Sup Forums, Are you ready for the new and better Phil Coulson?

Sup Forums, Are you ready for the new and better Phil Coulson?

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Don't be stupid.

I remember when I thought the new Coulson was going to be Sitwell. I was wrong.

Fucking Nazi shit.

>snarky bureaucratic prick
>implying he won't get BTFO next movie and then reappear in some shitty TV show because legions of tumblrtards love the actor for some reason

How can he go chasing after enhanced humans? He's a Baggins of Bag End.

>bureaucrat whose job is to tangle heroes in as much red tape as he can

No thank you

His whole planet was destroyed. He's gotta go somewhere.

>They cancelled Agent Cowtits and Marvel's Most Not Wanted to get Bilbo Baggins his own show
>He goes head to head with Coulson

Actually a Thunderbolts show would be cool, could they rewrite it for Bilbo to have founded the team?

There's a really good amount of threads currently in play that you could use to set up a Thunderbolts in MCU right now.

>Ross gets fired over The Raft, get's replaced by Norman Osborne: Cue HAMMER and it's Thunderbolts Initiative

>Zemo's psychological assessment could easily be carried out by Karla Sofen. We use this to set her up as a villain for the Captain Marvel film.

>With Spiderman back we can bring in the beetle.

Everyone else is easy enough to bring in, and boom, we have a Thunderbolts team.

We might need to introduce Citizen V from WW2 at some point though.

Everett Ross is legitimately great

go read Priest's run on BP

He's a Black Panther character, and that's most likely all they were setting him up for.

>Malaje, Dora
>Zuri, None given
>Panther, The Black
LMAO

I thought he was helping that Detective.

Wasn't he working in a hardware shop before that?

KEEP WHITES OUT OF WAKANDA, tumblr cries

Can they not see the beauty of a white comic relief sidekick?

I thought he was working in a paper company before that. Complete asshole boss.

I hope MCU Everett Ross gets fucked as hard as 616 Everett got in the Black Panther comics, it's only fair.

Also I hope we get to see his complicated friendship with T'challa.

Are people getting assblasted by him? So far I've only seen people laughing at the Priest panels and pages that get posted in the site with Ross and wanting to see that in the movie, and people shipping Ross with Strange because both characters are played by Freeman and Cumberbatch.

I suspect he will, I mean why cast Martin Freeman otherwise?

Tumblr is getting assblasted about anything less than a 100% black cast for this movie, I'm surprised you haven't seen it because it's all over the BP tags. They think Bucky shouldn't be allowed in Wakanda in the first place and are threatened by the possibility of him even having a cameo. The people complaining literally have no idea who Ross is to comprehend why he will be in the movie. They're super angry at any notion that people might ship Natasha with T'Challa.

I get it, Wakanda is an African nation and the 90% black cast is pretty realistic and great. But the Black Panther movie doesn't exist inside a bubble separate from the rest of the MCU. They want him to be an important character, but they don't get how that requires tying his story into the aftermath of Civil War and setting up Infinity War.

Ignorant swin here, will fangirls ship him hard with Panther? will he become his "bucky"?

He's an ambassador to Wakanda nothing more.

They will probably ship him with Michael B Jordan's character

Only if he's that blackest of the blacks like they did in Thor.

>because legions of tumblrtards
Nah, he's a problematic fave as well.

Tumblr has proven time and time again that they are pro-segregation. Makes sense.

More importantly, who the fuck had German police operate in Romania?
Did nobody tell the directors about national borders?

I heard he killed his wife.

To be fair it is a small but extremely vocal part of tumblr that views this way. Most fangirls have given up trying to point out their extremism and hypocrisy because the shame and drag culture in tumblr can be pretty nasty and unpleasant. It's easier to keep quiet and ignore it instead of becoming the next target of the black fandom police. Right now you can't even make a post about hoping for a Bucky cameo in the BP movie without it getting piled on with claims that you're racist and trying to steal T'Challa's movie from black people.

That phrase along with that image somehow amuses me greatly.

Yeah. Based Priest.

Do you think they'll have Night Thrasher in Black Panther and lead into a spinoff for the 'urban' crowd?

No shit, Sherlock.

>that pic

Both their "American" accents really bother me

The man can't handle the pressure.

>I'm surprised you haven't seen it because it's all over the BP tags

Oh maybe that's why, the people I follow aren't fucking crazy.

Probably, so far he's getting shipped with Strange for obvious reason.

I wish he was Gyrich instead of Everett, I always thought Everett was suppose to be this young semi-good looking neurotic guy, and Freeman's character was too serious in Civil War but we'll see.

Explain

Martin Freeman occasionally says things that are demeaning to others.
If I still had the tumblr page link I'd give it to you, it's fucking hilarious.

I don't go on tumblr looking for things to get angry about. You should try it sometime. Ignore bitchy vocal minorities.

god I miss McDuffie

here it is guys, get ready
>yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/tagged/martin-freeman

>Guys look at what tumblr said! I mean seriously? Don't they suck?! Look! We almost had a full thread without mentioning TUMBLR and how much we hate them! Look! Let's laugh at them!

Who the fuck cares what those whiny limpwristed faggots are offended by now, it's gonna change to something else in 5 minutes anyways.

People like you are almost as annoying. Stop giving bullshit like that your time and attention.

>that whole safety helmet conversation

>tfw no Agents of ATLAS

FUCK GIVE ME JIMMY WOO ALREADY

Why are there two unrelated marvel characters named Ross in the same movie

Hi tumblr

>Fuck you for mentioning shit you hate, just ignore it you idiot!
It's pretty simple: don't pay any attention to the post then, you faggot.

No, but I'm ready for him in the Black Panther film haplessly try to keep up with the world's most awesome monarch while he barely holds onto his sanity.

It's funny how nobody who watches realized this. It's what he was doing in Sherlock too.
I guess it's true that most people haven't read Priest's Black Panther.

hi low-effort shitposter

>Licy Liu isn't attractive
Literally the most problematic thing he said.

I mean I just can't, like ugh. Current year Martin.

Lucy Liu is hot as fuck, I don't care what anybody says and has made a great Watson

...

They're too busy shipping the actual Bucky with Black Panther for that, kek.

I like this guy.

He's right though. Lucy Liu is only attractive if she's the only chinese celebrity you know.

>I mean I just can't, like ugh. Current year Martin.

You should learn to type in full sentences.

>not recognizing obvious sarcasm/satire

lmao sperglord

>fangirls
>shipping black men with anyone
Good one

Oh I am sorry I didn't know sperglord was your condition.

Some of this shit is legitimately hilarious.

There are far prettier and better asian actresses

Checkmate

>YOU'RE APPROPRIATING CULTURE UNLESS IT'S A HIJAB

God damn, what is with this shit? How can they not see how backwards this shit it?

Coming from a dude that looks like a potato.

Martin Freeman is legitimately great though. Go watch "Fargo".

Nah, he's sold insurance in some bumfuck snow town.

Well night thrasher was just brought back to life in New Avengers so it's possible