ITT: Strangest boners

ITT: Strangest boners

Is the joke that this strange thing gives you a boner or is the joke that this thing looks like a strange boner?

I wish I had a robot like EVE.

maybe it gave him a boner because it looks like a boner.

Ever seen a dog get a boner? Now that's a strange sight to behold.

Why are they so veiny?

I didn't get a boner. I fell in love boner

Eve gave me an unexpected boner

In retrospect maybe I should have been more clear about asking people what gave them boners they weren't expecting

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Oh boy have I. I'm starting to sin just thinking about it.
I kind of understood, I was joking myself.

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I don't care about source, but is this from porn or the actual show(is it a show?)?
Also, I'd say that's a perfectly fair resaon to get erect.

you should know who zone is

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Shego picking her nose

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>that expansion

she's like a Tenga egg

Because it's not designed to just hang outside the body all the time. That's why they have sheathes. In fact, a dog doesn't get full erect until it penetrates a female. It may appear erect because it has a special set up where the tip has cartalidge(or bone or whatever) that allows it to penetrate while largely flaccid, but rapidly expands to full erection once inside a female. Then the dog "knots" the female which is a brief period of ejaculation where the dog is "tied" to the female and is unable to actually remove its penis until the knot subsides.

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you know that one comic where a lady marries a fly and gets impregnated and the maggots burst out of her back?

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I feel bad about it but that only excites me more.

When i was just a wee lad this almost made me a contender for deviantart

Then why hasn't been there a Tenga Eve design yet?