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Obviously right
Left is either poisonous or mimicking the colouring of poisonous creatures. Not worth it.

I would have picked left when the movie came out but now all I see is tumblr hair

Knives, but Ramona is who Scott should have ended up with. To put it in her own words "he's a creep you're a bitch and you both deserve each other."

I kill myself!

Wallace

I start living a life of celibacy if those are my only options

my nigga

or Stills for dat dad bod

>I start living a life of celibacy if those are my only options

Come on, user. We all know that's not why you're living a life of celibacy.

You're right.

I'm waiting for that special someone

Envy. Because Brie Larson is hotter than both of them.

Would anyone without crippling emotional issues actually pick Ramona? Knives is not great either, but dating Ramona is just setting yourself up to suffer.

>a capricious bitch that fucks edgy psychopaths for fun
>a crazy bitch whose dad will cut you to ribbons the minute you make her cry

fuck that noise, I choose Wallace

Knives is for manchildren or actual children. Mary is for men of distinction.

So the message in scott pilgrimm is tha awful people deserve each other?

the message is that O'Malley is a hack and all of his comics are shit

Seconds is pretty good

It's been a long time since I read it, but I remember it being "we're pretty shit, but let's try and grow up together instead of dragging down better people with our bullshit"

I thought it was a nice twist on the "hero gets the girl" ending

Awful people should retreat into their own hole and rot in private

Ramona. Why? Because I already have a needy girlfriend and knives would be worse.

More so that two shitty people can become slightly less shitty together.

This

Left.

I have the same problem. I am cautious of women with dyed hair, but I still find dyed hair very attractive. What can I say? I have a thing for MPDGs.

>not choosing the vegan psychic

That whole gag about the way he kisses was a total turnoff

I hope he didn't eat out the same way

Kim. What's with all the people not choosing Kim? Redheads forever, man.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead >>>>>>>>>>>>> that chinklet, but get rid of the pink hair for god's sake

HERECOME DAT BOIII

Left if she keeps that hair color.

THIS

OP said Ramona or Knives only. presumably to stop everyone from picking best girl.

>the dyke
>best girl
no

the way he pulled off that character was amazing

RAMONA
A
M
O
N
A

I'll take her in Goon, but in Pilgrim it has to be Ramona. Knives is perfect with long hair though.

This

The comfy option

Pretty much this. I always liked that before fighting Nega-Scott, Scott just became a lazy self-pitying slob; and then it's later revealed that after being mind-controlled into breaking up with Scott, Ramona spent her personal time doing pretty much the same thing.

>Scott just became a lazy self-pitying slob
I mean, even more of one.

some days you just wish you were a homo

Always the Asian user.

Character wise , Knives. She is part of a tiny group in "Scott Pilgrim" that is not overall a terrible person
Actress wise, None. Everyone is kinda weird. Everyone but Kim, of course

Does anyone else think his face looks amazingly soft. He must moisturize like fuck.
I mean I just want to touch his face
No homo

Knives has her own problems too. Like her going anime edge and trying to fight Ramona or her leading Neil on to try and make Scott jealous.

Having waifu wars with this series is really weird because most of the non-shitty characters in this cast are gay males.

Oh user...

Don't lose hope. It can happen.

She had a teenager crisis. It happens. However she admitted defeat and keep on being a nice person, something you can't say about 10% of the cast

Seriously, the worst part of Scott Pilgrim is not the god awful art or the salt prices of the compendiums. No. The worst part is realize the main character, his girlfriend and all his friends are ASSHOLES

There is literally nothing wrong with Young Neil.

exactly, that's why he didn't deserve to get played like that

>mfw Julie got cucked

OH SHIT WADDUP

Would she have made the perfect Lisa Miller?

By movie version, right.
By comics version...tougher question, but probably still right.

Only saw the movie and read a bit of the comics.
Either way Ramona seems like a cunt and Knives could be okay if Scott had the balls to tell her how he felt in the right way.
So I go with Knives.

What's the difference?

Yes.

Kim, Lisa, Envy, Ramona in that order.

>are you a degenerate racemixer or not
I'm not degenerate, so left. Looks hundred times better, too. That's a bonus, I guess.

Many degenerate pieces of shit in this thread, btw.

Doesn't surprise me consideirng which board I'm on.

Fuck you, OP. I want a Wallace BF.

HIPSTER SHIT

You i like you.

It feels good to dust off those memes from 2009 again, doesn't it?

Tell me more about "Shit Failgrim," user...

hey, i wished it was 09 again. Now it's just SJWS & KEKS we yell nowadays. or BLACKED

Tell me about it. '09 was probably the best year I had here. Sup Forums was kind of in bloom. I miss the simple bitching about the Watchmen movie, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, and Scott Pilgrim...

>I know she's crazy, but sticking my dick in her just a little won't hurt, right?

Knives. Romoma is far too psychotic.

Whats next in his career? Or is he just doomed to be forgotten?

fpbp

Right.

I quite liked Seconds.

Plus, he's a serious qt...

he's writing Snotgirl

This comes out soon

>Current Ramona

Cute!

Alison was much cuter back than and as a red head

...

>make a comic with all white characters
>"waahhh, why is the movie so white"
Fuck O'Malley.

This movie, Snowpeircer and Goon had the best Alison Pill

Wait did he seriously get butthurt at his own movie?

It makes sense when he talks about it though tbf

>so anyway, I guess what I’m saying is, what I knew in the first 20 years of my life was white people and a little bit of asian people and so that’s what I put in Scott Pilgrim. I had an unexamined non-attitude towards race and I didn’t think about it until years later.

>Honestly, when i saw the Scott Pilgrim movie it was kind of appalling to see just how white it was — to not even really see myself represented on the screen… At least in the comic they were just cartoons. You can project yourself into a simple drawing of a person so easily; race seems to matter less (look at the global popularity of manga, where everyone is ostensibly Japanese).

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Oh that's bullshit. He's trying to play the race card where it's non existent. Most of my friends are Asian and white, doesn't mean I'm racist towards blacks, it just means my friends are Asian or white

>No other options available
fuck you

He's not talking about racism

He's talking about hollywood underrepresenting minorities, which is 100% accurate

Also it is kind of weird that the main character is based off himself but he made them white, lol, I think putting in a good Asianactor for Scott would've been fine, like Ki Hong Lee (from the Maze Runner) or someone actually mixed race like O'Malley himself

also just because Michael Cera is a fucking annoying faggot

But I want Roxy.

ugly feet tho

Left. And with bitter regrets.

Not even a faggot. But this is objectively the right answer.

But user, I AM a dyke!

I think the comics and the movies had pretty much the same number of ethic people though.

The comics had 1 indian guy (Patel), 2 Japanese guys (the twins) and two asians (Knives and her friend Tamara Chen).

The movie had 1 indian guy (Patel) 2 Japanese guys (the twins) 1 asian girl (Knives) and 1 half hispanic girl (Julie).

MEW is my absolute dream woman, so clearly left.

...

I choose the line separating them. The line clearly has my best interests in mind by removing me from these two shit characters with a little white safe space, and it has a much better personality than either, despite being just a line.

>vegan
>psychic
Pick zero

Ramona is sexier than Knives and I would think she's nice in the sack. For two hours in heaven she is the better choice.

In a long-term perspective, Knives is the better choice, because although she's young she has more of a grasp of her own identity. Although she runs after Scott again and again she's strangely more independent than Ramona.

>2016
>Not Lisa
You people just don't get it

>That moment when Knives starts stalking Scott

I don't know what this has to do with anything but I appreciate the reference.

>Bitching about the best Batman cartoon ever.
Sounds like a literal hell

Yes yes, Ramona or Knives is always the question that always gets asked
But seriously you guys: Who was the best Ex?

This isn't even a fucking question that should ever need to be asked.

Lucas Lee nigga, I can't believe you'd ask that

High five.

But no seriously though, Lucas was 10/10 in Winter Soldier