did it end well? what was the point of the clam? no homestuck discussion please
Sweet bro and hella jeff
the clam was symbolic of the hollowness that had absorbed SBaHJ up to that point. It's smile was the smug realization that it had triumphed.
>shitty fucking fuchsia clam
it's either condy or the juju chest
what hollowness? watching sbahj unironically reject meaning as it progressed as a direct mockery of both new sincerity and the millennial ennui which it caricatured and embraced was a profound experience for me.
The comic about the sock ruse was obviously the best one
it still frustrates me that andrew didnt add links to the last few comics to the bottom of the page. its really difficult to navigate through them and the archive was honestly one of my favourite features
The later ones were really lacking in jpg artifacts, copied and pasted stock photos, and random changes in font color
It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, OP.
>there will never be a new SBaHJ
but there will probably be a sbahj body pillow
the fanbase was what carried it really. the comic itself might have jumped the shark but the incredible fanworks will always remain as good as they ever were
Hussie would just outsource it.
that lower face always reminds me of something from an old cartoon
I'm not ironic enough to make SBaHJ, user.
The clam represents a vagina ie life.
If the SBaHJ ending was OUTSORCED to the dude that edited this pic I wouldn't mind
see
Don't sell yourself short son, you did a damn fine job. Why, I'd say you're better than old man Huss himself.
You oughta go to the town square and sell your SBAHJ, I'm sure plenty of folks would take it.
who's huss? what's he have to do with swbajh?
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>that Lum
muh dick
What did he mean by this?
Davepeta going to the green sun looked just another idea with bad execution. HOW DO WE SAVE THE MAN.
what was the point of even calling it a twist? how could anyone not have seen that coming
This one always slays me
Dave saw John holding his hammer in an offensive manner so Dave had to hide his power level to avoid a lethal strike from John "No mo homo" Egbert
outta joke he's probably just bisexual or some other special snowflake thing
That he isn't into men but has become more accepting of his gay father and his gay retarded sister.
>That moment you realize there's probably a third guy just standing there taking pictures as these two get it on
>it's a karkat cosplayer
why aren't they sniffing each other's butts?
plot twist: it's a karkat cosplayer
Our harvest was paltry this year; I fear we have not enough OC stored up to survive the coming winter, and hardly the boondollars to purchase more.
Performing such a service to the community would surely earn you many (you)s
wew
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It's probably a Karkat cosplayer.
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please, never post these abominations ever again
what I think KC Green did a pretty good job emulating sbahj style
I fixed the final panel since it wasn't shitty enough.
EVEN IN COSPLAY KARKAT STILL GETS KUCKED
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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who made better comics, dave or caliborn
IT'S NOT FAIR KARKAT BROS
That's a tough choice.
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is there a homestuck version of this picture
if not why isn't there one already made
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In actual visual quality Caliborn did. In terms of enjoyment Dave did.
haha bro where are your pants
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Why is Andrew Hussie so good at making bad comics? Cool Dude and Stoner Lou, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Homestuck, Humanimals, he just keeps going.
There's no copy-paste errors overtop of text.
>1 star ratings on the john/roxy design
Why don't they like the best ship?
Fujos have no taste
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cuz its het
post design
maybe its shit design
Why did Hussie hate these two characters so much?
Why did he make a very sarcastic write up of their reunion?
Is there even a fandom left to vote on this shit?
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Do you think Dave can actually draw when he's not making bad comics on purpose, or is he as hopeless as Caliborn when it comes to unironic art?
nope.
Hence, nothing remains, but our sadness and regret.
Well to be fair, if you're looking to wear a Homestuck shirt it's to broadcast your homosexuality. Having a shirt with John kissing Roxy or something probably isn't too compatible with that.
Would you wear these?
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if theres one thing i can respect andrew hussie for its that he has no regard whatsoever for the feelings of nepeta fans
no he can't, i think he told that to dirk
my only HS merch purchase
It looks fine, it was made by Angel.
>stairs
>no scares
ONE JOB
witness how the huss delivers the sick nasty caricatures of /hst/
so meta he a fucknig genius et c. etc.
But in the end
Everyone who wasn't named John, Roxy, Caliborn, or Vriska became Nepeta
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oh boy, i think it's great
post the link so i can vote it
i thought he had killed himself
Is this really what they're doing?
what is he buying
god no i have enough barriers to using my virginity as it is
Early last thread somebody said they wrote a dirkxdave fuckfic.
link?
Post the nude version
those are tampons, for his husband, ipgd
It is your thirty-seventh birthday, and as with all thirty-six preceding it, something feels missing from your life.
Fucking tampons
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i wonder if i could make a fortune selling genderly ambiguous tampons
"non-binary tampons"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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ipgd said she wasn't dating Hussie when she was asked outright here. Is this the only time she's lied?
i mean i'm pretty sure there's a market for tampon packaging that doesn't pretend periods are some flowery wonderful bullshit
What did he mean by this?
you know some dumb motherfucker would buy them. hell all you really need to do is just buy normal ones and put a girly guy on the box
This looks like a picture of a full grown man's head pasted onto a small child's body.
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keyword now
Still looks shitty
Like the comic equivalent of you purposefully cut holes in the jeans instead of letting them get there naturally
as pajama pants around my house
hell yeah
you should make men's tampons
POWERFUL tampons for REAL MEN
it looks pretty cold in that photo and he's only wearing a tshirt
where are his nipples?
The fucking onesies always get me when they're drawn realistically.