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Toff

THE SWORD WILL FIND YOU IF FATE WILLS IT

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thank you for putting the correct thread subject

If any of you knew how difficult it was living life as a paedophile

people who glorify drugs as a public figure deserve to die

just thought of a cracking joke lads:

a man walks into a room and says "damn, it's really hot in here, can someone turn up the AC?"

the other man in the room says "sure thing pal" and turns up the volume on his alarm clock.

(((CIVIC NATIONALISM))) is more dangerous than Progressivism

anime

Don't get why people stop smoking if paranoia and psychosis kicks in once they stop?

you might well have a future in stand-up comedy

Diamonds moving on my chest
Doin Hammer dance
Seventy grand make my jeans sag
like some Hammer pants

she is lovely

good shit

Hahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Withdrawals Real Haha Nigga Take Your Medicine Like Nigga Keep Doing Drugs Hahaha

alri lads

actually attempted stand-up comedy in 2015 and it was the most humiliating experience of my life

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

really need a bf

hello yes thats me
(still smoke weed every day though, but in much smaller amounts and indica strains only or else i freak the fuck out)

based

post material

On my 13th pint here lad

chester

I respect that you tried but that sounds hilariously cringey

what's the highlight of your day lads? mine is doing a poo

>ahm yo huckleberry

I will be drinking heavily by myself yes

Elaborate

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Good lads

the plan for Sunday

>back to wageslaving for Mr Noseberg tomorrow

Getting a job that isn't monday to friday is FUCKING SUFFERING

>still smoke weed every day

nigger

yea supposed to be there at half 8 but wont get there till like 10 cos i wanna be fashionably late

it is necessary

You may be a toil slave, but are you zero hours toil slave?

hey

on the voddy x

>wont get there till like 10 cos i wanna be fashionably late

ummm it's 2017 sweetie...

no i planned a wank

Is there any stupid belief that can't be stopped by recommending a movie/book? I'll start
>If you're a Christian watch zeitgeist

Nah mate, full time. Decent wage though.

not exactly the most outlandish claim

Good idea.
>Racist-read guns germs and steel

Can't remember the last time I spent a weekend where I wasn't absolutely bladdered basically the entire time. I'm not sure how this happened.

if youre an athiest watch The Wicker Man

Had a lot to drink tonight, i need some sort of Jewish escort service but i can't find one. Any recommendations

NOW STOP
hatin is bad

urm swaty its 2017 ur supposed to say nigger-american

you know this is about sucking cock, right?

sucking a nigger

lol no

I'm on literally slave wages at royal mail. Christmas casual shit. Literally toil mail

will make more money than avatar

!!!FACT!!!

enjoyed this post

going to get absolutely fucking PLASTERED by 9:30pm you boys best be fucking joining me

will be spamming youtube links and spilling my soul about gals tune in

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If you're a brexiteer read the news today

was just posting it cos shes peng

oh you only drink on weekends do you?

Any ancapistan man in

that polar bear's nose looks like a spider

Come to the USA. Lots of Jews here and they're all basic and love anything European.

haha will be right here if ive not gone by then

you're already insufferable

Britain is a global nation, which has long had a civil, rather than an ethnic, conception of patriotism. Groups like Britain First deny that history and so, paradoxically, are remarkably unBritish.

Any JFs here lads?

Nothing better than shagging an English lass in payback for the 800 years. I always go extra hard.

Yo how do redelivery requests work?

Looks like we're in for quite the treat tonight. I too am off my rockets, lad.

suck your mums pumplex you fucking worm

All white """""""""""English"""""" people are like 1/4 Irish now, Eamon

just heard a nigger outside

me on the right

Monday nights have crept onto the schedule as well. But I literally couldn't afford to go 7 nights a week (wish I could though).

why aren't you going out tonightn

it is, song was written by Gainsbourg, had a little scandal back then

big man saffa

looking like schalk burger and tings

Fancy a proper English gf but NOT for any fetishistic purpose. I would treat with her respect.

hmmm sounds pretty gay then might stop posting it

Spiritually corrupt (Anglo) though

went out last night

Irish aren't foreign

because saturday night is miles better you bellend

Haven't got a stitch to wear

Who /Elite Selling Crew/ here

Lads I got a confession to make whilst I'm on my 14th pint. You know that /brit/ meetup/? It was a larp. It didn't happen. It was a collection of images of people posting in pubs

can't risk going out in an inch of snow

hahah this jabroni was jamming out to a song about gobbling cock, what a fag

A warrior who dies on the battlefield receives immorality in Valhalla.

War is the way to find God.

Anxiously waiting for what your excuse will be tomorrow night.

Umm yes we are sweaty

t. Father O'Donnelly

getitng pissed is cheap as fuck i got hammered every single night for 6 years in a row literally. didn't "fall asleep" as opposed to passing out the entire time. when i finally stopped i didn't sleep for 3 days and was shaking and sweating and seeing imaginary insects on the walls and on my bed sheets

AAaAAaaAAAAAAAAJ MIERDA

got the blues ffs, have shit to do
how to shake it/postpone it?

have never been on the 'chon on a weekend