This moron sucks the cavernous hole of Hillary

this moron sucks the cavernous hole of Hillary...

so gross

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What? He has a PhD in stand up comedy

we need some relief from the endless mexicans and crying mothers

he sounds drunk...or just stupid

But he's a star comedian! That's why we put him in the Senate!

HILLARY CLINTON WORKED TO GET IMPORTANT THINGS DONE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

phd in comedy...nice

more like a phd in how to support a criminal corrupt cunt with your stupid face

he's shitfaced

THERE ARE PEOPLE UP THERE THAT CONTACTED MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED AND TWELVE PEOPLE THEMSELVES

AND

LITERALLY

THE REASON I AM HERE

IS I WASN'T GIVING THIS SPEECH INTO MY BATHROOM MIRROR

>woooooooooo!

LET ME TELL YOU THIS

AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID CAN USE A MICROWAVE OVEN

ITS A SCIENTIFIC FACT!

he's launching his franken in '20 campaign

GET IN HERE AND WATCH

youtube.com/watch?v=YIG-yS7Brqs

Go on...

Franken the jew was also Saturday Night Live comedian Stuart Smalley.

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awesome...he is an American hero

>berine madoff university

>tfw the DNC literally plays hillary ads between each speaker

>Tuesday nights at any straight guy's house

a comedy juggernaut
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no worries lads, we're back to crying women and disabled children

mfw pbs stupid fux covering this still lap up the rancid fluid flowing from Hillary's corrupt criminal hole

>oops didn't notice it was an immigrant crying disabled hispanic woman

Maybe if they could figure out a way to brand this it could work...

now they are propping up retarded people...

to cheer on the criminal

>uhhh....
>there is an ad
>with a democratic hack
>i mean a super pac
>aaaand it sucked
*cough*
>it was a very moving speech
[commercials]

The CNN people don't even know how to deal with this, lol.

so many empty seats...

they need to pay some seat fillers for the criminal

BILL CLINTON TO BE THE FIRST GENTLEMAN

TOMORROW AT 4PM ON CNN

>click link
>imedietly see end of new Ghostbusters ad
>"Progressive" written across screen in bold
It's like stepping into a wind-chamber unprepared

>jew control
>uh uh uh
>people who like donald trump mock children with disabilities
>uh uh uh
>all categories
>uh uh uh
>we uh this touches us all
>uh uh
>and I think everybody needs to come together over this

HEY WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICAN DISABILITIES ACT

looks like some Americans at the convention have awaken to the fact that they are supporting a career criminal

>two unfunny jews try to do standup together

>Sarah Silverman damage control for Bernfags
Holy shit, you guys weren't kidding

lmao...sarah and al sounding as stupid as they can...

>i'm just like you
>i'm feeling the bern
>it's so beautiful

>so vote for hillary!

It's amazing, her and Frankin look fucking terrified up there, doing the best they can to prevent a goddamned riot.

ikr...?..

it's as if sarah is the smartest women EVER

so smart she can overlook any criminal activity by hillary

I MEAN C'MON

i'm sorta diggin' watchin' this commie ship sink...

uh uh
>HILLARY HILLARY
uh uh
>UNITY UNITY
uh uh
>HILA UNI AH it EY

>oh crap we have to vamp now what

A MESS

>phew now the jew can play multicultural songs to calm down the niggers

quick

round up an old hippie...

sure ..he'll sing out of tune...but

he'll make everything better...

To be honest I like paul simon and I especially like old vinyl with art as well.

But this is the worst performance I've ever seen. His throat is so tense its totally out of control. So not natural.

that was awful

>tfw watching a slow-burn wildfire with commercial breaks

I must say...

I am enjoying this 9/11 like start of the dnc criminal caucus

>few seconds after that image was taking
>reporter: you do know this email controversy isn't going to go away
Hillary: nobody is is talking to me about it but you guys (then shrugs while walking away)
and it was at that moment when i said fuck you.
thats presidential.

>outright communist 9/11 questioner, please come to CNN to comment on the jews

THAT WAS AWKWARD
IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE PAUL SIMON
I THINK SHE WANTED TO CREATE TROUBLE WATER

*cut* *cut* *cut*

she says Texas is Mexico...

well spoken

TEXAS USED TO BE PART OF MEXICO

MY FAMILY NEVER CROSSED A BORDER THE BORDER CROSSED US

>AMERICAN FAMILIES

>FIRST BLACK SENATOR FROM NEW JERSEY
>FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT

GUESS WHAT DONALD ITS PRETTY GREAT

she says first woman candidate

she means first criminal candidate

I don't think you heard 10 seconds of the 80's funk. It proves he's the first black person ever.

FOUNDING DOCUMENTS
>boooooo
>booooooooooo!
>booooo!

UGLY PARTS OF OUR HISTORY

tim who?

oh, you mean the guy she needs to stand erect on a stage...

she is so ill she cannot stand...and these people think she is fit...

it always takes a village...

to support these village idiots

>rugged individualism didn't beat the british
>rugged individualism didn't map the genome

nigga wat

How many bridges are there in Africa?

like the way BLM loves cops

NIGGAS CONFIRMED FOR GOTTA GO FAST

>commender of chief

as if no illeagle immigrant has EVER raped or murdered

and no muslim has ever honor killed a woman...or hate killed a queer

>founders are evil whiteman who have fractional black people

>so this unconstitutional white man putting us down ain't consititutional

LINCOLN WANTED TO DEPORT ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

America has no obligation to let the scum of the earth into this country

debt free college...?

fuck you

pay your debts

black lives matter
black lives matter
black lives matter
black lives matter
black lives matter

this stupid crack head wants you to pay for his school and crack...

Have you read, "Rules for Radicals" by Saul Alinsky? It's one of the best and shortest books I've ever read, and I've given free copies away to friends and family.

MLK's actual speech is also good. There's a reason why the CIA shot MLK in the head for getting out of line.

hey crack head...

you and Hillary are the Evil...

you do not stand on moral high ground

lolol CNN just likened it to the "godfather of community organization" Obama. Saul Alinksy is the real father of community organization.

>omg trump university commercials
nothing better?

BIG BLACK CRYING WOMAN PART TWO

TRUMP UNIVERSITY

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

just so you white bois know, blacks clap on the 2 and the 4

HOLLA

if any1 watching this after the latest revelations on Hillary's corruption can vote for her...

they are seriously dangerous stupid

no1 cares

next

>they need us to stretch for time
>we can edit it out in post

What did they mean by this? Were these kikes being ironic and self-deprecating, or were they serious and didn't realize it was (1) live and (2) their microphones were still on?

her penis fell out

when she says first lady

she means first 'ho

They knew what they were saying.

But then why the fuck would you say this?

Because the goyim were being stupid and you had to do it, so you smear it in their faces.

It's similar to how both clintons get off on knowing that the people they're lying to know that they're being lying to. It's a power game. If you don't have any part of a psychopath in you then you might not understand what kind of delight it is.

"Hillary did not pack up and go home"

"She knew she could sell America to the world and enrich herself"

"And my husband would not prosecute her for her crimes"

This. I don't believe that Hillary is necessarily stupid (no matter how much Comey wants me to) she is just the most breathtakingly arrogant cunt who has gotten away with everything for decades and can't even comprehend it not working for her.

how is saying "w-we can edit this out in post" rubbing it in the goyim's faces?

>even when they watch it live we can still make them forget it

but

how empty mooshel's eyes are

how angry she is for a privileged lil cunt that has been spoon fed everything in life...

If both the Clintons are 140s then I'd believe that.

Because you're not supposed to know how edited it is. It's weird, but even now people don't know how it works. So they can just sit back and laugh about it and know that nobody knows wtf they're talkign about while they make fun of their ultruajew masters.

I almost had Harvey Weinstein in my family once.

...

...

So for instance if your watching now then you'll see "Indian" lady repeating the same talking points again.

It's like a night full of slamming down on the talking points. Isn't this what the KGB did?

>my daddy was a maintenance man
>my mommy fixed hot water heaters
>i got married from a commuter college in texas
Yeah, that's presidential material.

>CEOs make tens of millions of dollars
You mean like Congress?

>Do you people have a problem with that?
Sure do

>Washington works great for people at the top
You know it girl

>Democrats have taken on those fights
looooooooooooool

>shouldn't call 'em shots
is she really an injun?