/DOAG/ Dumbing of Age General

This would be okay if it didn't turn into a gore fantasy near the end

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Danny deserves to be ground down into a fine powder though!

Finally, romance between characters I don't hate.

At last, some forced diversity I enjoy!

Didn't he get dumped like, fifteen minutes ago in accordance to Willis's usual time progression?

fuck off faggot.

your the reason this shit exist. enjoy your AIDS

So when Sup Forums failed fifth grade English for the third time, did he still blame "da joos"?

27 and a half seconds ago, actually.

I wanted him to fuck Sal

probably, but hes been into ethan for a while now so its less "dumped" and more "whoops my only obstacle for the man loving is gone"

Not that user, but I only want these two to be a thing because it means Willis will have SJW pressure to use them in his porn.
So far he gets a lot of credit for all of the lesbians, but no gay men. If I knew how to manipulate the SJW hoard, I'd try and start some bullshit about "fetishizing lesbianism", so either this self-hating former fundie has to draw gay men fucking, or he loses his audience.

Either way? I get a laugh.

He's correct though.

Not in this universe, pal.

Oh man, start the Amber suicide clock.

How do I even fucking edit this, jesus christ.

Hahah both guys she liked are fucking each other now? Too bad for her she's not a fujo.

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It actually reads like an edit. Kind of the opposite of when ppl do the lesbian edits. Maybe add Becky.

nazi josh deliver me, but did I have to rack my brains over this one. Sorry if it sucks

I wouldn't say that came out of nowhere, but this still feels like it's happening way too soon. Then again, DoA has all the pacing of a Shasta ground sloth.
Nah, you managed to pull something good out. Everyone sounds like a human being, and you acknowledge how fucked up it is that this is happening so quickly.

She is. Or at least she likes writing gay male/robot fanfic, that's close enough, right?

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>shame over important parts of herself
What does that mean?

>five minutes of being sober and not being a gigantic bitch to everyone, and you're acting like some great martyr

Not to defend Wills' tripe or clear antisocial tendencies, but I can relate to that. Not everybody is good by default.

she needs a dick but she's too embarased to ask her gay boyfriend to stick it up her vajoo

fuck off back to Sup Forums

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Ethan and Danny can never break up, because that would be homophobic.
But Danny can't be exclusively gay or straight from here on out, because that would be bi erasure.
Hmmmm.

He could try to make Danny polyamorous or some shit

It's fascinating to watch Willis write himself into these corners - it's like how making Sal hold up a corner store with a knife is more than a little problematic... but then it turns out she only did it because her parents are racist, so it's fine!

Oh man, I finished this just in time!
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I should draw more of them being homos
But yeah, I like Danny and Amber blows.

Danny would implode at the idea of dating more than one person.

Based Art-user, we are not worthy

Thanks dude. I'm willing to do one more Danny/Ethan pic if anyone wants.

Yeah, this is a dude who followed his sweetheart from high school to college. That's a lot of money to sink into being an orbiter, only to be dropped on moving in-day.

Deepthroating, or sucking on those balls. Anything's good.

I almost forgot about that little plot point... damn it, why are 90% of all the women in this webcomic awful human beings?

Because 90% of people are awful human beings. Realism!

>Amber gets dumped by her boyfriend of years, turns out he's gay.
>Amber dumps her boyfriend for not being supportive.
>He goes and fucks the ex that it turned out was gay.

This bitch is going to develop a second personality complex.

Azrael Amazi-Girl incoming.

Lolwut. That shit was creepy and weird. Only thing Dorothy did wrong was not dumping him before, and he tried to surprise her just as much.

I think that is a Raymond Chandler quote in the second word bubble of panel 3.

>Only thing Dorothy did wrong was not dumping him before
To be fair, that's a pretty big mistake on her part - if she'd ended it sooner, Danny wouldn't have wasted time and money moving to a college for no good reason.

It would've been "for no good reason" regardless of whether they were going to stay together or not.

Here's something, user
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Yeah, all this talk about how Dorothy is super smart and stuff. She should have dropped his ass sooner. But I just don't like how everyone is like 'she's too good for Walky'. Then again, being too good for Walky is about the same tier as being potty trained I guess.

I love everything about that.
You got a gallery somewhere, user?

Glad ya like it. I'll take one more request if anyone's down.

Here, but I update sporatically and my tumblr is cluttered with dumb reblog bullshit.
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I'd feel bad but she's a bitch so yeah.

She no longer needs love, just a strong desire to punch dads in the junk. Old Dads, Young Dads, Soon-to-be-Dads, even Dudes who could one day be Dads. No junk will be safe.

Guys don't tell David Willis about this okay?

No you stupid fags, get together. Make her kill herself.

Bye, bye, happiness for these characters.

I'd throw some other sloppy-blowjob prompt, since I want some of that, too, but don't want to bore you with more of those. Are you down with Malaya? Anything involving her legs/thighs, maybe a standing thigh-job?

Only dude stuff?
Jacob and Walky. One trying to down the other's huge dong.
You get to choose, whose's who.

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Hey now, they only agreed that they couldn't date. All they need to do is have FWB situation.

C'mon Danny, unleash you hidden power top.

Alternately, make an Amber sandwich and love some of the crazy out of her.

You're doing God's work, art user
Rainbow-Flyer, how did I not recognize your art. Keep up the good work.

Only if Joyce bursts in halfway screaming at Ethan, "What? Was I not good enough?"

Who's that Pokemon!?

Jacob always looks so weird.

Well yeah, Willis isn't comfortable around black people.

Danny, you can't be friends either if you want to not be a dickbag to Amber. She told Ethan you were a grated non person, or whatever.

Instead of worrying about her, just nut up, fuck the dude and use her rage sweat as lube.

I mean, it still might not work out if they're both tops.

So is Dave trying to tell us he's gay? That what's going on here?

His upper lip is too big and the lighting always makes it look like he's really, really shiny.

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I honestly think even Willis would like this.

I don't get why everyone isn't just bisexual. Dicks and pussies shouldn't be the main fucking focus, it's whether you can get along with the other person.

Just fuck while amber watches. I can't imagine amber's not a giant fujo who wants to see a lanky feminine guy take it from a big strong dude.
Or vice-versa really.
Her soaked vagina would take priority over her rage.

>Sup Forums boogeyman

I'd say it's more likely that both of them are bottoms.

Eventually they get so sexually frustrated the try to rope Jacob into a three-way only for him to admonish them that just because he's a built black guy doesn't mean has any desire to fuck a white guy.

They could always get Mike.

Hey guys. Long time no see.
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>That link
>That pic
>DEM THIGHS!

Man, ideally being bisexual would be neat. But guys are gross as shit and I have no desire to be touched or near them. There's probably more guys I get along with well than girls, so if everyone was bi, I probably wouldn't be single.

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You're a peach and I love you.

If you're talking about hygiene that's an individual to individual think.

I know I wash my asshole often enough.

oh no, amber was SO TRAUMATIZED by her gay boyfriend coming out to her :(((

how do the sjws feel about this bullshit
its just another excuse to not have any m/m couples while still adding more queer dudes

and then I drew it...except the gay parts cuz I'm bad at it...
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I'm as bad as willis when it comes to excessive porn.

Ethan may have done her wrong, but at this point the only thing Danny did was grow a backbone. "No, I won't support you going on a self-destructive tear as a vigilante on UNIVERSITY OF INDIANA CAMPUS" is not unreasonable.

As far as I'm concerned, she DUMPED Danny, not the other way around. What "evil" is there? The continued FACT she's emotionally unstable and borderline? The knowledge she'll probably have a rage episode just like her shitty father and beat them with a leather belt? Do they think they DESERVE it, you know, being her permanent property forever?

Holy shit, Willis is going to arc this into a tear-stained "domestic disturbance" with her walking in on the two of them, only to be led away in chains when they (very obviously) connect her to Amazi-Girl. It'll happen by the end of Spring Semester Freshman Year, so look for it on newstands in December of 2019!

Naw not hygene. I don't like facial hair, guy bodies, or guy voices. Any one of these things is an immediate turnoff.
Alternatively if a trans person manages to get rid of all of these things and be a convincing girl, even if they still have the dick I'd probably be ok with it. So I'm not completely straight I guess.

>Not liking big burly, thick chested men with deep baritone voices
Well that's just gay.

Amber is so cray-cray that she turned both of her exes gay for each other.
Dayum, girl.

I like them just fine. I just don't want them anywhere near my dick. Nor do I want their dicks anywhere near me. Same goes for nuts, assholes tongues, feet, and chest.

That mouth is unsettling, but I imagine anything involving Amber and sex at this point would turn unsettling. Like it starts normal but by the end she's crying, calling you Daddy, demanding you hit her, and begging you to knock her up.

And never apologize for drawing excessive porn.

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Starting that Indiana Disneyland with Splash Mountain, I see.

He came out literally in bed with her under her. You could be the biggest gay supporter on the planet, you'd be hurt if you're in bed with your significant other, and they tell you "I just found out I'm not sexually into you!"

That or he'll have amber notice they have chemistry and are sad and she'll feel bad and give them her permission to make her look like a good girl instead of the shitbag she is in this.

O snap, I drew a thigh job too. Malaya is just made for it, right?
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Eh, I'd be down for that but only cause I just like seeing bad but justifiable things happen to Amber cause she reminds me of me.

holy fuck

The guy is a hack they did that in How I met your mother, remember robin lost her virginity and the guy says yeah I'm gay.

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Sweet Jebuz.

No, no, she'll get too wrapped up in playing her NINTENDO DEE ESS with EPPIN POKEMANS PLAYS AMIRIGHT

Chances are Walky will (out of character) ask her if she's noticed all the men in her life seem to be moving on ... "together, you know, about ready to bone dudes with dude bones am I right famski"

Then he'll fart and walk away

>after meeting you I'm not sure why everyone's not a little bi

Because not everyone's a fag or a piece of putty in the hands of a fat, hairy SJW looking to score browny points and cash from his frothing masses of verminous fans.

We're just getting spoiled tonight for drawings.

And that puffy vulva and thick clit are working something fierce.

Every LGBT needs to come out in the most drama-bomb way possible. No one can just sit and talk about stuff, because these various plots would be over within minutes if they did.

... And King of the Hill. That's how Peggy lost her virginity.

No matter how bad Willis gets, he still surprises.me.

Jeez bro, take the dick outta' yer' ass.

You mean "wonderbread", I'm sure.