Bernie is literally the only non-meme candidate. Why isn't he the nominee?
Bernie is literally the only non-meme candidate. Why isn't he the nominee?
Who said he wasn't?
I think you meant Gary Johnson.
Bernie is a reddit meme, though
Original Captain America would consider Bernie a criminal. And would probably kill Hillary. He'd think Trump was a lib cuck.
Nowadays though. Yeah, he's a faggot.
He's a communist who spent too much time not being bought and not enough time pandering
>hernie
>not a meme
also
the comedian >>> captain america
>Gary "cucked" Johnson
>Not a meme
cnn.com
>let's have a "Robin Hood" tax for every single trade in the stock market
>just fuck my market up senpai
We need to take down the top %1 comrade, they are the source of all your problems, more government to give you power, comrade!
Because Hillary and the DNC fuxked him over, it's all ober wikileaks
That cartoon clearly contains a profound message and advanced symbolism befitting only to the most subtle of minds of our generation.
Thank you for this grand source of inspiration master b8er.
>Trump has redpilled character from one of the best novels of the last 40 years
>Bernie has a washed up faggot who is being milked to pander to Nu-males and faggots
Seems about right.
>Uncle Bernie
>non-meme candidate
Hh goodness, laddie.
I can;t believe it took me as long as it did to realize that was The Comedian behind Trump.
CTR SHILLS
The Comedian is a much better character than Captain America. All Cap is good for is "dark "reinventions"" of his character
>non-meme
>Bernie
Are you new to the election or retarded?
>why isnt he the candidate
You leftists really dont pay attention at all, do you?
>cap standing with a commie
>Benedict Sanders
>non-meme candidate
you haven't been keeping up with the news at all, have you?
*breaks into the Sanders cuckshed with my badass Stars and Stripes embroidered shield*
It's time to redistribute... the PAIN!
Why didn't they use the black captain america? Seems sorta racist to me.
Also The Comedian > Captain America
Bernie was a nazi this whole time?
...
>Bernie is literally the only non-meme candidate.
Literally a 35 year politician who has done absolutely nothing the entire time, from an irrelevant state, and a commie to boot.
>Why isn't he the nominee?
Because nobody but white college kids voted for him.
i think what he means is that Benie is the only candidate that actually made snense outside of dank memes and tweets.
Woman.
You still dont get it. I'm using memes to get elected !
Right now, being pro-Bernie increase's Trump's chances to win. I know it's counterintuitive for Sup Forums but we have to actually shill for Bernie Sanders. We must tell his voters to stay true to their ideals and vote for Stein, not go at all or vote for Trump for the ultimate fuck you to the DNC (only the most retarded ones will go that far though).
>white college kids
>voted
So you're saying no one voted for him?
...
Donald gets it. All he tweets about these days is how hard Bernie got fucked over.
Isn't captain america a bad guy now?
>Bernie
Good, Just, Righteous
>Trump
Evil, Maligned, Dark
It's crazy, isn't it?
People really believe their candidate is all righteous. That they hold all the answers. That their truth is the only truth.
American politics in 2016 have devolved into tribal cults, each with their own hierophant or prophet. Those who accept their values are accepted, and those who disagree are shunned.
Disband the presidency, begin an executive council. Abolish the two party system. End the cults.
Unless action is taken, this may end up as civil war.
who the hell would vote a literal cuck?
>Why isn't he the nominee?
because niggers love the Clintons.
And if Bern outs vote for Hillary, the DNC will never learn.
>this may end up as civil war.
that is exactly what Sup Forums wants
>Why isn't he the nominee
>Implying Democrat will ever nominate a jew as candidate
>Implying US will ever get a jew president
But I'm black. I want Bernie.
Electing Bernie would work, because we would still be stuck with the extrodinarliy corrupt hillary clinton. She'd wrap her tenticals and sink her beak into the heart of the Bernie compain and he'd be carry that parasite through his whole presidency.
We need Trump to BTFO the establishment. We can always revolt later if we have to.
Do it for love, do it for peace.
peace.
Raiden is a Bernie cuck that turns into a Trump supporter after killing Armstrong, The embodiment of Trump, and realizing he fucked up
But jews control everything. How does that make sense?
You got cucked on so many levels.
>Abolish the two party system.
I really hate this idea. Something like the rise of Trump would be legitimately impossible without it.
I just noticed that badass grandma
would vote with her
>Jew
>Entire policy relies on being honest and trustworthy
He's THE meme candidate.
how fucking gay that looks...
kek
because he's a demagogue peddling pipe dreams that appealed to rebellious milennials.
if anyone thought he'd pass any of that shit in a divided government they're a moron, plus
>embracing socialism while we have a $19 trillion deficit
WOah.... i'ts gamer/ nerd humor......
you wouldn't understand this if ur not a nerd o_O
bernie is a meme candidate
That's the point. Nobody would "rise" to power, a council would be elected that votes on executive actions and legislative vetoes.
>Bernie
>Non-meme
Wew lad.
The only non-meme candidates would have probably been Jim Webb and that other white Democrat guy. Face it, 2016 is the year of the Meme Election.
But this is literally the same for Trump. Selling dreams to millennials with shitty two year college educations or less and middle America.
It does make sense
Because Jew don't want other people to know that they control everything, so if a Jew president is elected it will raise suspicion.
Jew don't like to be shown on the billboard, they prefer hiding in the shadows.
Wasn't Captain America created as a personification of Capitalism and Nationalism to save America from the Commies?
Why would a Commie like Sanders have Captain America on his side? He would be the enemy.
Bernie would have won the meme war against Trump if you counted the donars and popular support. In reality, Bernie did better in the real world, Trump did better in the matrix
Your God Emperor is faulted. Ergo, Not a God.
>communist
Nice meme
hey don't yell at me, i've been a "hold my nose and vote for hillary" since the beginning. although gary johnson looks kinda interesting right now (his obsession with deregulation worries me tho)
The real Captain America would snap that commie fucks neck
>opinion differs from mine
>must be a cuck
k, coming from a leaf, the nation of cucked
>Calling literally anyone else a cuck in a Bernie thread
Because Bernie isn't a commie you kangaroo fucker
Go make a vegiemite sandwich faggot
My favourite ones are the Ted Cruz memes
This is actually pretty accurate. The whole point of the comedian is that he's Captain America, if Cap had seen some shit. He's the real "adult" in the room, because he's willing to use the amount of force necessary to really fight crime, while the other heroes in the book (and implicitly in other comics) have a childish, "School-boy heroics" attitude.
But at the same time, it disgusts him. He pretends not to care, but is in reality a deeply emotional man.
Like wise, Bernie Sanders is what Trump would be, if Trump hadn't been paying attention for the last thirty years. The ideas that Sanders champions are decent, if you remain willfully ignorant of what the world is really like. Their stances on trade, banks, and even health care are very similar. But Trump realizes that to fix those things, really fix them, you need to get down in the mud.
>commie
wew lad
>non-meme candidate
>socialist
Pick one
No, he's a cuck for wanting Trump to get taken out for saying "mean things"
He didn't.
Either way, the ideals of Captain America align with Trump more than any other candidate.
Former Bernie Sanders supporter here.
This man is a disgrace. Listening to his speech right now proves to me that he was always a liar, always a con man.
If you've listened to him talk for the past year then you already know he has contradicted almost everything he said on the campaign trail No one could do a 180 on their personal beliefs that quickly. He was obviously controlled opposition all along.
Lying, thieving, back stabbing crook.
Fuck you Bernie. Fuck you hard.
Is that image supposed to be dissuasive?
The difference with Trump's message is "Make America Great Again" is not limited to gibs and free shit. Bernie's political revolution relies on making the government fix all our problems.
But you can make America great again by being a good citizen, contributing to your country, giving back to the community. It comes down to YOU making the change, and as Donald said, "I am your voice...I'm with YOU."
Hivemind checked
Trump is covincing millions of poor Amerifats to vote against their own economic interests
capitatin ameirca wouldn't approve of that
And Trump wants to sue media outlets because of muh fee fee's. By that logic Trump is cucked too.
"...I’m gonna do if I win … is I’m gonna open up our libel laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money. We’re gonna open up those libel laws."
I don't give a fuck about Trump, I only want him because Hillary is literal Satan and no one else has a chance
>more jobs is against poor peoples economic interests
>the same welfare schemes that has kept blacks in the ghetto for the past 50 years is in their economic interests
lol
>non meme
DUDE FREE SHIT, FREE THIS FREE THAT FREE EVERYTHING!
>How will we pay for it? Tax the rich ofc!
>What do you mean if you impose higher taxes on the rich they will just move to other countries and you won't get any tax from them at all.
>B-but free shit...
Trading one devil for another, they are both literal shit.
>because of muh fee fee
It's because they literally lie constantly.
They should be held accountable in some fashion, just like academia is.
Keep blaming democrats for holding the poor back and not corporatist republicans faggot
>candidate
Not anymore he's not
>implying Trump is anywhere as bad as Hillary
r u kidding me? r u serious right now?
>hating on based MCU Cap
>implying The Comedian wasn't 100% right
Because he is a fucking sellout. That is why
You missed the point. Both candidates are bitching about something on principle but it doesn't make them cucked. Learn to fucking follow a conversation instead of taking shit out of context.
I look at them both as equally shitty and want neither to be POTUS.
youtube.com
First presidential primary, huh?
>Job creators are bad!
>Government that takes bribes from banks and bribe voters with scraps are good!
So a dumbass is equal to an evil psychopath?
Former Bernout here with a message to Bernie himself.
Mr. Sanders, if I wanted to get thrown under a bus I would go and play in the street.
Fuck off you lying, thieving scumbag.
>LOL K SO ILL LIK DRAW DRUMPF WIF A MEANIE PERSUN SO WE NO DAT HE IS BAD AND HIS FANS BE UGLY BUT BERNI HAS CAPTIN MERICA SO WE NO HE IS GOOD XDDD
If a candidate lose, they have to assimilate their politics to the winner...
how is that politics? What is the point of ideals if you surrender them so easily as Bernie?
>is destroying a country unintentionally any better than intentionally
walking a fine line there
it was inevadible
i like to think he wasnt a scammer and his policies once fleshed out would be surpreme and perfect but he never even had a chance
irregardlessly alot of people who thought they were helping got ripped off
hell be too old to run next time anyway