American forests

>american forests
lmao even your trees can't stand a little heat hahahaha what a fucking stupid country

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so this fiery mordor-like land is the home of the 0% face?

Here be monsters...

Beautiful.

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That is impressive footage, how long has California been burning anyway? You think at this point they'd have no vegetation left

California is always burning.

funny, thats exactly how I pictured the USA

when there were fires in san diego in 2003 my family got evacuated so we went to disneyland

I wish you'd died.

this desu

Rude. Apologize

I wish he was evacuated back to Mexico

forest fires actually help trees thrive

Only in Australia. Heat cracks he seed pods.

Anyone got pics of it raining ash in LA?

Damn

Might need to evacuate if it gets any worse.
Pretty exciting.

this is trumps fault

Wildfires are happening Why are not the police closing the road?

>Why aren't police trapping people in to burn to death

Gee Takahashi, I wonder

*night on bald mountain starts playing*

How do we save California?

>Having forest fires in December

>come children work for mr shekelstein
>no dont mind the burning hell you need to drive through, you must get to work

>ambient temperature matters

just californian things

good i want spicfornia to burn to the ground

*flies over you*

That looks cool as fuck

*burns down*

*moves to your state and raises property values*
heh, nothing personnel kid

*moves to your state and makes it 100% worse*
californians everyone

Why don't the most well funded military on the planet just buy a ton of water bombers?
CL415 base cost is like 1/4 to that of F-35.

yeah, i really wanna be slowly driving one of those cars, that probably feels unreal

What is the most common cause?

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>god isn't re
>god doesn't smi

Might have to evacuate. Any cute femanons have a place for me to stay?

One does not simply immigrate to California. The LAX is guarded by more than just mutts. There are homeless there that do not sleep, and the Great Goy is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and bullets, the very air you breathe is a poisonous shart. Not with Irish heritage could you do this.

Because then they wouldn't have enough money for regular bombers.

>Los Angeles is a desert
>white people bring in water to grow plants
>too many illegal mexicans drink all the water
>plants dry up and catch fire
>liberals blame global warming

>>too many illegal mexicans drink all the water
>American education

what the fuck is wrong with you

stop trying so hard

Beautiful. Not even memeing.

*pays your welfare so you can afford your oxy*

That just means for every 4 water bombers, they can't afford a regular bomber to blow more brown kids up

Controlled burns help to revitalize a forest's ecosystem.
This however is the all consuming fires of hell shat out from Satan's own asshole.

>wind isn't blowing the smoke my way
Feels good man

It wouldn't surprise me if right-wing/Russian elements were behind these fires to hurt the most influential and important liberal Democratic state.

Proof that racist right-wing pro-Russian elements have the motives to do it:

>How do we save California?
We don't.
t. Appalachian

>*distant sounds of incest*

>*distant sounds of chopsticks*

haha that's 15 minutes from my house

Please be bait

BASED

Show me the evidence

these socal fires could really be arson though. high winds pick up, and in one night fires spark up at four separate but geographically close locations? really suspect

Even if it is arson.

It'd have to be either an agent from a foreign country (which is unlikely considering that'd be an act of war), a teenager being dumb, or an absolute idiot

GIVE THE JEW JERUSALEM
NOW FEEL THE HOT FLAME

or an american terrorist
or somebody from IS

but most probably it is some dumb fatshit with a cigarette or some prepper guys that made a fire which got out of hand

>a teenager being dumb, or an absolute idiot
yeah this, not the other weirdo shit denmark user's talking about

Is Russia now the jews of US?

Apparently san diego is fine and thats all that matters to me. The rest can burn

>establish a den of sodomy and vice in G*d's green nature
>he sends His angels to drive off the sinful with their burning swords
>"t-these fires are because of GLOBAL WARMING and not me letting Jamal fuck me in the ass in the sight of the Lord!"

Californicators are only getting what they deserve. Sodom and Gomorrah are being purged and all that will remain is the salt from the tears of the degenerate.

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