I propose that as a Christian board we relace 'kek' with 'xD'. Saying 'kek' gives strength to demon worship. The x stands for Christ in Greek. It is no longer used by normies or teenagers and is appropriate to appropriate.
From Proverbs chapter 6:
>these six things doth the Lord hate: [...] a proud look [...]
Smug frog BTFO.
This will be slid.
Fuck off nigger check my corresponding digits if KeK wills it
GOD BTFO
Christ is LORD
as it should be.
take your shit to this board you off topic retard
Any more like this?
>actually thinks magic creatures are real
Go back to you gullible dimwit.
SAGED.
The cult of Kek is a serious issue, user. Kek worship is not an issue on on /x/ so it would be an inappropriate thread over there I'm afraid.
>tfw not too pleased with Sup Forums right now
When kek blesses us with dubs, who are we to turn away?
Kek fills Sup Forums with happenings. Your carpenter weenie fills churches with dust.
What makes you think he's a demon?
If you're a christian you may as well be a cuck.
The old pantheons might be making a return. Zeus might be coming back and boy will he not be happy.
kek, cucker of carpet weenies
Fuck your Jew-on-a-stick cult.
PRAISE KEK.
KEK IS THE ONE TRUE GOD AND PEPE IS HIS PROPHET. KEK IS GREAT!!
think about the following
>kek
kek is a /s4s/ meme, /s4s/ is an ironic shitposting board where everything is reversed.
Kek literally mean cake.
the cake is a lie is a meme.
Sup Forums keeps using "kek" Sup Forums didnt create this meme you are giving it the incorrect attributes.
you worship kek
based on an ironic meme rom a board where everything is reversed. this meme can be attributed to another meme which states that kek(cake) is a lie.
you dumb shits.
Lugh, teutates and Acionna be praised.
>thinking christianism can still be salvaged
>y2k+
Your time is over you christcuck, stop worshipping a kike and accept the true gods of old lest they curse you with wrath. Our meme magic is always increasing in strength.
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If I get double digits then Kek is raping your god in his Pond Eternal right now.
>semitic blood gods
Praise KEK. The tree of memery gotta be littered with the blood of libcucks. YHWH is not my god he is demiurge and brobably a cuck as well. That's check my digits not pray to jesus ok. Amen.
>1 in 10 chance of getting repeating digits
>""""""""""""""""""""god"""""""""""""""""""""
There is no god but Kek. Pepe is the messenger of Kek.
KEK IS GREAT.
How many layers of irony are you on my man?
Kek bless you user.
WITNESSED
Kek is fake
OP I'm a Christian and i think jesus even likes KEK don't be a cuck!
>those dubs
>that truth
Wew, point proven.
Repeating digits mean shit,
It's not a Christian board, it's not even a right wing board, even though I fall under both categories. This is where any opinion can be discussed and ridiculed, please stop trying to turn it into your safe space.
praise be
I'm a deist and I believe in Kek.
We are willing happenings into existence.
NO
C H E C C THIS
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Kek doesn't hate the other deities, but do not waver in your worship of Kek. Encroachments will not be tolerated.
Dude, fuck off and get back down on Hilldawgs muff.
FACT: Hillary pays people to shill and shitpost for her.
FACT: They are aware of this board and post here.
FACT: They are worried our worship of Kek will strengthen us against her and her god Moloch, the eternal bitch to Kek.
Get the fuck out of here cake boy.
there is one God, the father, maker of heaven and earth... And Kek.
what does it mean
>Christian
You represent Christianity as much as a pig represent Islam
Kek is a false entity! Depart from thy wicked ways!
He is Real
PRAISE
A true agent of Kek shows devotion and piety to him.
Shillary is not.
>been here since Zim Zam
>newfag calling me a shill
Wew lad, fuck off with your redditfrog bullshit
It means there's a 1 in 10 chance of getting dubs, and spamming a thread with confimation bias-frog ensures things like this happen
KEK is laughing at you. HE IS NOT MOCKED.
Kek gave you dubs to point out your hubris.
He also granted dubs to the faithful poster below you to confirm his message.
Repent now.
>puerto rican
Pff typical.
>christian board
We don't all worship an iron age caananite tribal god and his hippie son, user.
pure coincidence
>being this new
>fucking Moloch shills sliding threads
GTFO OWLNIGGER
Kek blesses whoever raises this holy banner.
PRAISE KEK.
KEK IS GREAT.
kek was first used in Sup Forums in a starcraft general because Koreans write their laughter as kekekekekekeke
all this way before /vg/ or /s4s/
Dumb cunt you realize Kek is an ancient Egyptian God? Kek found us we didn't find him, Kek works in mysterious ways.
IN KEK WE TRUST
The point of my post was to point out how easy it is to get repeating digits mathematically and how bullshit it is that a "god" runs on this mathematical probability, you mong.
Kek is a false-god for fagots.
>not into math
Let me guess...you were homeschooled because you didnt fit in?
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>god
>father
>maker of heaven
>maker of earth
>and Kek
5 things
55 as doubles
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???
Wew lad this is the second time you memed them.
Sorry there step child of the U.S.A, you are not really human, like a nigger (more like 4/5 a man) Jesus loves you,you fucking mongrel but not me..
KEK is just SATAN by another name
KEK topics are also forum sliding.
Hillary shill detected and btfo
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
>kek proven bullshit by 6th grade math
>"hurr u are smart making u dum lol braise keg"
???
Christ is with me.
Death to the false-god Kek.
Kek calls bullshit on your lies shill.
You got it all wrong. Kek is a deity summoned by the combined memetic energies of Pepe, the Kek meme, and the Cuck meme. Together they resurrected an ancient god, Kek/Kuk/Heqet, the Frog god of Chaos. Gods themselves are like memes, belief gave them power. Due to their similarities to the ancient Kek meme, the 3 aforementioned memes were able to siphon power to Kek who had remained dormant through centuries of disbelief, plunging the world into chaos. Now that we have rediscovered the ancient god Kek his power has only grown and can only continue to grow with the resurgence of Kek worship.
PRAISE HIM
Christianity was LITERALLY born out of a dying, multicultural empire.
>Christian board
Yeah no, go back to worshiping a socialist Jew who was the product of some roastie getting pounded by an Arab bull while her virgin husband watched, fucking cuck
SEIG KEK
SEIG KEK
SEIG KEK
KEK ÜBER ÄLLES
>the forces of kek have literally been working against hillary, moloch the god of child sacrifices bitch
>somehow bad
Bitch please. Here's an info pic.
looks like a hot meme
Christian images in general or ones that focus on the family? My bad user, don't know if you're still lurking. Slipped away for a moment
hey heretic.
Jesus was known as the Morning Star
Satan was known as the Morning Star.
>read your bible.
Fuck off Christcuck this is a Kek board
Kek has given you doubles for the same reason he did
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
Why are Christians so easy to trigger though? Every time something like this happens they run in thinking they are valiant crusaders. Fucking pathetic.
Kek damn you.
You took the wrong lesson from it then. There is not a 1 in 10 chance dubs will appear in a thread because those dubs can happen in other threads. Yet immediately after your post a praiseful Kekkist got dubs. What are the chances of that? Not 1 in 10 I assure you.
No, kek is what alliance members read when a horde member types "lol" in world of warcraft, you fucking newfag.
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ITS 1 IN 100 CHANCE OF GETTING DUBS!
Kek is just korean for lol and sometimes kekekekek is simply hahahaha. For the keks is no different to for the lols.
It also happens to be an ancient Egyptian gods name who occasionally represent as a frog. Some anons made the link, feel frog and pepe was still a big hit and another link was made and now kek is the feels frog.
Just shut up and embrace him.
I haven't seen this much butthurt in a while.
Don't worry, user. I'll say some Hail Marys, and ask the Blessed Virgin to intercede for your miserable soul.
God bless.
he is god
Woman has to do shit. Man has to do more shit. Jesus has no description of what he does.... yea....
Kek is testing us, to see if we will stand by him in dark days.
your shitty god is just jealous of Kek
See:
>Common Filth actually got upset over the whole kek thing
>have something that means a lot
>love it dearly
>jesus wants to rip it from your arms and give you his over inflated soulless version as if it's the same
Wow what a great guy. Fuck off Jesus, i'm good.
Kek always tests us. We must show faith in Kek.
Kek? kek! kek
>christian makes an entire trying to play crusader
>we're butthurt
Does it trigger you when people refuse to bow to your false god?
See:
I agree OP. This is not a fucking game. Many of you are lost teenagers full of sin anyway. Attach yourself to Kuk and you get cucked by demons. It's no different than doing a ouiji board in the middle of a cemetary. I have no doubts that demons are manipulating these digits. Sounds exciting right? Feels good to manifest magic while sitting on your ass right? Wrong. It will lead you astray from Jesus the Christ, the only light-bringer in a satanic world that will offer you the occult for a short rise in exchange for you SOUL in which will be refused entry into Heaven. We can only reasonably hope you won't be cast into eternal hellfire.
Jesus walks into a motel and lays three nails on the counter, tells the guy "put me up for the night."
You fucking moron KEK is the only other god Christ likes,jesus and KEK are friends.
Not at all. Since I wasn't even replying to you, but yet still made you respond, it's pretty apparent you're the one who's been triggered here, lad.
I'll say some Hail Marys for you as well, that you may find the victory of conversion, as opposed to the humiliation, death, and damnation, of a wretched pagan.
because jesus is a fucking jew. he has to get the goy to do everything for him.