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fuck drumpf

anime

yes and he was a useless cunt

may will be next trust me

Wagwan lids

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Unironically voted brexit and now seeing the mess they're making regret sets in

Brexit was the brainchild of the elites to take any remaining power away from us and to make us into a subservient nation to the communist EU's demands

it's all downhill now unless we get rid of May

mans a wagamama man

wypipo be like brexit will save us

*worries about the day-to-day of brexit negotiations*
career politician? nah mate i work at halfords.

Should've just gone balls to the wall on brexit. Started erecting a hard border in the north. Same at the channel. What the fuck are they going to do? Nothing because they're cucks

yes because May is a remainer and is sabotaging it on purpose

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what do we reckon, lads
is Gavin "we should be killin' 'em, son" Williamson /ourguy/?

Hmmm...

why would anyone vote brexit with the current government in power?

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>Rorke wanted to stop white Christian immigrants coming to the UK
>Rorke thought White Anglos would want to come to work in the UK post-brexit when the government said they would invite people from the Commonwealth to come and wokr in the UK
>Rorke didn't realised that the government would seize the opportunity to invite people Rorke likes even less than Poles; Africans, Pakistanis, and Indians
SCREAMING

When is the 'red, white and blue' Brexit option going to be negotiated?

because may wasn't in power when people voted for brexit

haha banter m8

Really don't understand why brits don't like poles

picked up the kids from school, only to find out they were fed vegan bread in there sandwiches. fucking outraged, need brexit NOW

remember when the other candidate was winning the tory leadership race and then made comments about may being unfit because she isn't a mother that lead to her dropping out?

she was forced to make those comments

the tories were still in power and most of them are pro-eu
also it was obvious that cameron would have resigned if the brexit vote passed, and it was also obvious that may would become PM after that

Fuck off lucasz

He was a Remainer but that's all the criticism I have of him

most brits aren't bothered too much about poles, 'sheeds on the other hand

It's an old Sicilian message
it means Brexit sleeps with the fishes

he's not experienced enough right now to become PM but he is a good prospect for the future

they're not a very friendly people

>there will be no hard border in Ireland and no border between NI and mainland Britain
HAHHAHAHAHHAGAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
They've picked the pants on head retarded version I see, well, I for one welcome our new EU masters

they did it with a pig's head mate

definitely /ourguy/

dont understand how anyone can disagree with his comments, ISIS members aside

>it was also obvious that may would become PM after that
literally everyone assumed the next PM would be Osborne if Remain, and Bojo if Leave

NOBODY expected Gove's backstabbing

if he ever ran for PM the media would have a field day with this

can you image the headlines

>why yes let's hope for a best case scenario and not consider all other possible outcomes

>Doesn't even know what porn is

Lel

Will the niggers be chimping out over this?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157957/Ex-Arizona-police-officer-acquitted-fatal-hotel-shooting.html

put COPIOUS amounts of butter on my toast, probably headed for an early heart attack haha xx

should have just invaded Ireland

This literally confirms Europeans will continue to be able to migrate to the UK easily. Not only that but we will adopt all of their regulations. We are literally the united cuckdom now lads. I don't like the word much but it truly defines us.

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this is literally what I said would happen a year ago

use a soy based butter instead of a dairy one

the EU will have complete control over the UK and we will have no say in it and we will be paying them billions a year for the privilege

thanks may

They have no grasp of banter

Until a new government decides to tear up these arrangements

only met a few poles in my time but they seem nice

Mogg is our only saviour at this point

it's a dire state of affairs

Shut it you utter cringe factory

Please milord I scrubbed the floors extra hard like you asked I did. please may i have some more gruel?

thanks rorke*

he doesn't want to be PM
also he's a catholic

ah yes rorke was in charge of negotiations

not a stupid woman

moggers

Business Idea: Replace Westminster with Brussels and have the EU control the UK directly
It can't be much worse than any government we could realistically have lads

I predict a massive white flight of British people fleeing the post brexit caliphate and coming into ireland it'll similar to the famine migration except for brits

saving the white race by himself

Imagine Mogg's daughters getting shagged at Uni lmao

there's no reason to employ a british labourer when poles will do it for half the pay, need them out of business.

I think I'll move to canada and get a job in a call centre over there

>Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher
Honestly think he would get bullied in any school he goes to, public or state, purely for that name

Gavin Williamson is out only hope

>he doesn't want to be PM
this is why it needs to be him
the people cry out for a strong brexiteer at the helm
Mogg's noblesse oblige will kick in

but rorke loves the free market

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where should I be though?

Don't forget to thank the EU for negotiating the CETA that will make thhis move easier for you.

3 hours and 35 minutes of wagecucking remain

thought CETA didn't have anything to do with movement of people?

why is the depressing german bully still here

who?

his twitter is hilarious, it's just him attending all these press events going "had a wonderful time", "what a lovely time", "brilliant time!"

the leftypol boogeyman

Is this where babies come from, lads?

Well it's by the hush, me boys, and sure that's to hold your noise
And listen to poor Gazza's sad narration
I was by hunger pressed, and in poverty distressed
So I took a thought I'd leave the English nation

Here's to you boys, now take my advice
To America I'll have ye's not be going
There is nothing here but war, where the murderin' cannons roar
And I wish I was at home in dear old London

£1500/month

Would give up all toil and career if I could just be guaranteed this each month

Imagine being able to wake up, and feel the freedom, go for a walk at 10am and spend the day doing productive stuff...

nah other end mate

they come out her arse

Is it gay to suck your own penis?

want to paint

nah mate they come from storks

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>go from literally building the world, leading the industrial revolution, being THE country, to being an insignificant little island getting pushed around and made to look a fool

Rorke was the death of this country

convert to Islam and go on bennies

nothing like a 568ml with the lads

>Rorke was the death of this country
By rorke, you mean pakis

to defeat the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse

yeah mate

god hates fags

£1500/month is tons wtf, you can live neet subsistence on significantly less than that and still be able to afford 'interesting' recreational stuff like holiday, drugs, nice clothes, good food whatever youre into

CETA doesn't provide outright freedom of movement of course but like any trade agreement it makes it easier of European services in Canada emloying EU citizens.

lads i have to say, the headline news items on december 8th 2017 are the most important and significant in british history. at least until december 9th, 2017.

>blaming others and not yourself

grow up you fucking child

when you have no routine what ends up happening is your sleep schedule shifts till you're going asleep at 3 and waking up at 12, probably not getting out of bed till 1 or 2

Then the firstborn said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is not a man on earth to come in to us after the manner of the earth. "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him that we may preserve our family through our father." So they made their father drink wine that night, and the firstborn went in and lay with her father; and he did not know when she lay down or when she arose.…