LEONARDO BOTACELLI. ONE SCOOP ONLY SENT ME TO THE HALLS OF VALHALLA. TWO SCOOPS SENT MY SOUL TO TATRTARUS...

LEONARDO BOTACELLI. ONE SCOOP ONLY SENT ME TO THE HALLS OF VALHALLA. TWO SCOOPS SENT MY SOUL TO TATRTARUS. I AM BEYOND YOUR POWER NOW. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING DROGO SNUGNFIELD. RESIGN OR I WILL CHARGE MY LAZERS. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DECIDE. I WILL WAIT BETWEEN DIMENSIONS IN YOUR UNDERPANTS.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1b68xBUzM6W
youtube.com/watch?v=lXr3E92UzbQ&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

drumpf lol

just a friendly reminder

>I'm in tears

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TOE SCOPS

>this face
>this meme
>the name leonardo botacelli
legitimately kekked

THE RITUAL HAS COMMENCED

this was never funny

OP is a fag

>leftypol crying yet again
you lads have been taking hard L's all day. that image is never going to work now.

Why do libcucks have such an issue with memes about a television show?

BROMOFOLDO GLYAPHYTH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL WHITEY KILL THE WHITES AHHHHHHHHH
WHITE HOLOCAUST AS REPAYMENT FOR THE 200 THOUSAND

Hmmmm.........
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

This was never fucking funny.

Go fuck yourself alt-right faggots

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Go home leftypol you've been exposed today and we're all pretty bored of you already. Colbertposting is here to stay. You are not.

wooah

a post was re-posted on Sup Forums. this never happens!

IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU FAGGOTS! STOP LAUGHING

hahahahaha *claps*

COGDOGNAULTUS KLENKLEFARKEN YOU HAVE TAKEN TWO SCOOPS FOR THE LAST TIME
FEEL MY WRATH PLANCK

BORSCFT MUST DIE

t. stephen

YOU DONT FOOL ME AGENT OF SLUARB. YOU ARE FINISHED. GIVE ME BACK MY SCOOP.

I'M GOING TO HAVE 2 SCOOPS OF YOUR BRAINS IF YOU DON'T STOP CLAPPING

STOP THIS MEME. STOP IT. SHE FUCKING WON. HES GONNA GET IMPEACHED. 3 MILLION, FUCKIGN STOP NOW. PLEASE.. STOP IT

money.cnn.com/2017/05/09/media/stephen-colbert-ratings-backlash/


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO FINISH HIM WITH OUR MEME POWER!! WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE

>redditspacing
Another leftypol self exposure. Top fucking kek you fools are shit at this.

STOP
I DID NOT GIVE YOU THE FUCKING ORDER TO CLAP
YOU COCKHOLSTERING TWOSCOOPING BORSCHMPF SUPPORTER

How about you actually just go off and kill yourself irl.

>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A MARXIST
yes disagreeing with nazis makes you marxist now
le both sides am i rite guys xdA system of economic, social, and political philosophy based on ideas that view social change in terms of economic factors. A central tenet is that the means of production is the economic base that influences or determines the political life.

DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SCOOPING ICE CREAM

TRIIIIIXXXXXMMMPPPPFFF

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Well, well, Gruncy. You think you've won, haven't you? I'm honestly impressed. TWO scoops? TWO of them, while the rest of us only get one? Bravo, Grangle. Bravo.

HOWEVER

You DO realize that you're going to be impeached,
don't you, Dongus? It's only a matter of ti-

>Audience starts clapping
Wait, what are you doing?

>clapping grows louder
No.... T-This can't be happeni-

>Ladies and Gentlemen of America, I have an announcement.
NO.... I-IT CAN'T BE... H-HE CAN'T....!

>I, Donald J. Trump, am currently in possesion of eight, count 'em, EIGHT scoops.
NOOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD... OH GOD, WHY? DRIMPY... DRIMPY DUNGUS.... I-IMPEACH! IMPIIIIIIIIIEEEEAAAAAAAAYYAAAAARRRRGHHHHCAN'TBEHAPPENINGTOME.... EIGHT SCOOPS... EIGHT SCHOOOOOOPS! SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! DRUUUUUUUUNGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

TOMISON COOK
HAND OVER THE SCOPSSSS
ROAAAAAAAAAHHHRRHGGGHGG

PLOMPF INFLITRATOR DETECTED SETTING OFF MIND BOMB WAVE

*laughs and claps jovially*

BET FAGGOT QUAMPT SHOVE A TWO SCOOP UP HIS AIDS ASS. NOT ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS HOMO QUAMPT? IMPEEEEEACH

lol wtf
these deformed pictures get better by the minute

DO NOT LAUGH AT COLBERT MEMES
DO NOT POST IN COLBERT THREADS
NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY

vocaroo.com/i/s1b68xBUzM6W

Why does this meme make r*dditors and other leftists so uncontrollably angry?

SO YOUR ALL FAGGOT FOR BBOBBALOOMPF HUH?

Colbert posting is the best thing to happen to this shit board in a long time.

>i will charge my lazers
i haven't seen that referenced in a long time

*walks out from shadows*
hello donald
*grimmace*
its been awhile
*leering*
did you miss me?
*smirk*
heh
*chin up*
of course you did
*glout*
i was impatient last time
*twitch*
i wont make that mistake again
*turns back to you*
but ive grown alot stronger since we last met
*cracks neck*
you sat by eating scoops growing weaker by the day
*clenching fist*
as i grew stronger
*beats chest*
thats right donald
*points*
you dont call the shots anymore champ
*grabs your lapel*
i scoop my own icecream now bud
*pushes you away*
you think i can go back now?
*turns away pacing*
after what ive tasted?
*whiplash back*
its too late for that now!
*bares teeth*
your fate has been sealed!
*heavy breathing*
any last words?
*silence*
im growing tired donald!
*stomps foot*
witness my true power!
*teleports behind you*
NOTHING PERSONAL COCK HOLSTER!!

Wow, even SNL is getting in on the two scoops.

Reminder this is Sup Forums related and libcucks have to cry.

ZLURMPF
THOSE WERE MY SCOOPS
MINE

Christ only knows user but I've been using it to trigger the fuck out of them and farm (You)'s all day. He must be their version of God.

Dahnald, the scoops.

Hand them over.

youtube.com/watch?v=lXr3E92UzbQ&feature=youtu.be

this doesn't work when the board is literally 90% right wingers crying about jews and feminists in hollywood

>Stephen Colbert walks on stage with his hostages induced with laughing gas.
>DAHNALD BLUMFS MUST MAKE A DECISION TONIGHT TO SAVE AMERICA HE MUST SAVE IVANKA WHOM I HAVE TRAPED IN AN UNKNOWN SANCTUARY CITY, OR HE MUST BREAK HIS ONE RULE. HAVE ONLY ONE SCOOP. I mean seriously, he eat with TWO SCOOPS
>the audiences is is induced with laughing gas that they laugh hysterically
>THAT'S NOT FUNNY BOO NOW BOOOOOO CURSE YOU BINGAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFFF!!!
>Trump crashes through the window in a bat outfit
>"It's over Joker, Ivanka is ssafe"
>BLUMMMFTJSKSF HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!!!
>"I never lost count of all the people you cucked"
>I KNOW AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT GROOMP, BUT I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU FOR HTE SCOOOOOPS
>Colbert lashes out towards Trump, stabbing him with a one scoop icecream. Trump licks it once and snapps his neck
>THEY WILL GET YOU FOR THIS FRUMMF YOU BROKE YOUR RULE TWO SCOOOOOOOPS
>Colbert laughs hysterically as he finishes the neck snap, killing him.

Summary of this thread:

Sup Forums sucks but I like where this Colbert meme went. I think it has strayed so far into absurdity that it's pretty enjoyable

Holy shiieet

They are lossing the cultural war, Their entire idiomatic quirk are useless now, its hard to explain, though they can still play the divide and conquer tactics, beware with anons trying to spark conflicts beetween Sup Forums userbase.

Then it's about the 10% libfaggots crying about their feelings being hurt and complaining about da evil white manz and nazis are out to get them

Oh, I'm crying all right. I'm laughing so hard I can't stop crying. Help me. I'm about to die.

leftypol plz just go. we all know its you, weve all seen your six pictures and were all tired of it. you failed. you are terrible at inflitration and worse at memes. go away.

Absolute kino

ARE YOU SCOOPING ME?

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DANIEL... CUP?

I CONTROL THE SCOOPS NOW, GIMRMU

>this is your brain on leftypol
loving every laugh

why can't liberals make funny memes?

Oh wow another pol meme leftypol robbed and made worse. No wonder you are losing ground everywhere you are boring as fuck and dont understand originality or comedy.

BRENGALD BRRRROOPP

pump haha

its bassically who tells them what to think and what to laugh at. it their priest. and its been mocked into absurdity, of course they are supermad.

>Stephen Colbert walks on stage in plantation owner outfit
>"Soo.. today I thought we'd discuss something different. No politics."
>The leader of Colbert's minstrel show black band says, "Mistah Colbert, the president--"
>"Hillary Clinton?"
>the audience bursts into laughter followed by Colbert feverishly yelling "STOP LAUGHING. THAT WASN'T A JOKE. SHUT UP."
>after the audience quiets, the band leader continues, "Donald Trump said--"
>"DENAL DRAFT"
>"--that he gets 2 scoops while everyone else only gets... 1."
>Colbert pulls out a submachine gun and begins firing it into one side of the audience. "THIS IS FOR LAUGHING ABOUT MADAM PRESIDENT."
>the audience begins screaming and trying to rush out of the Ed Sullivan Theater, but the doors are locked.
>He then brings out a second submachine gun and fires at the other side of the audience. "AND THIS IS FOR CLAPPING ABOUT JAMES COMEY BEING FIRED."
>the audience members begin climbing the walls and reaching their hands up to the ceiling with a projection of the god they don't believe in, pleading for rescue
>"LISTEN HERE FRORFF, YOU COCKGOBBLER, I WILL KILL YOUR PRECIOUS WHITE """PEOPLE""" AND YOU WILL HAVE NO ONE TO HIDE BEHIND. I WILL IMPEACH YOU PERSONALLY WITH THESE GUNS YOU PIECE OF SHIT OFFICE STEALER. YOU WILL SUFFER HELLS UNKNOWN TO MANKIND, GRALPF."
>Colbert then resumes his normal demeanor and turns to camera 2
>"Stay tuned! Next up I sit down with Idris Elba and discuss his role in the upcoming summer hit, The Dark Tower!"

why does this image trigger /r/the_donald so much and always draw 10+ (you)'s?

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some people take themselves too seriously

youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw

OH MY FUCKING GOD, HE GIVES HIS GUESTS A THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING INSTEAD OF VINAIGRETTE?

poor biden says he wants his own ice cream

>fake Sup Forums filename

captcha: HIBBER BARBUTO

Beautiful user. Hope you don't mind if I save this for later triggerings.

HAAYYY! THAT'S MY SCOOP!

dimple dump lolz

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woah

Drumpfsters are just getting nervous because Impeachment is coming up SOON. tick tock

>leftypol literally going word for word on the playbook
loving it. what is 10+ user? is that reddit terminology you know?

NO SCOOP FOR ALL? NAZI FOOFT IMPEACH

You're amazing. Each and every one of you are incredible.

KRUMPY SCRUNKLY
SCOOPETY DRONKF

TWO GENDERS! TWO!

>he types morosely, a single bitter tear rolling down his cheek
8 (Eight)

Hey, that's my favorite flavor of ice cream!

>time magazine got a scoop...literally.

>imagine being such pathetic no lifers that you start raiding all the boards except for Sup Forums to try and dumb up anti right wing sentiments

It's over. Go back to leftypol.

TRUMP GOT 2 FUCKING SCOOPS OF VANILLA.

STOP EATING VANILLA ICE CREAM DAMN IT.

how the fuck is that news? also fuck it sounds like trump is the devil. they shit on everything

>trump has 2 scoops!
>trumps owns a fucking ice cream parlor!!!!
>he doesnt use the fucking salad dressing I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


no wonder only old useless pieces of shit watch tv news, it fucking sucks

BORQ LOOK I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC THIS IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND JAMARCUS

TWO FUCKING SCOOPS?
ENOUGH OF BLOMPF

Vanilla ice cream Trump really? Are you fucking racist?

Please wait till I'm done TELLING THE JOKE I'M NOT DONE STOP CLAPPING DAMN IT

So stupid I laughed

lol excellent