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Western civilisation edition

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Good edition

just woke up lads

*packs the midfield*

>amazon removes google products from its shop
>google blocks watching youtube from amazon device

ah, yes, so called business strategy

have decided to make a 90minute round trip just to get a chinky and eat it in the park

absolute state of me, oh dear oh dear

Any video recommendations?
Love watching YouTube Videos!

oh yeah, alexandra "titcow" dadario

consumerism was a mistake

Still never had a Joe Rogan Experience

>walk into the flat kitchen
>two wenches cleaning
>grab my pizza from the fridge
>fuck off back to my room
>"thanks for the helpppp" i hear as i head to my door
Is there any need for such a snide comment?

Do you reckon he's had a good morning?

>"Highly professional" hackers made off with around 4,700 Bitcoin from a leading mining service, a Bitcoin exchange has said.

>The value of Bitcoin is currently extremely volatile, but at the time of writing, the amount stolen was worth approximately $80m.

The war has begun

Yes! I was completely blown away but how beautiful she looked at first. Now she's just an amusing frippery!!

Hello everyone. Gary Barlow, world famous popstar here. Just came here to remind you all Wogs and Pakis are beneath dogs in terms of sentience. Any man who claims a wog deserves equal rights should be abruptly hanged, drawn and quartered. Thank you for listening to my, Gary Barlow's, message and I hope you tune in next time for more of my, Gary Barlow's, facts and thoughts.

fuck off gazza you bender

youtu.be/mJvUTFVqwJQ?t=2079

>#2 Trending: Youtube Rewind
>#1 Trending: Prediepie "Why I'm not in Youtube Rewind"
fucking lol

Google is Evil Corporation™

This, but unsarcastically

thog don't care

this but unironically

if i could shoot every member of higher management at Google, Amazon and Sony I would do it in a heartbeat

Hello mate. Gary Barlow, world class singer/songwriter here. Can't help but notice you're hiding behind a screen acting tough. Why don't you send me your name and address, and we'll see how tough you are with my hands firmly wrapped around your throat? Thank you for listening, eagerly awaiting your reply.

Gary Barlow, Esq.

>lives with mulitiple women
>still questions use of cowardly snide comment

You've got a lot to learn, kid

wasn't being sarcastic I genuinely think Google is the epitome of an evil big corporation, the kind of villainous company you'd find in Cyberpunk

>YouTube celebrities are cancer for the most part.
>"Hey, we represent YouTube. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON, comment, and don't forget to subscribe."

We need a beta uprising

first thing i ever saw her in was Percy Jackson and they didn't let her tits be seen so i wasn't blinded

mad that gary barlow posts here

WEW lads

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_O3Trl9ZDdU

If a beta rises up, are they still a beta?

How to summon a SUCCubus?

None of those people are white

betas are betas for life

We haven't yet seen the whole document so 'pinch of salt' required, but after spending a year of faffing, the UK government seem to have basically caved in to every single EU demand in the last couple of weeks.

EU citizens maintain full rights (after putting these people through a year and a half of stress for no good reason).

£50 billion divorce bill. They didn't go whistle. Your government has agreed that it's taxpayers can fork out £50 billion for a slightly worse trade deal, and loosing their right to vote in the European Parliament.

The Irish get everything they demanded on the border. No customs border between the The Republic and the North and no customs border between the North and Great Britain.

So, basically, the UK is staying in the Customs Union and Single Market in all but name. TM has essentially 'begged' the EU for a 'form of words' so that she can have at least a shred of 'plausible deniability' that we are not remaining in the SM and CU.

So, seems to me, you are not really leaving the EU, just loosing our rights. Cool.

thats kind of cute
assuming he doesnt go on to horrifically nonce the kid ofc

Can your computer actually get fucked from opening an email?

surely if you don't click any links nothing will happen?

based nonce hunters

>every single one is a Lefty

What did they mean by this?

snow outside

which youtuber had the biggest fall from grace?

pewdiepie, tobuscus, thefinebros, laci green or kraut&tea?

there's probably lots of others but those immediately spring to mind

hello

it depends on the email client
if there is a vulnerability in the email client then its possible

>pewd
hasnt fallen, much as id like him to
>tob
pretty bad
>thefinebros
theyve totally recovered now
>laci green
who
>kraut&tea
fuck off you autistic worm

Adam Johnson did nothing wrong in Germany

do any other celebrities post on /brit/ or is it just barlow?

Happened years but now only if you downloaded a dodgy exe or pdf attached to the email

Weren't there some parents who abused their kids for pranks then lost their kids? That seems like a hard fall. Probably some other 'tubers who got into trouble for paedophilia, that's common with World Wide Web Celebrities.

>Opt out by texting STOP to 01234!
>"Text failed, invalid recipient"
wtf
this should be illegal

ReviewBrah is one of the yank posters here

feel kind of bad
clearly not a bad lad and it's not really noncery elsewhere

'

I'm pretty sure it is

im very late on the reply here but tell her to fuck off. She thinks she has a right to you after she broke up with you she's wasting your time mate.
Think this is the second image of mine you've saved, the first being "cig_kot". I reckon we'd be mates in real life :)

sam hyde

Well Theresa May has well and truly sold us down the river when it comes to Brexit but nobody was really surprised as she was a remainer plant and purposefully sabotaged negotiations on the orders of her masters

now we are stuck in the EU and we have to abide by their law and now we have no say in their law and we still have no control of our borders and we still have to pay them billions every year for the privilege

apparently brexit means no brexit and unless May is ousted by her party in the next week we are truly fucked as a nation

alri praju

Hello friend. It's me, Gary Barlow, esteemed musician and voice of a generation. To answer your question, a great many celebrities actually post on /brit/. None quite as good or forthcoming about their status as me, Gary Barlow, though.

>when no-one comments on your gimmick so you try talking to yourself

Literally what everyone has been saying what was going to happen all along except the truly deluded.

...

>come in for last day of 9-5 toil, Fridays yeah!
>Emergency at 4pm, Mr Noseberg will have my hat if I don't stay in and work on this
>Work through the night without time to have dinner
>Currently waiting for the 11:30pm bus
>Carrying my work laptop home so I can start work nice and early on the Saturday morning

was genuinely sad when world peace got cancelled
had an absolutely banging sound track

brexit btfo

why didn't you just say no

what kind of food should i get for lunch

>20 degrees at 1am
Ah yes

yes because May is an ineffective plant we need someone with bollocks running the country

Sam Pepper and Toby probably

...

Only retards thought the UK wouldn't bend over in the end. The EU is holdiong all the cards, what did you think would happen?

...

Meat pie

wow Blondie has some absolute tunes

Company could get sued, could lose a contract and I was literally the only person who could do it

Just had to be done

any "climbs stairs two at a time" man in

youtube.com/watch?v=MCNtWKdi5Ds

>irish """men"""
christ alive what's happened since the days of armed zealots massacring eachother

resurrect Thatcher to replace May

So we take no deal and walk away then it's not hard

May is working for the EU as a plant

dangerous etc

its associated with masculinity apparently

symptom of autism, that

>Normie memes

Of course

What is this image and why is it always posted here

was promised snow today

it hasn't materialised (literally)

>not doing all the stairs in one step
virgin

Student here
Got no money left
How do I eat?
And I'm not going to sell my arse so that's that

Is this white in America? Asking for a friend.

climbing on all fours here

Alright then manlet, don't strain those little lega haha

really REALLY important poll

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fucking love sandwiches lads

don't see how its your problem

there people posting in this thread right now who are 30 years old and virgins, how do I know? I am one.

work

had a spicy chicken roll for lunch lads

Nobody's hiring

loan off your mate
overdraft

I am an outspoken supporter of President Donald Trump.

not clicking that virus

Kneepads

>Not flopping up the stairs like some kind of slinky