Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan

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No eggs?


What is he, a bitch?

So he doesn't add some capri sun to it?

>your poop will fly out as if it was late to catch a plane
Savage Joe Rogan

Is it just me or does Joe Rogan have no business telling people cholesterol is healthy to eat? I'm pretty sure he goes way fucking overboard with the eggs. It doesn't matter how active he is.

I unironically find Joe Rogan endearing and hilarious. Same with Guy Fieri.

though that was shit on a plate

Kek, he's just fucking with people with these food pictures now.

Imagine how fucking chewy that is. I have had chicken hearts and even if you prepare them perfectly it takes a minute to chew one of those things enough to swallow.

An elk heart is likely much tougher, what the fuck is Rogan thinking? Is he just memeing at this point?

>JP: I would say I'm about seven months behind on the understanding of my own life.
>JR: Whoa.
>JP: Because things happened, so many things happened, from September to now that I haven't had time to think about any of them, y'know, it's just been a continual, an absolute continual...um treadmill, of trying to keep up with the requests for speaking, the email, and I'm supposed to be making these YouTube videos because I have people who are supporting me for doing that so I'm trying to keep that up and I'm trying to go speak when people invite me but, not all the time because, of course, that's a lot of travel. So I'm trying to re-calibrate my life. I'm trying to figure out "OK, I've got 10 million views on YouTube", well what am I supposed to do with that piece of information? I've got 250 thousand, like, subscribers. So what, what does that mean? What does that mean for what I should be doing? Maybe I should be doing nothing but making YouTube videos for them. I don't know. I can't figure it out.
>JR: It's a tremendous audience.
>JP: It's unbelievable! It's unparalleled!
>JR: Yeah, just, I mean, think about it in terms of "is there any other academic that has ever done anything remotely like that" where you have 250 thousand subscribers on YouTube, in a relatively short amount of time, and then millions and millions of views on your videos.
>JP: I know, I don't know, I mean, well it's, it's, it's, ill-defined territory, right because who knows what YouTube is. I mean you, your...presence, I don't know what you make of your presence? You told me you were getting something like 70 million downloads a month?
>JR: It's more like 120 now.
>JP: Okay, so you're getting a BILLION downloads a year?
>JR:...something like that.
>JP: More than that, right, so what the hell. I could ask you what do you make of that?
>JR: I don't... Jamie pull up that video of the guy getting the crap beat out of him by a 400 pound gorilla

Poop can't fly. They are using cg composites to fool us.

>eggs
>cholesterol
>bad

What is this the fucking 90's? Wanna make a guess as to what food actors/actresses eat en masse for physical roles? You want to guess how Hilary Swank got into shape for Million Dollar Baby?

worst flavor

While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.

>the egg industry says the cholesterol in eggs won't fuck you up goy! Keep eating eggs!
Cool story sis

'hulk loads' eh joe?

Thanks Lenny

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

How retarded are you exactly?

Yes goy! Don't eat unprocessed foodstuffs! Here! Eat this ultra-refined food made from corn and soy instead! Hehe, we wouldn't want to be dealing with any properly nourished goys now would we, goy?

Faggot retard.

probably fine if you just don't eat the yolks though

I miss the halcyon days when Joe would argue with Brian over subjects like squirting, and Brian would get upset.

youtube.com/watch?v=_nVZch7Yc8c

Look up Keto

Who was in the wrong here?
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Jesus Christ Rogan it's just food poisoning.

Christ Joe is a fucking child

>if you're health conscious to avoid eggs you're NOT health conscious to avoid other shitty foods
Well well well well well well well

>And so society is the god Marduk who's the projenitor of Jesus because the idea of gods ascended the transcendent heirarchy, and the Bible culminated in a collective thesis on creating the perfect individual, that's what prevents us becoming the dragon that eats its own tail, it's the world serpent
>Joe: Whoa... that reminds me, Jamie pull up that video of a snake fighting an eagle

i think jack could probably cook eggs better

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Speaking of egg autism what's up with vegan's calling eggs and milk "chicken periods and cow bile" or whatever the fuck? Does that mean they're against eating their boyfriend's cum?

fucking spot on.

I met Joe Rogan at a hotel after a UFC event. We were hanging out a bit in the lobby, and he asked me if I wanted to smoke a joint with him. I politely declined, and told him that I did not partake. He then ranted at me for what felt like 2 hours, until the people he was waiting on arrived in the lobby. As he was walking away, I could still hear him ranting to his friends about "that fucking weirdo" that doesn't smoke pot. It was fucking surreal.

So he served the eggs in a puddle of oil. He didn't even have anything to dip in said oil like bread.

Bravo Joe.

#healthyasfuck #yousillybitch #youdummy

it also looks like someone blew a load in his coffee

Is it just me or does Joe hardly ever eat fruit? Wouldn't it be more sensible to blend up fruit that to make "LOOK AT ME AREN'T I COOL WITH MY TOLERANCE FOR NASY SHIT" garlic kale horse cum smoothies?

I know you're memeing but he really is an addict. He's got the stoner's cough and get's defensive about pot.

It's a dumb PETA belief. Eggs aren't comparable to human menstruation.

God, that sounds like the most disgusting shit ever. It's only missing battery acid to be Grog (LucasArts TM).

One of my all times favorites.

Oh god, what the fuck?

that literally looks like he fished his breakfast out of a dumpster

I really really like this post

When's he going to admit he's a fag?

>it's a Joe goes on about marijuana podcast

It's whatever until you find out that he's a 50 year old man and he's still sperging out about weed like a college kid.

Ugh, garlic with everything? No wonder down wind of a white person is nauseating.

Yeah, and it's just pleasant within a mile radius of niggers

No way this actually happened.

You're makeing this shit up.

he did it for the amino acids.

>not eating raw garlic every day.

>Poop can't fly
It falls, with style.

That whole podcast, my reaction was i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494777172164.webm

he means huge cum loads? I believe it

great advice as always. thanks joe

fuck, now I want some capri sun

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but sunny side up is terrible for egg sandwiches because the yolk will explode everywhere

>garlic in a smoothie

Obviously, his fucking sandwich is in a pool of yolk in his own picture.

honestly this just makes me very hungry

i wish i had eggs and the ability to turn them into sunny side ups

Just smoke cigarettes you'll get less chronic diseases than eating eggs even a few times per month

He doesn't look healthy to me at all though.

Looks matter in health right? He looks old balding rough skin slightly chubby and bloated. Idk maybe that's just age.

Can someone explain this "Joe Rogan" meme to me?

Where did it start and why is it so popular all of a sudden?

Smoking suppresses hunger, or so I hear

Any truth to it?

>Sour kraut
>sliced Galapagos

Yeah. So does pure nicotine to an extent. I hear caffeine does too but only nicotine has worked for me.

What seems to be the problem?

>joe rogan has one of the biggest podcasts on the internet
>some autist starts making joe rogan threads
>turns out loads of nerds on Sup Forums watch jre

factor in the alex jones episode being a huge meme and thats it

I live in Bell Canyon California, which is an unincorporated community of Ventura County. My name is Joe Rogan. I'm 49 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet of freshly killed game, eggs from my backyard, and jalapenos. I perform a rigorous kettlebell and battlerope routine daily. In the morning if my pupils are not dilated I'll vape on some essential CBD oils while doing Turkish getups in my homemade octagon with my kettlebells shaped like monkey heads. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the CBD oils I eat a pot gummy. In the isolation tank I smoke some DMT, then slam my Alpha Brain before chugging a pot of Caveman coffee. Then I put on my Me Undies while I prepare food from Blue Apron. I always use a non-vegan meal as eating vegan doesn't provide you necessary proteins. Then I make sure to do my spinal decompression with some yoga. There is an idea of a Joe Rogan; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am so fucking high, bro.

*blocks your path*

*sucks your dick, but only as an ironic in-joke between two otherwise-heterosexual men, not like some kinda faggy San Fran queer that would enjoy having another man's penis in his mouth*