You can change five things about the movie

You can change five things about the movie.

Only five. No cheating.

What do you change?

>More Spidey
>More ANTS
>Extended airport fight
>Wanda referencing her brother
>Death of War Machine

Can I change less than five things if I want to?

Nothing. I liked it as is.

Sure.

You just can't change beyond.

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The UN actually steps in and takes control and the second half of the movie is entirely paperwork, old people arguing in a room, and the slow machine of bureaucracy doing its thing.

1. remove Scarlet Witch's clothes for most of the movie. She may wear only a corset on occasion
2. make her appear in every scene
3. add a living Trex skeleton as the main enemy
4. add a second Spider-man identical to the first, except on Captain America's team
5. add an awesome-sounding narrator who talks during scene transitions

Not gay enough.

Joss Whedon dying on screen.

Pym commenting about the Stanks.

Wanda missing her brother and commenting how he is a perfect kisser.

More Redwing.

Crossbones alive.

Less shaky cam in the movie during first action sequence

Better cgi

Honestly thats it. The only idea i can think of is adding Daredevil but everyone was pretty balanced in the film and i dont wanna throw that off

End with Tony meeting with his New Avengers (Spidey, Vision, Captain Marvel, Dr. Strange), or more bittersweet note

Crossbones lives

Scott intro with family agreeing for him to help team Cap

>No wingnigger
>Less quips
>better Spiderman costume
>actual consequences to the war
>Ironman not being a weak-ass faggot that gets his ass kicked by two slightly above average humans punching him

Make it a Captian America movie.
Make it look like a movie and not like a tv show
Use practical effects, not 10 fucking CGI studios
More tits
More black panther

>actual consequences to the war

>Avengers are disbanded
>Iron Man's team broken too since it's only War Machine, Iron Man and Vision
>Team Cap on the run
>Vision and Wanda relationship setup
>Zemo is alive along with Ross, will probably result in Thunderbolts
>Black Panther is born
>MCU Spiderman is set up, along with his friendship with Tony
>Team Cap is hiding in Wakanda, will probably appear in Black Panther movie
>Accords in full effect, will probably affect the other Earth MCU movies

Show more civilian opinion towards the Avengers and the Accords.

>Less quips
What quips? I know you're still stuck in repeating stale Sup Forums memes but the movie's only quips were from spider-man and that's in-character

I change Bucky and Captain American as coninically gay.

THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WANTED FOR GOD'S SAKE.

They totally did a shitty "no homo" on this movie and erased bi Steve.

Crossbones lives
Rhodes dies
Allude to zemo costume and masters of evil or thunderbolts
Maybe just a scene with daredevil or punisher

Struggling to think of much really, probably a good thing

bring back quick slav I liked him

11/10, movie of the year, right here.

>better cinematography
>less shaky cam
>Tony ending up beaten harder than he was, you know, make it feel like Cap really pushed his shit in
>alusion to Zemo's costume
>more barefoot Wanda chilling in her room

Sokovia Accords are about
>south africa city fight
>sokovia
>some other stuff off camera done by avengers when cleaning up hydra.

Antman uses ants.

Coulson is at Peggy's funeral

Fuck ''muh pure'' waifufags, make Wanda a slut.

>wanting Captain America to be colaninically gay

Can't you just stick with the fanart? Why you have to shit on the characterization of two straight characters?

>Somehow hint that Zemo will return with the costume
>Abomination cameo on the Raft
>Don't kill Crossbones
>Better Spider-man sting. Maybe a hint to a supervillain causing trouble without showing who
>Give Hank Pym a small appearance when Scott gets the call to get involved

You should come watch Civil War with us
And argue there

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Change the directors
Change the composer
Remove wingguy and black Ironman
Change the cinematographer
Sell the right to DC

1.Better CGI, IM's and WM's suits looked far too obviously CGI
2.Wanda having the headpeice
3.Less quips during the airport fight (Not including spiderman)
4.Don't use Ross, he's being a hypocrite, makes little sense for him to be the one to tell the avengers to be put in line after creating abomination
5. More Black Panther

>have to give phone number
Fuck off spammer.

>phone number
Are you fucking retarded

Okay.

1. Captain America: Civil War makes even more money at the box office than is currently predicted.

While even people in the armed forces (or especially people in the armed forces) can tell you that it can get pretty homoerotic I think it's better with them straight. They're childhood friends and war veterans who served with each other, not lovers.

You can x out of the advertisement, dumbass.

>Zemo is not a mary sue
>Secret identities are the main reason for the fight
>Add Daredevil, Punisher, and other characters
>More screen time for Antman, Spiderman and black panther
Less Cap

Honestly, I think its the best movie in the MCU.

But:
1. Allusions to the Baron part of Baron Zemo. I don't need the purple mask, but having him be just some Ops guy from Sokovia is kinda weird. He's still probably the best MCU villain though.
2. Cap gives the "No you move" speech to Spidey. It makes no sense to me that we have a movie with both Cap & Spidey and Sharon Carter says it at a funeral.
3. A few more minutes with Scott Lang. I know, it's not his movie, but he seems the most fucked over by the events and he's just kinda thrown into the movie.
4. Vision actually doing stuff during the airport fight. Seriously, go to /wsg/, watch the whole fight. He does pretty much nothing. Even a few shots of a "rematch" between him and Wanda would have been enough for me.
5. Peter being somewhat suspicious of Tony's motives after the fight. He's a kid that loves Stark, so I'm cool with what they did, but I dunno... Peter switching sides is such a huge thing in the comic story, which admittedly isn't a very good story, that I was hoping to see that.

Also, I kinda would have liked to see Cap's rogue Avengers still doing Avenging on like a C-list villain like Grey Gargoyle or Serpent Society, but whatever. That's all stuff thats going to be addressed soon anyway.

fucking milennials jesus christ

1. Get rid of Spider Man
2. Get rid of Black Panther
3. Get rid of Ant Man
4. Get rid of The Winter Soldier
5. Add Thor and Hulk

>Zemo
>mary sue
What

>someone plays Civil War for free
>guy sees ad for the phone app
>NOT GIVING MY PHONE NUMBER

"Competent" is not synonymous with Mary Sue. A lot of the Avengers are closer to being Mary Sues than Zemo is, like Vision (ALL THE SUPERPOWERS JIMMY ALL OF THEM) or Cap (granted that's kind of part of his character). Thor is the only one I'd argue is an actual Marty Stu but he wasn't in the movie

Shit, this is pretty good quality

Thanks user

Yep, enjoy m8

> Strange
> Betraying Vishanti by working for governments

This scene without t-shirt

>Less IronMan
>Better role for Spidey/No Spidey at all
>Spidey tells Stark to go fuck himself after he finds out what's going on
>Zemo worse a sock on his head
>Less IronMan

I change the villains name.

There was no point in naming him Zemo. Coulda been "Carl Smith" for all it mattered. Why waste the title of Baron Zemo on a nobody?

I used to think his face was handsome but lately it just looks kind of average to me.

fuck off faggot

Wanda having the head-piece in Infinity War works better for symbolizing her rejection of humanity post-CW.

*wore

All of this but WM's Death.
I actually wanted Cap to die.

Here is your /you/

kill yourself faggot

>Spider-Man makes actually funny jokes instead of being a spaghetti spilling autist

>Tony tries to recruit Lang first but Pym punches him in the face

>Airport battle is half the length so things happen in a reasonable time span and half the cast isn't just jerking off while not on-screen

>Zemo has a sword somewhere and gets more screentime

>Black Panther has more involvement in the bunker than just following everyone and chilling with Zemo

THANKS MAN

>First one

I just want muh headpeice

1. Thunderbolt Ross is actually called out on the shit that he did in Hulk movies.
2. Public backlash against the UN attempting to militarize superhumans.
3. Zemo died like a bitch in a freak accident of his own doing as oppose to being capture after a failed suicide attempt.
4. Thunderbolt being fired after his failures were publicly exposed.
5. Ending credit featuring Ross experimenting with gamma radiation on himself after deciding that he must police the superhumans himself if he have to.

We have to avoid triggering Bendis user, or he might do something drastic.

Where do you live where most people can frequently be mistaken as handsome

>only major villain in the MCU besides Loki that's still alive
>all this sudden Thunderbolts syngery in the comics & Avengers Assemble
>Bruhl has a multi-part contract
user, it's really obvious they're setting him up to be a key player in the MCU and go full Baron

1. More exposure on Zemo, maybe him telling his son that he has noble blood and is destined to change the world, then he dies in Skovia with his mother

2. Introduce Silver Sable Inc as another set up for Spidey

3. Have Stark talk to Pym aboit Giant Man, and have Pym tell Stark to fuck right off

4. Show newspaper clippings of events that happened in the mcu up until that point. Battle for NYC, The Devil of Hell's Kitchen, Skovia

5. During the MIT scene, a guy stands up, "Mr Stark, could you hologram projectors be used in films? You know, to have real CGI effects?"
"You want to use my tech for movies? What's your name?"
"Beck, Quentin Beck."
"I really like that idea Q, go for it."

>get rid of Wanda's coat
>get rid of Wanda's corset
>get rid of Wanda's onesie
>get rid of Wanda's left boot
>get rid of Wanda's right boot

>Rulkbolts
>Not OG Thunderbolts

Get the fuck out, user.

This could have made Civil War win an Oscar Tbh Pham.

Spider-Man gets replaced with Daredevil
Captain America recruits Spider-Man
Ant-Man introduced at the begin and stays through the whole film
Scott and Peter are the only ones who quip
Quicksilver is revived and joins Wanda

>No Vision and Wanda
>Less Zemo, make his appearance at the end a twist
>Tony figures out Bucky's connected to his parents' death sooner, giving him motivation to hunt after him with extreme prejudice
>No references to Iron Man 3
>Black Panther's dad isn't in the movie, he is a neutral party, a liaison between superheroes acting under the Accords and the UN

>Zemo is not a mary sue
You're the reason we can't use that term anymore

Bendis has nothing to do with it. Olsen has stated doesn't want the tiara.

>2. Cap gives the "No you move" speech to Spidey. It makes no sense to me that we have a movie with both Cap & Spidey and Sharon Carter says it at a funeral.
Because in this context, Peggy (through Sharon) is the 616 Cap's analogue to MCU Cap's Spidey

Can't have original Thunderbolts when Zemo died like a bitch and other characters haven't been introduce yet.

This scene without pants.

>when Zemo died like a bitch

He got frozen at the end of the movie. Bucky is unavailable. Pay attention please.

>Bucky OG Thunderbolts

Exactly, the less she looks like comic Scarlet Witch, the less we trigger Bendis.
And then have her be the one who kills Thanos to give him a surprise heart attack.

No FUCK YOU samefag

Steven X Bucky is the best pairingcandidato everyone knows.

It should have been canon.

1) Recast Scarlet witch. Liz Olsen isn't bad, but cast an actress with actual Roma heritage or at least someone who looks the part like Tatiana Maslany. Make her less of a damsel too.

2) Better costume for Zemo.

3) No dead villains

4) Matt Murdoch cameo

5) Agent 13 actuall; does stuff

how does this work?

Scarlet Witch is a slav in the MCU user.

Doc strange would be on cap's side

>better Cap costume
>keep up GOAT soundtrack from previous Cap movies instead of shitty generic Avengers soundtrack
>Spidey gets lectured by Cap and helps Cap get away instead of Black Widow
>Stark ends up feeling like shit in his final scene instead of quipping some more
>less Stark, more everyone else

Vision phases Wanda out of her clothes.

She should be romani though. They said the twins were meant to be romani in interviews too. Roma are treated badly enough without taking two of their only heroes from them. I was angry when they cast the whitest girl possible and didn't even mention their background.

Leave Tumblr.

Zemo lived at the end. What are you on about?
BP stopped him from shooting himself and then he was shown in custody.

How is it tumblr to point out completely erasing a character's ethnicity is sort of fucked up?

it's pretty important to her character. not on the same level as magneto being jewish but close.

In the context of her arc I hope we see a headpiece. She's rejected conformity and does not care much for humanity, so her costume will reflect that. Should be really otherworldly.

The big plastic tiara as it was in the comics. They should totally redesign it and be more radical than Wada, something that looks ancient and ornate.

see Learn to read too while you are at it. Not that difficult.

Look at current Scarlet Witch, the one in the MCU.
You think it would matter at all if she was romanian?
She would be exactly the same character.

1. Add scenes that would help make Tony knowing Peter's secret identity make sense. As it stands right now, it just goes completely unexplained.

2. Change Spidey's costume to be the same one from Amazing Spider-Man 2. Even if people hated that movie, it had the best Spider-Man costume.

3. Have Spider-Man realize Tony's a fucking idiot and bail out of the fight on his own rather than getting knocked the fuck out.

4. Have Captain America say "Avengers Assemble" at the start when they're all going after Crossbones. I'm fucking sick and tired of the MCU not letting Cap say his catchphrase.

5. Add something to make Vision come off as less of a fucking creep. I don't know what, but surely something could have made him seem less like a horny stalker.

>She should be romani though.

Well I, for one, am glad they're not. It's a good thing they/she isn't Gypsy scum anymore. based Olsen is best Wanda.

>End with Cap arrested after freeing his team.
>Zemo mentions his father frequently.
>Martin Freeman's character is Peter Gyrich.
>Cap broughts up Ultron when discussing with Stark.
>He discovers that they are planning to capture anyone that doesn't sign and that's why he goes rogue.

more vision
wanda references her brother
death of war machiine
death of hawkeye
death of bucky

This.
We had plenty of Scarlet Witches.
It was about time we had a qt one.

Would be interesting, but no Bucky dying.
Evans confirmed that Infinity War 2 will be his last MCU movie, so we need Bucky to become Cap.

1. Full penetration.

Only one, have Scarlet Witch btfo Vision hard in the airport fight.
They have to show what he was doing in the fight anyway, plus he was a huge douchebag.

>Vision actually does shit in the fight scene
That's about it.

Mostly fight Scarlet Witch and backing off constantly like the beta faggot he is.