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My gf edition

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any 3pac man in

EU discussions here:

off to the shops lads

I guess that no countries in the EU trade with countries who are not in the EU then

we are the biggest importer of german good they will be begging us for trade deals

Summer

anime

leave

get out

Age:
Have you had sex before:
Are you employed:
>22
>yes
>yes

not sure why you think i care mate

shan't be toiling tomorrow
don't care what happens

you're a big guy

dunno
dunno
dunno

none of your beeswax

can't remember on all counts

>never had a gf

haha yeah
*walks away to talk to someone else*

filtered

fuck off to

26
no
no

r u me

nah think i'll stay put

dunno

i'm here to Respect Women and Game

doing a sad

the yank view

23
yes
no

Check out Rick & Morty's new single "Get Schwifty" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer

respected a womans decision for once in my life and she became my girlfriend

trying buckfast for the first time in my life
i-is this "making it"?

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Why is she so perfect lads? Any biologist want to chip in?

any shitcoin man in

probably does big poos

why are her eyes so fucking big

getting mum the new bradders album, she proper loves him on the chase

bug eyed freak straight out of a horror film, dreadful taste.

you probably like her because she seems accessible to you, unlike most women

my answer would be "she's not" but i'm not a biologist

she has a small skull

Christmas bonus well spent

good lass

>but i'm not a biologist
stay quiet then

NEED an 8 year old gf
Simple as

all in litecoin
feels good

52% post
its cute
Brown fingers typed this

imagine her grunting while squirting out a stream of brown shite from her puckering arsehole after a spicy curry

need a gf who will stay with me for 8 years and also the rest of our lives

might just post cp here to get /brit/ banned

extreme virginity ITP

unironically buy REQ and SALT
"no"

HATE how fast my facial hair grows now
very distractingly visible after only 2 days without shaving

get a dog

I'm a semi normie stop virgin shaming me :((((

because you're a nonce attracted to someone with childlike proportions, you fucking paedo cunt.

women actually hate me

i must be ugly.

My ID says I'm 5'10 (178 cm) but without shoes I'm actually 5'8 and a half (175 cm)
How sinister is this?

Is she Jewish?

did he stop obsessing over s*mmer and found a new girl?

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rorke quiz

>tfw working shifts and am on Saturday, Sunday and Monday

The summer posters stopped as she closed her accounts and got suspended too

>brown fingers typed this
lad she's black haired, brown eyed and has yellowish white skin. Her eyes are freakishly large and she has a shit emo haircut. She's an anime girl in real life and so that makes you basically a pillow fucker.

no I'm different
Uh she's not though? And I bloody hate nonces piss off projecting twat
I wish

I was charged £17.20 for three pints in Putney the other day.

£5.70+ a pint.

No wonder pubs are fucking going out of business. I am never going on a proper night out with those prices.

...

>fascist or national socialist tendencies
Dumb quiz

man just wants a kind of socially awkward gf preferably slightly clingy

>NEW GENERAL /brit/ + /cro/ = /broat/

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That's cheap unless you got shitty-generic beer then that's expensive

really make you think

Fucking screaming
Listen to this argument

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>£5.70+ a pint
What kind of fancy inner city bar did you visit you posh cunt?

went for a lovely walk in the snow with a cute girl today

very nice day

London prices, London wages. Surely this works out if you live there?

Could heem summer runts with my gf

mate... you're paying £3 alone just to rent the pint glass, that's why you bring your own

lol

couple of people in here (who are usually here mind you) are so fucking pathetic

funny how mancs say "our kid"

Going to a house party later. Got my pint glass, do I need anything else?

need a bf to enjoy the snow with :(

u ok? message me xx

slightly irritated i didn't get fascist

the fun fun fun of the auto barn

>I was charged £17.20 for three pints in Putney

tight cunt

>the Bradley poster is here

>I'm literally grabbing you by the balls.
>*makes ball squeezing hand gesture*

I'd say a few rubbers but just look at you lmao

hmm

>slightly irritated i didn't get fascist

(Singular)

the one and only singular bradley walsh poster is here

How do brits feel when they hear yanks talk

need a spliff to stop feeling anxious

You arrive in Putney.

>The Monobrad

cuck