>Out This Week: Darth Vader #20: End of Games #1 (part 1 of 6) Kieron Gillen, Salvador Larroca et al. Comic Book & e-Comic Book [Marvel] • Inspector Thanoth returns with some startling information. • Vader may have passed his master’s tests... • ...but will his own schemes prove his undoing?
nth for Muuns, the enabling sugar daddies of the galaxy
Ian Hernandez
There's too many of them!
Jack Butler
makes sense
hutts are basically all muscle and they're fucking huge
Levi Young
why is Red Skull in Star Wars?
Alexander Wood
Why is she so fedora?
>good deeds are pointless and hypocritical >but killing people is just as bad >it doesn't matter the force is the real problem >my cutscenes are a billion minutes long
Juan Parker
> basically all muscle Nah, they're a mixture of fat and muscle, though a lot of them just get fat when they get old - remember that Jabba couldn't move at all without assistance in the OT. Though I've heard that in EU/Legends there were some mentioned who had a genetic disorder that left them unable to get fat at all, which fucked them over.
Anyway, I think of them more as seals/seal lion in terms of how might move, since canon is a mess of pseudoscience and speculative evolution is more fun.
She's with Tua now. Any hints about any new evil hot chicks for next season? If the first two are any indicator of a trend, we are looking at bigger hats and even less exposed skin.
Xavier Torres
I just finished Aftermath. What kind of bullshit is this? Who actually thought that it was good to publish this shit? Why does it switch stories all the time? Fuck this shit, I'm going back to Legends.
Wyatt Jackson
The main story is what's on Akiva, that should have been obvious. The rest are quick looks into how select parts of the galaxy are faring in the Empire's loss at Endor. That doesn't excuse the awful writing style, though.
Andrew Hughes
Whats our Guilds names in the mobile games?
Jeremiah Thompson
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Joshua Collins
ded thread ded fanbase
Jeremiah Garcia
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? [...] You're dead, kiddo.
anyone else fucking hate how they retconned sheev's look? he went from an old man to a weird toad
Grayson Wood
Cause Sheev can't reveal his true identity to the public? His rule would come crashing down. Literally only him, Vader, Amedda and the Royal Guard know what he truly is.
Luke Allen
To trick people into buying the book. The cover of Twilight Company never happened either, but at least there were a few chapters set to the location it showed.
Eli Carter
Never.
Owen Roberts
When you read a lot of fantasy and science fiction (or even a moderate amount), you learn to never trust the cover art. Of course, most of the time the cover artist is given his assignment before the book is even completed.
Parker Bell
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Colton Morris
>for what reason? Coverarts are like trailers, they're only there to sell you the product.
Matthew King
>Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
Best line uttered in any Star Wars film.
Logan Ortiz
This was pretty good, famalans. It's hard to compare to the movies, but I think I liked it more than the prequels and ROTJ.
One thing I don't get though, is the death of Sifo-Dyas. Felucians told Obi-Wan they killed Sifo, but from what I understand, he was actually gunned down on the way there.
Isaac Garcia
Is there a good chance Marvel with reprint Darth Maul Son of Dathomir?
Christian Gomez
Sith trying to muddy the water, I bet. The more contradictions and dead ends, the more time they buy before they get caught. And it worked, too.
>Jabba's Baroque Recital Is it just me or does it sound funereal\wedding like?
Jose Nelson
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Kayden Nelson
>Bigger hats
Sebastian Rodriguez
>Is it just me or does it sound funereal\wedding like? It's not just you, that's the point. The piece is similar to early Mozart with its instrumentation and it's time signature.
Leo Barnes
They should make a live-action TV series about my dick being sucked by the Seventh Sister.
Logan Johnson
Probably not. The possibility is there, but they are barely reprinting even old Marvel Star Wars comics, so even if they do, it would be incredibly limited.
Then again, its supposed to be canon. So who knows.
Jason Jenkins
Only if you're a cute boy.
Jonathan Ramirez
How did they think that this was acceptable to release to the public?
Is this the biggest creative misfire of all time?
Jonathan Johnson
>finally had time to read Tarkin and a New Dawn
I absolutely loved Tarkin. How was it boring? >Tarkin and Vader detective adventures >EU references >Palpatine being a manipulative cunt >Tarkin fucking up in the worst ways >Clones being Clones
I'm really not feeling A New Dawn and I thought I would like Sloane but she's a complete faggot.
Juan Wood
>muh episode IV
Anthony Foster
it was hardly worse than your average Marvel schlock
William Nelson
FFFFFUCK MARVEL
Levi King
>creative Where were they creative? Wait, uhh.. That doesn't compute.
Aiden Martinez
b-but it brought star wars back to its roots!-!
Jayden Peterson
Is cAnon here? The guide needs some major updates.
Oliver Flores
I think it was good. A great continuation to the movie saga.
Gavin Roberts
What the hell are you talking about? VII sucks ass and Rogue One's gonna suck more ass than ever.
Justin Baker
SS is pure
PURE
James Nelson
>continuation eh, it felt like a reboot, honestly
Jose Diaz
I hated the film too user but you can't live in this big of a bubble. The movie had good reviews, good word of mouth and legs, and became the third 2 billion dollar film. Even if they were unsure about the film their fears were certainly quelled for plans going forward
You really overestimate movie audiences.
Grayson Clark
>Rogue One's gonna suck more ass than ever. I still hope the stand alone movies are going to be good.
Nolan Fisher
Same. I hope they try to do some new unique stuff with them since they won't be having the "Star Wars Episode whatever" ontop of their shoulders.
Owen Williams
>I rebel
don't get your hopes up
Logan Miller
Hopefully it's just that one awkward line. If we're lucky it's not even in the movie since trailers differ sometimes.
Caleb Nelson
I don't trust Gareth Edwards to direct my sex tape but that line was supposed to be cringeworthy. Remember the very next scene was Mon Mothma laughing at her
Wyatt Clark
>I don't trust Gareth Edwards to direct my sex tape
Mason Adams
Every Star Wars movie has had a few lines of awkward dialog.
Luis Martinez
>but that line was supposed to be cringeworthy
Ayden Hernandez
for you
Ian Mitchell
I meant to write 'I thought' before that. It was just my impression
Bentley Brown
It was the best Star Wars film since Empire.
Carter Campbell
If you don't count rotj, anh and rots
Logan Barnes
Why wouldn't I?
Ryder Moore
>waifufag opinion instantly invalidated
David Garcia
I only posted an image so my post would be more visible. It's a nice image too.
Oliver Martin
>It's a nice image too. see
Lincoln Harris
Once you've gone green, you'll never feel clean.
Daniel Gray
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Cooper Lopez
I spent all night last night doing this pic for some reason. I guess I was bored.
Eli Baker
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Jackson Watson
>I guess I was bored. Only 200 days until next Star Wars. When does Rebels start again?
Levi Rodriguez
Fucking cute.
Hunter Jackson
Chewie's got a bandage wrapped around his arm...?
OMG CHEWIE IS GETTING A CYBORG ARM IN EPISODE 7 MSW IS 100% RIGHT AS ALWAYS
Jose Bell
speak of the waifufag, and he shall appear
Jack Turner
Was this actually a rumor?
Cameron Baker
They are why I stopped coming to these threads. They don't discuss anything, they just shitpost.
Kevin Hill
I'm in charge here
Austin Clark
I still see no point in them, but maybe something good will come out of it, like The Winter Soldier.
Mason Wright
They are a necessary evil when the thread is dead.
Wyatt Diaz
Yeah, though apparently there was actual concept art for it, but it was less "art of something we intend to do" and more "we're throwing ideas around." MSW still treated it as if it were actually happening and talked about being told by reliable sources that Peter Mayhew was wearing a blue glove/sleeve on-set.
Other things MSW heard from "very reliable sources" -Several Hutts would be in the movie, and the source had actually seen them being built -Adam Driver would be playing a descendant of Count Dooku -Luke was guarding the tomb of an ancient Sith Lord (this one was partially responsible for what eventually mutated into the Plagueis rumor that still won't die) -Rey is Han and Leia's daughter and thus Kylo's sister (though after months of pounding this one pretty hard he suddenly backpedaled about two months before premiere and went "w-well actually maybe she won't be a Solo") -Max Von Sydow will be playing an older version of Boba Fett, or rather he's actually the "nameless" guy that killed Boba Fett and assumed his identity in that old ass Latino Review rumor that had no basis in reality
Isaac Myers
You're not glorious Tarkin.
Gabriel Adams
You're not the Thrawn the stud
Noah Butler
It's almost like MSW reports on everything and hopes at least one of the things are right.
Brandon Carter
Neither of you cunts is Papa Sheev
Xavier Rogers
That's basically their strategy. Report everything, treat it as "very reliable" so that when it happens you can say you were right all along, and quietly stop reporting things you got completely wrong and hope everyone forgets.
It apparently worked, because people were insisting MSW had been 100% correct about TFA. Even their trailer descriptions were being hailed as being completely accurate when they were usually filled with such vague descriptions as "a shot of the Falcon flying" that their accuracy was largely based on educated guessing, and they still had a bunch of shot descriptions that never happened.
Jace Reed
I hope this Admiral guy does some cool shit before he dies. I mean, he's going to lose the plans for the Death Star so even if he doesn't die in a rebel assault the Empire will kill his ass anyways because of his loss of sensitive information.
Fuck me and my love for imperial characters.
Jason Myers
Speaking of Imperials killing characters in Rogue One. Will Vader kill Jyn or will she survive because muh womyn?
Nathan Gomez
>the Empire will kill his ass anyways b-but he paid them a small fortune