Vote Labour edition
/brit/
Jaxon Jones
Brandon Martinez
First
Brody Rodriguez
Second
Luis Hall
sue
Mason Barnes
Third
Ethan Long
anime 2
Cameron Howard
joke: god-emperor drumpf
WOKE: JUPITERIAN PRESIDENCY
Ryan Reyes
karen kujo
Thomas Myers
oh dear
Xavier Murphy
Ryder Richardson
BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mason Price
my previous cat did this because she was old and deaf
Dylan Morgan
More like third world amirite
Matthew Thompson
poor kot :(
Dylan Anderson
CUTE
Brayden Brooks
any occipital bun man in
Josiah Watson
vargs back on the menu
Cooper Brooks
...
Jordan Harris
DELETE THIS
Charles Butler
I have an old deaf cat and it occasionally likes to jump into the empty bathtub and meow loudly
Mason Ramirez
aiii lav kats
Logan Cox
went swimming with the mates yesterday
got sunburned after 20 minutes, need the so-called ozone layer back in business
Chase Sanchez
>tfw ginger genes will go extinct after being swamped by african dna in my lifetime
Isaiah Adams
need a bf lads
Jose Kelly
...
Joseph James
NOTHING LASTS FORVER
AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE
CAUSE I'LL JUST END UP WALKING
IN THE COLD NOVERMBER RAINNNNN
Grayson Taylor
based
Xavier Ortiz
Going to Israel this month, have pasty white skin. Reckon I'll get skin cancer.
Landon Taylor
Good Christmas deed at Tesco. Behind old lady at check-out. Her bill came to £28 but she only had £20 and claimed she must have lost £10 in the shop. I felt v sorry for her. She didn’t want help but I insisted, and in no time at all, we had all of her shopping back on the shelves
Hudson Hill
>tfw germany will be destroyed in your lifetime
Jonathan Peterson
...
David Gomez
Bad feel
Angel Richardson
>love cats
>heavily allergic to them
Adrian Williams
i have a pen
Justin Clark
*annihilates all the birds in the UK*
Wyatt Hernandez
...
Jeremiah Ross
I have a beeeeetch
Christian Garcia
AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
Josiah Bennett
they're no Hapsburgs
Thomas Morales
just wear sunscreen and you should be fine
it's bad in Aus/NZ because there's a massive hole in the ozone layer, it's why we have the highest skin cancer rates in the world
Andrew Bennett
1, 2
Xavier Parker
...
Xavier Harris
you honestly cannot imagine how FADED i am off this VODDY
the screen is moving but im sitting in the same PLACE
Julian Gray
pretty sure i have lung cancer lads
James Lee
its peach not bitch
Josiah Walker
ah yes the future's going to be great
everyone's going to be this boring brownish dark eyed and dark haired mess
and racism will be gone! woo!
oh wait
there'll just be a new 'ism to replace it
whoops, we just destroyed genetic diversity for no reason!
Levi Cox
...
Bentley Scott
Aiden King
yelping
Xavier Cooper
Chinese 'women' are fucking gold digging whores.
I had a Chinese girlfriend for 4 years, and we never had sex in that time. I bought her a fucking cottage in the Lake District because I thought it would be romantic and we could spend time there together and I would finally lose my virginity. Anyway when I was driving out to decorate it the lights were on, and watching through the windows I saw her fucking some chink chad, I watched this for 2 hours. he fucking wiped his cock on the fucking map of the area that I hand drew her (a fucking topographic map that took days to put together). fuck these yellow cunts.
Angel Jackson
Post willy
Christopher Torres
im going italy but this bloody plane will have snow on it cant go up!
Xavier Perry
>want to go to the toilet
>have to stand next to my bedroom door for five minutes listening to make sure no housemates are out there
Asher Bell
This is what Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's children might look like
Jaxson Lee
*screams externally*
Benjamin Lee
feel like pure shit just want him back
Nolan Gray
by far the slowest character in super smash bros
Luke Perry
pretty sure you dont
Isaac James
just piss in a bottle like the rest of us lad
Michael Sanchez
blew air out me nostrils
Jace Kelly
Are you living with randos or are they people you knew before moving in?
Luke Morales
Think I'm destined to live in Japan and marry a submissive asian cutie if I am to be quite honest with you
James Ross
*genocides the landlords*
*living standards improve dramatically*
hahah whoops xx
Matthew Scott
hugo chavez hated fake tits so he's alright in my book
Tyler Perez
>>>>>British """""""MONARCHY""""""" in the 21st century
It was cool about 9 centuries ago....now it's just sad...spoiled brats hanging out with pop stars and dressing up like Nazis. How stupid can they be?
The Queen is the last living vestige of some decorum and authenticity. After the kicks the bucket, the grandchildren will have their heads so far up their asses.
I predict William will abdicate and get rid of the monarchy desu
Nicholas Turner
snap
Justin Sanchez
small brain: ganondorf main
large brain: donkey kong main
Robert Long
*poos on you from 100 feet up*
Jordan Sanders
been coughing for 2 days now
Matthew Edwards
>small brain: ganondorf main
>large brain: donkey kong main
Camden Hughes
that's only because they moved to subsistence farming after living under quotas from the landlords
they then had no incentive or reason to produce excess grain so production went to shit and urban areas couldn't be fed
James Miller
don't mind republicanism it's just the shit that comes with it
the people who promote it are usually very lefty
Connor Butler
ascended brain: captain falcon main
Ryan Lopez
ascended brain: mr game & watch
Jackson Hughes
don't believe a word of this
Brayden Green
only played solid snake and falcon punch
Gabriel Sanders
Jason Price
SHOW ME YA MOVES
Aiden Morgan
99% of brits don't care about the royals past charles(or maybe william)
Literally nobody gives a shit about harry
Henry Anderson
who is the girl on the right
Brody Butler
got a strong urge to re-read blood meridian lads
Benjamin Brooks
Liked that voice. Ham is the best acting method.
Kayden Diaz
repulsive insects
Elijah Rivera
small brain: supporting the windsor monarchy
medium brain: republicanism
large brain: military dictator
huge brain: restore the stuart monarchy
Joseph Garcia
you have a cough, prescription is one bf and lots of warm fluids
Henry Diaz
bitch pen
Ian Campbell
...
Gavin Russell
Toji Haramasu
Michael Moore
Ian Adams
...
Elijah Howard
where in italy?:)
Jonathan Barnes
read any else of his works?
Angel Fisher
Outstanding post
Dylan Harris
bet their brains are yogurt
Jose Rogers
ssnnnnifffffffff
Dylan Lewis
You think we have it bad?
Imagine life for the next generation
>Computer Programmer, £15,000pa
>5 person roomshare in london, £2,000/month
Carter Collins
that is das momo
Jeremiah Thompson
I require a gaggle of bemused japanese women to giggle at me and my small penis whilst I'm naked and strapped to a chair
David Hernandez
Why do yank police kill them instead of tasering them
Is it a form of eugenics
Brayden Wright
my yogurt has some chunks in it, is it still safe to eat?