My gf edition
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any 3pac man in
EU discussions here:
off to the shops lads
I guess that no countries in the EU trade with countries who are not in the EU then
we are the biggest importer of german good they will be begging us for trade deals
Summer
anime
leave
get out
Age:
Have you had sex before:
Are you employed:
>22
>yes
>yes
not sure why you think i care mate
shan't be toiling tomorrow
don't care what happens
you're a big guy
dunno
dunno
dunno
none of your beeswax
can't remember on all counts
>never had a gf
haha yeah
*walks away to talk to someone else*
filtered
fuck off to
26
no
no
r u me
nah think i'll stay put
dunno
i'm here to Respect Women and Game
doing a sad
the yank view
23
yes
no
Check out Rick & Morty's new single "Get Schwifty" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer
respected a womans decision for once in my life and she became my girlfriend
trying buckfast for the first time in my life
i-is this "making it"?
Why is she so perfect lads? Any biologist want to chip in?
any shitcoin man in
probably does big poos
why are her eyes so fucking big
getting mum the new bradders album, she proper loves him on the chase
bug eyed freak straight out of a horror film, dreadful taste.
you probably like her because she seems accessible to you, unlike most women
my answer would be "she's not" but i'm not a biologist
she has a small skull
Christmas bonus well spent
good lass
>but i'm not a biologist
stay quiet then
NEED an 8 year old gf
Simple as
all in litecoin
feels good
52% post
its cute
Brown fingers typed this
imagine her grunting while squirting out a stream of brown shite from her puckering arsehole after a spicy curry
need a gf who will stay with me for 8 years and also the rest of our lives
might just post cp here to get /brit/ banned
extreme virginity ITP
unironically buy REQ and SALT
"no"
HATE how fast my facial hair grows now
very distractingly visible after only 2 days without shaving
get a dog
I'm a semi normie stop virgin shaming me :((((
because you're a nonce attracted to someone with childlike proportions, you fucking paedo cunt.
women actually hate me
i must be ugly.
My ID says I'm 5'10 (178 cm) but without shoes I'm actually 5'8 and a half (175 cm)
How sinister is this?
Is she Jewish?
did he stop obsessing over s*mmer and found a new girl?
>tfw working shifts and am on Saturday, Sunday and Monday
The summer posters stopped as she closed her accounts and got suspended too
>brown fingers typed this
lad she's black haired, brown eyed and has yellowish white skin. Her eyes are freakishly large and she has a shit emo haircut. She's an anime girl in real life and so that makes you basically a pillow fucker.
no I'm different
Uh she's not though? And I bloody hate nonces piss off projecting twat
I wish
I was charged £17.20 for three pints in Putney the other day.
£5.70+ a pint.
No wonder pubs are fucking going out of business. I am never going on a proper night out with those prices.
...
>fascist or national socialist tendencies
Dumb quiz
man just wants a kind of socially awkward gf preferably slightly clingy
>NEW GENERAL /brit/ + /cro/ = /broat/
>NEW GENERAL /brit/ + /cro/ = /broat/
That's cheap unless you got shitty-generic beer then that's expensive
really make you think
Fucking screaming
Listen to this argument
>£5.70+ a pint
What kind of fancy inner city bar did you visit you posh cunt?
went for a lovely walk in the snow with a cute girl today
very nice day
London prices, London wages. Surely this works out if you live there?
Could heem summer runts with my gf
mate... you're paying £3 alone just to rent the pint glass, that's why you bring your own
lol
couple of people in here (who are usually here mind you) are so fucking pathetic
funny how mancs say "our kid"
Going to a house party later. Got my pint glass, do I need anything else?
need a bf to enjoy the snow with :(
u ok? message me xx
slightly irritated i didn't get fascist
the fun fun fun of the auto barn
>I was charged £17.20 for three pints in Putney
tight cunt
>the Bradley poster is here
>I'm literally grabbing you by the balls.
>*makes ball squeezing hand gesture*
I'd say a few rubbers but just look at you lmao
hmm
>slightly irritated i didn't get fascist
(Singular)
the one and only singular bradley walsh poster is here
How do brits feel when they hear yanks talk
need a spliff to stop feeling anxious
You arrive in Putney.
>The Monobrad
cuck