history-

Majority gives a flying fuck about war.

>I have collected this data a-and come to conclusion that almost 99%...

Not true.

That guy has a penis coming out of his ear.

>our viking past
Do you really think the modern wh*Tes who inhabit Norway were masculine enough to be vikings? Think again before you post

Most people IRL don't give a fuck about or even know about that type of shit here in the US either, but a lot of Americans of European descent are infatuated with their bloodlines, which I honestly don't see why it's seen as a ridiculous thing, caring about your roots. It's interesting to us.

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>Roots

Ahhh, now I can be sure I descend from a family of aristocrats! I share a surname with those!

No, my Dad's side of the family family literally has immigration documents from Europe to America in the 1800s and shit

Caring about your forefathers, whether you're a mutt or not, doesn't mean you think you descent from fucking royalty or some shit

I speak English perfectly well, most people in Norway can hold a conversation in English, and we will never join the EU.

It's not ridiculous, but people get so autistic about it.

I thought people associate vikangz with sweden, not norgay.

>brush up on your English

No I don't want to. Our bad english skills gives us caracter. I wish we were even as bad as finns, now that would be something.

They are an obnoxious vocal minority

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they do, norway had basically no vikings.

If you give a "(flying) fuck" about something it means you care about it.
If you don't give a "flying fuck" it means you don't care.
So I still don't know if you're trying to say you guys care about your heritage or not.
Just pretend to be worse than you actually are, I do that all the time with Spanish and even English sometimes.

thats weird, considering the vast majority of vikings came from denmark and norway

I care about my colonizers history, because my family, in a distant past, came from there. And I mean very distant. Yes, I am a mutt, and yes I get what you are trying to say, all I`m saying rn is it doesn`t matter, really.

I`ve come to terms with this sort of channer talk, seems this won`t come to a halt. But honestly, feeling a historical conection to you colonizer is ok, feeling like you belong to a foreign land for anything if you are not 1st or 2nd generation, is just comical.

WE

My Swedish flatmate was really butthurt that Legoland in Windsor only mentioned Danes and Norwegians as vikings.

We don't care, as in we take it for granted. I'm with you actually, because once you take your culture and heritage for granted, it's open season for revisionists to erase it.

swedes pillaged and got pillaged by baltoids, norwegians and danes went westwards toward the anglos and normandy. not hard to deduct that norway and denmark must have had the larger concentrations of raiders, considering that swedes already had tons of land they could farm instead of stealing it from others

Maybe because swedes was steppe-nigger vikangz, not boat-nigger vikangz like us

Because people now associate Sweden with major cuckery. For better or worse, Norway has nothing to replace vikings with at this time.

I've had a lot of fun speaking English with a heavy Finnish accent recently, even though I'm close to nailing my American accent. Taking inspiration from this fella:

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ur welcome